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Up the Creek without a Paddle
P [R] Amazon


An international collection of women for whom a "manicure" is of less interest than a "manicrush".

With deep connections in the sports of swimming, kayaking and water-polo the scouts have thus far had no trouble attracting new talent. Just as well since the team uniform is essentially a bikini that affords scant protection to its wearer and has led to quite a short life expectancy for the Paddlers.


Hall of Fame
Penelope Pisuerga - 69 games, 67 TD, 253 spp, killed by FRSHMN on a turn 16 no-hoper


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm, Grab
  67 0 6 0 11 3 55/76 170k
(90+80)k
 
2
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 4 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, +ST, Tackle, Break Tackle, Mighty Blow, Pro
  110 0 10 0 71 9 Legend
217
240k
(90+150)k
 
3
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 4 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST, Tackle, Break Tackle, Pro
  111 1 9 0 87 7 Legend
237
240k
(90+150)k
 
4
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Frenzy, Side Step, Juggernaut
  67 1 10 0 7 5 70/76 180k
(90+90)k
 
5
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Fend
  44 0 1 0 6 2 25/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
6
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
  11 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
7
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
8
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
  25 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
9
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Kick, Fend
  24 0 2 0 2 7 45/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
10
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Fend
  30 0 2 0 1 3 23/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
13
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 5 7
Dodge
+AG, Block, Sure Hands, Kick-Off Return, +AG, Fend
  53 3 59 0 0 5 Legend
205
210k
(50+160)k
 
14
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
  11 0 2 0 3 0 12/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
13 players  
Coach: knightsweats Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 1960k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 5480k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:207 (159/31/17) |TD Diff:241 (358 - 117) |Cas Diff:187 (275/155/49 - 164/82/46)
Last Opponent: Willnotquititwiththenurgle

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Tragones_SAOgre980k204/0/050k2 - 11050k121/1/050k19k
Harlequin HarpersDark Elf1060k152/0/050k2 - 11000k153/0/060k13k
Iuz AdeptsOrc1090k111/0/070k1 - 11000k132/0/070k13k
Iron BrawlersDwarf1140k100/1/030k1 - 01110k92/0/060k22k
I Poveri UbriachiGoblin1150k71/0/070k0 - 11030k103/1/040k29k
prova NNorse1130k231/0/240k4 - 01140k112/1/040k25k
Iuz AdeptsOrc1160k100/1/070k1 - 11320k120/1/050k20k
Greenskins thugsOrc1110k141/2/060k1 - 01080k70/0/120k23k
Bleakwold ReaversChaos Renegade1230k91/0/140k0 - 11370k142/1/070k26k
Rotten MayhemNurgle1180k71/0/010k0 - 11220k122/0/070k24k
Clan MacKintoshOgre1250k213/2/060k2 - 01340k90/1/140k23k
Crispy Blood´sVampire1230k71/0/050k0 - 11340k142/3/070k22k
GobGoriaGoblin1130k183/0/170k2 - 11120k122/0/110k23k
Deep Six DiggersShambling Undead1400k100/0/160k1 - 11410k140/3/040k24k
Apocalysme horsemenChaos Chosen1210k130/1/060k2 - 01090k91/1/070k30k
Oaken OffendersWood Elf1410k222/2/060k3 - 01300k80/0/070k25k
Fresh Meat HunterShambling Undead1460k71/0/050k0 - 21420k161/1/070k23k
Gemehket PrimarchesTomb Kings1350k110/3/070k0 - 01340k91/0/140k29k
HiMyMLizardmen1450k120/0/040k2 - 11440k100/1/050k31k
Gravestone DogsNecromantic Horror1380k172/0/080k2 - 21390k120/0/060k27k
Avengers of AtlantisHigh Elf1510k152/0/070k2 - 11480k90/0/040k22k
Big Living FossilsLizardmen1540k121/1/030k1 - 01490k131/1/170k29k
DaHornzChaos Chosen1370k132/1/030k1 - 11260k101/0/020k33k
~Oompa~Lompas~Orc1360k80/0/080k1 - 01340k81/0/040k29k
Torre de HerculesDark Elf1440k262/2/170k3 - 01390k112/1/030k28k
Marvel Team-UpHuman1460k91/1/010k0 - 21460k202/0/160k35k
FishysChaos Chosen1420k50/0/020k0 - 21480k130/0/150k34k
Baumschmusende BembelpetzerWood Elf1320k163/1/050k1 - 11330k142/0/060k20k
Politici Affamati 2'Necromantic Horror1460k160/2/070k2 - 01400k70/0/010k30k
HiMyMLizardmen1460k100/1/040k1 - 01540k91/0/110k32k
St Genis Laval des BoisWood Elf1470k200/4/040k2 - 11440k110/1/020k29k
Cheezy OnesSkaven1470k263/1/270k3 - 01440k80/0/050k27k
Huge Tracts Of LandWood Elf1570k151/1/070k2 - 01640k50/0/050k41k
Kölsche KoppkloppazOrc1570k130/1/050k2 - 11550k131/0/060k30k
Avengers of AtlantisHigh Elf1620k210/2/170k4 - 01810k80/0/020k35k
Dark Mountain RaidersOgre1580k246/0/150k2 - 11600k101/0/030k25k
Chrace CavaliersHigh Elf1650k100/1/070k1 - 11680k121/0/130k36k
Mad ScreamersElven Union1580k143/1/040k1 - 21560k162/0/070k30k
mariobrossChaos Chosen1440k100/1/030k1 - 01480k70/0/040k29k
Phoenix Gate GuardiansHigh Elf1450k172/1/060k2 - 11490k122/0/040k41k
Flying Sporting Lizzie Lizardmen1540k131/0/030k2 - 01410k81/1/060k33k
West Coast MarinersElven Union1460k192/2/060k2 - 11410k100/0/060k37k
West Coast MarinersElven Union1460k151/0/090k2 - 01500k80/0/010k30k
Clan MacKintoshOgre1480k224/0/080k3 - 11490k122/0/010k23k
Xufa'sHigh Elf1540k132/0/070k1 - 21660k140/0/070k35k
GorgonDark Elf1550k211/1/250k2 - 01640k112/0/160k30k
MatschplanscherSlann1530k122/0/050k1 - 01520k121/2/010k36k
Edinburgh Sewer SystemSkaven1370k272/2/160k4 - 01290k50/0/010k19k
Underdarks The RevengeUnderworld Denizens1430k160/1/180k2 - 01310k101/0/110k29k
DestrozahogaresChaos Chosen1450k100/1/050k1 - 01500k102/0/010k33k
Orc's WarchiefsOrc1450k90/0/060k1 - 01510k122/0/160k34k
Hydra BBCDark Elf1400k220/2/180k3 - 01370k60/0/030k26k
It's in the legsLizardmen1470k71/0/040k0 - 01490k90/0/220k30k
Blut Trinker von OstermarkVampire1400k201/1/080k3 - 01230k81/0/010k30k
Killer TimesUnderworld Denizens1440k172/0/170k2 - 01390k70/0/140k32k
Back for awhileNorse1400k151/0/0110k1 - 01400k00/0/00k38k
Dancin With Darkness IIDark Elf1460k141/2/050k1 - 11460k80/0/070k30k
Flea Bitten Butchers Underworld Denizens1450k131/1/090k1 - 01420k91/1/040k29k
Beefy Bill and his BuddiesChaos Chosen1480k130/0/1120k1 - 01450k50/1/10k32k
Mean_MachineWood Elf1330k110/0/070k2 - 01340k92/0/010k25k
High Elf TimesHigh Elf1470k123/0/020k0 - 21490k140/0/070k33k
Green wood runnersWood Elf1460k90/0/050k1 - 11430k110/0/060k39k
Anura HypnotoadsSlann1470k120/2/060k1 - 01320k50/0/060k26k
Saphery LongswordsHigh Elf1430k131/0/090k2 - 11390k110/0/020k27k
Not to be!Shambling Undead1480k172/1/070k2 - 01450k132/1/140k33k
Valkaron VigilantesDark Elf1470k110/0/070k2 - 11570k100/0/060k31k
ReptiliensLizardmen1490k183/1/150k1 - 11300k80/0/050k29k
Chankas Little TinkersHalfling1480k305/1/050k4 - 11430k80/0/060k32k
Rana del LeySlann1550k131/0/050k2 - 01560k90/1/020k27k
Les boules 2Ogre1570k151/1/090k2 - 01600k91/1/050k26k
Dallas-CowboysHigh Elf1510k131/0/070k2 - 01450k60/0/020k35k
Oi! Oi! MusicNorse1630k142/0/180k1 - 11540k100/1/070k39k
They Mostly Come At NightDark Elf1600k50/0/050k0 - 41860k220/0/140k41k
Oi! Oi! MusicNorse1550k133/1/020k0 - 11540k131/1/070k33k
Newt town bawlersSlann1420k161/0/070k3 - 21280k121/0/040k24k
Ellyrian CardinalsHigh Elf1530k100/0/080k1 - 01440k00/0/00k25k
Los Sabores del Ají SecoHalfling1500k305/3/070k3 - 01490k70/1/040k31k
Rhodesian Ridge RatsSkaven1540k80/0/070k1 - 51540k362/2/120k29k
UngezieferSkaven1360k130/1/070k2 - 01320k81/0/020k31k
Pulstar RangersSlann1490k130/1/070k2 - 11470k120/0/160k33k
Princes And PottersHigh Elf1470k110/0/070k2 - 01640k90/1/030k33k
Lingo leverageChaos Renegade1450k151/0/160k2 - 11380k182/1/130k37k
Chankas Little TinkersHalfling1430k170/3/060k2 - 01240k90/2/060k22k
Anti-Phun-MechanicsHuman1290k235/1/060k2 - 01230k50/0/060k30k
Turbine Luntzenberg CCWood Elf1510k152/0/060k2 - 01570k71/0/060k24k
Slann SlannSlann1510k150/2/090k2 - 01340k61/0/010k24k
Cactus Coast CowboysSlann1550k92/0/030k0 - 41430k213/0/080k33k
Eurorack PatchesElven Union1540k152/1/020k1 - 11500k121/0/030k33k
Sick of the WoodWood Elf1550k111/0/080k2 - 01580k101/0/020k33k
pAsADark Elf1600k122/0/040k1 - 11610k80/0/030k29k
Chao's MachineChaos Chosen1610k131/0/050k2 - 01550k70/1/050k30k
SlizzardiLizardmen1590k122/0/070k1 - 11610k181/2/220k33k
Mouseskin PistoleersHigh Elf1350k120/2/040k1 - 31390k284/1/170k28k
Special High ElvesHigh Elf1090k222/1/170k3 - 01000k70/0/030k23k
System of TouchdownsWood Elf1310k101/0/070k1 - 11270k80/0/040k24k
SewerdiversSkaven1330k181/2/080k2 - 11300k130/1/150k31k
Squished OutSkaven1340k151/1/080k2 - 11330k121/1/040k30k
Pink TicklersChaos Chosen1350k152/0/050k2 - 01360k92/0/010k31k
Siphoning Off for a biteVampire1400k131/0/070k2 - 01490k71/1/010k33k
PerroFlautaSkaven1400k110/0/050k2 - 01280k91/0/040k30k
Piroska és a vérfarkasNecromantic Horror1490k152/0/040k2 - 01330k50/0/040k29k
Asri UnitedElven Union1580k121/1/040k1 - 01500k81/0/010k36k
RadeMightyRatsSkaven1600k90/0/030k1 - 11660k111/0/050k32k
Leaping LadsSlann1510k132/0/070k1 - 01480k90/0/060k27k
C.M.O.T Dribblers Food StallSkaven1510k141/2/030k1 - 11580k81/0/070k40k
BottomdwellersHuman1500k213/2/050k2 - 01400k121/1/020k28k
2013 Seattle SeahawksHigh Elf1450k140/0/050k3 - 01480k81/0/010k40k
AstarothHigh Elf1650k190/4/060k2 - 01600k50/0/050k33k
Blue MasochistsWood Elf1680k111/0/040k1 - 21870k172/1/030k38k
AstarothHigh Elf1470k141/0/050k2 - 01530k111/1/060k34k
BeingHumanHuman1580k130/1/080k2 - 01480k50/0/020k35k
2013 Seattle SeahawksHigh Elf1600k192/1/130k2 - 11660k100/0/030k37k
Obscurs Segona Part Dark Elf1600k201/1/070k3 - 01550k121/1/150k31k
FlashmobElven Union1590k121/1/070k1 - 01510k133/0/040k37k
InkuloLizardmen1660k140/0/060k3 - 01650k50/0/010k38k
Blue Spiders of Probable DoomDark Elf1680k173/0/080k2 - 01620k60/0/050k39k
Headed For The HospitalElven Union1700k101/0/040k1 - 01720k80/0/130k36k
Da Greenskin WaaggghhhOrc1710k152/0/060k2 - 01590k101/2/020k30k
Horns from HellChaos Chosen1730k131/0/080k2 - 11590k130/1/030k38k
AstrotheologyChaos Chosen1580k120/0/060k2 - 01490k110/2/040k35k
Pass Action FanaticsWood Elf1660k151/1/080k2 - 11700k120/0/040k38k
Poison cloudDark Elf1710k172/0/130k2 - 01660k153/1/020k33k
Slimy and smellyNurgle1750k121/1/090k1 - 01700k90/1/010k32k
Westmount TuftiesHigh Elf1690k100/2/020k1 - 11600k172/0/040k33k
Segunda camadaLizardmen1590k150/1/160k2 - 11510k100/1/060k32k
Hacienda PublicaChaos Renegade1700k223/1/050k3 - 11710k101/0/010k28k
Army of ArmageddonChaos Chosen1790k192/1/160k2 - 01780k91/0/010k26k
Pass Action FanaticsWood Elf1750k262/2/360k3 - 11770k162/0/040k37k
Weather UndergroundSkaven1790k151/1/080k2 - 11700k151/2/040k35k
Army of Tel MeggidoChaos Chosen1670k182/0/090k3 - 01770k112/1/040k29k
Wocs up DocChaos Chosen1700k151/0/180k2 - 01650k60/0/050k29k
Saphery's RubysHigh Elf1720k121/0/170k1 - 11680k100/0/040k39k
Velvet MoonDark Elf1710k131/0/060k2 - 11710k90/0/010k31k
GoloduiutsNurgle1720k180/2/070k3 - 01720k101/0/010k32k
touttencartonTomb Kings1740k150/1/170k2 - 11680k172/1/120k35k
Mutant DarkChaos Chosen1730k131/0/080k2 - 01690k80/2/010k28k
Reticulated Evil PythonsDark Elf1740k224/0/030k3 - 01720k71/1/040k40k
All MasterpiecesElven Union1740k130/1/040k2 - 11730k141/1/030k43k
Hacienda PublicaChaos Renegade1740k172/0/150k2 - 01740k60/0/040k35k
3 Card TrickElven Union1740k131/0/050k2 - 11840k132/0/260k31k
Cactus Coast CowboysSlann1550k213/2/050k2 - 11530k120/0/110k32k
farmoteam 2High Elf1550k120/1/180k1 - 01450k92/1/120k31k
Asgair's ScrubsHigh Elf1550k140/3/070k1 - 11600k100/0/030k40k
SlannarchiaSlann1610k80/0/040k1 - 11610k132/0/060k28k
2013 Seattle SeahawksHigh Elf1620k170/2/080k1 - 01560k00/0/00k35k
Cactus Coast CowboysSlann1630k130/0/150k2 - 01670k71/0/020k32k
woodland fawnsWood Elf1690k171/1/060k2 - 11670k111/0/020k41k
Badtown BrawlersChaos Chosen1710k172/0/170k2 - 01530k60/0/050k35k
Field TestingOgre1710k244/0/180k3 - 01710k71/0/060k31k
Cathim HighnessHigh Elf1750k131/0/050k2 - 01690k60/0/050k37k
Frog SmackedSlann1730k131/0/060k2 - 11780k110/0/050k27k
Galatic EmpireElven Union1700k110/0/060k2 - 11750k131/0/020k36k
OrcawaOrc1730k151/1/050k2 - 01690k121/1/150k32k
Amber FuryWood Elf1680k121/0/180k1 - 01680k100/1/130k34k
Causeway GiantsOgre1730k215/0/080k2 - 11750k100/0/120k34k
Karond Kar WhiplashDark Elf1750k192/2/050k2 - 11790k100/0/030k39k
Bailando con GobosWood Elf1750k101/0/060k1 - 01770k91/0/010k31k
Zardoz RevengeDark Elf1750k101/0/070k1 - 01760k91/0/060k39k
CivilsUnderworld Denizens1750k202/1/080k3 - 01710k60/0/040k30k
California SunWood Elf1750k151/1/080k2 - 21620k171/0/060k33k
Ratpipe WarpstonersSkaven1740k150/0/250k2 - 01730k91/0/020k36k
Mount Magic MutatorsChaos Renegade1800k111/0/070k1 - 11760k170/1/320k36k
Night of the DeadShambling Undead1330k140/0/040k3 - 01400k82/0/030k26k
12 Elves AleapingDark Elf1640k171/2/050k2 - 01620k90/0/040k30k
Cloverfield Corpse CarriersShambling Undead1640k215/0/070k2 - 01600k122/1/030k38k
Mega AmericaNorse1620k193/1/070k2 - 01490k101/2/050k40k
PiratxisSlann1670k132/0/070k2 - 11720k80/0/030k37k
Roughhouse RenegadesChaos Chosen1740k102/0/080k1 - 11760k111/0/060k26k
Pontifex MaximusHigh Elf1780k100/1/050k1 - 01750k50/0/020k34k
Deepwood StallionsWood Elf1780k131/0/060k2 - 11710k130/1/050k34k
12 Elves AleapingDark Elf1740k213/1/170k2 - 01680k71/0/010k45k
Les Alcarin's Stars IIIHigh Elf1780k110/0/080k2 - 11730k141/0/140k36k
Terror Australis IIChaos Chosen1780k182/1/040k2 - 01850k142/0/150k33k
woodland fawnsWood Elf1800k161/1/080k2 - 01810k101/0/020k33k
Elanthirs fightersHigh Elf1820k172/1/050k2 - 01700k50/0/040k39k
Terror Australis IIChaos Chosen1820k141/1/160k1 - 01830k112/0/040k40k
Tin Elongated PrawnsSkaven1840k130/0/190k2 - 11880k140/0/230k35k
Vamps fighting for gridVampire1790k152/0/060k2 - 01730k71/0/010k36k
12 Elves AleapingDark Elf1790k194/0/080k2 - 11660k90/0/040k35k
Dragon Bay CorsairsElven Union1790k193/1/070k2 - 01790k70/0/010k31k
Valdamar HarpiesDark Elf1790k191/3/080k2 - 11800k131/1/020k32k
Tin Elongated PrawnsSkaven1770k234/1/140k2 - 11790k194/1/050k43k
Sin City ScramblersAmazon1740k243/3/070k2 - 01770k122/1/040k40k
Lothern LordsHigh Elf1790k172/0/150k2 - 01810k80/0/040k32k
Hate SpreadDark Elf1810k180/1/160k3 - 01840k111/1/030k42k
Fargo FirestartersNorse1780k212/2/160k2 - 01730k81/0/010k38k
Spare No RibsChaos Chosen1800k152/0/060k2 - 01750k70/0/130k31k
No More ColorDark Elf1780k152/0/060k2 - 21760k151/1/020k40k
Chaos All StratChaos Renegade1720k264/1/160k3 - 01630k81/0/030k35k
420 Friendly Roomies NeededHigh Elf1790k121/1/070k1 - 11810k111/0/060k32k
Military MauraudersChaos Renegade1800k192/2/060k2 - 01800k112/0/030k33k
Mountains and RiversChaos Chosen1820k120/1/170k1 - 21710k172/0/060k32k
Hate SpreadDark Elf1830k172/1/040k2 - 11790k90/0/040k30k
White WVampire1850k170/4/050k2 - 01820k50/0/020k31k
54th SquadChaos Chosen1870k130/2/070k1 - 01820k71/1/050k39k
Trolles del CineforumHuman1830k213/2/080k2 - 11720k110/1/040k35k
Elves Learn FightingHigh Elf1870k131/0/060k2 - 01930k60/0/050k25k
Naggaroth Fashion VictimsDark Elf1890k192/2/050k2 - 01890k60/0/050k37k
Rolling All The 1'sDark Elf1900k120/2/030k1 - 11840k101/0/040k41k
CivilsUnderworld Denizens1890k130/1/070k2 - 01870k91/0/110k28k
Dancing with the DevilDark Elf1890k163/1/060k1 - 01830k121/1/140k28k
High Elves StrongHigh Elf1870k101/0/060k1 - 11900k100/0/130k30k
Orcland RaidezsOrc1930k184/1/070k1 - 01740k51/0/050k28k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman1940k142/1/030k1 - 11570k80/1/060k33k
defonce les coolsHuman1690k181/0/150k3 - 11540k121/0/010k31k
420 Friendly Roomies NeededHigh Elf1940k131/0/050k2 - 12040k120/3/030k29k
WillnotquititwiththenurgleNurgle1630k120/0/060k2 - 01530k50/0/040k38k