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They're not touched by Chaos. They can't mutate. They're not half-man, half-anything. They're Farmer Ed's Remarkably Intelligent Football-Playing Goats! Equipped with naturally goaty strength, agility, and high spirits, and with ingeniously constructed baskets that allow them to carry the ball after picking it up with their teeth, these remarkable animals are the star attraction at carnivals, county fairs, harvest festivals and circus sideshows across the Empire! (NOTE: Farmer Ed's Remarkably Intelligent Football-Playing Goats are not allowed to enter Middenland, Talabecland or the city of Marienburg due to outstanding warrants.) You'll lose your heart -- and possibly other organs -- to the brutally playful antics of these clever, plucky goats, who are GUARANTEED not to eat the ball mid-drive! (It hasn't happened for months, we swear!) GROUND RULES This team is composed of goats. They're highly trained, yes, but ultimately they're standard barnyard goats and not creatures of Chaos. Therefore, they will not generally take mutations. There may be occasional exceptions, but these will be explainable by details of the characters -- Crazy Henrik might take Foul Appearance or Disturbing Presence, for example, symbolizing not a gift of Nurgle but just the fact that he's a scary-looking animal. Two Goats in a Coat might take Two Heads. Nobody will take Claw, or Tentacles, or anything like that. They're goats. Goats don't have tentacles. Injured players will recuperate and return to the roster as rookies. Dead players will generally stay dead -- except Griff Goaterwald, whose magnificent constitution allows him to recuperate from even the most seemingly mortal injuries, and Farmer Ed, who lost a leg and had to retire but remains the team's head coach and trainer.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Brutal Rookie Crumble	Norse	970k	11	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	900k	10	0/1/0	60k	11k
Pesadilla diurna	Vampire	980k	14	1/0/2	70k	1 - 1	1040k	13	2/0/0	30k	17k
Virtual Insanity	High Elf	1010k	22	3/0/0	90k	2 - 0	1000k	1	0/0/0	0k	21k
Jelly Smashers of Coockootown	Halfling	1090k	22	2/1/0	50k	3 - 0	1000k	7	1/1/0	40k	21k
Downtown Demons	Necromantic Horror	1050k	18	0/0/0	60k	4 - 0	1120k	6	0/1/0	40k	22k
Dwarves of the Rings	Dwarf	1220k	16	1/1/0	30k	2 - 2	1260k	17	2/0/1	80k	28k
Kheops Gentlemens	Tomb Kings	1250k	13	1/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1140k	12	1/1/1	30k	20k
Clan Mayfair II	Skaven	1290k	12	1/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1190k	15	1/1/1	30k	29k
Lashing Beasts	Chaos Dwarf	1290k	15	0/0/0	50k	3 - 0	1310k	13	3/1/0	30k	16k
Rooked Again	Shambling Undead	1320k	17	1/3/0	30k	1 - 1	1390k	18	2/2/1	20k	26k
Fleabag fumblers	Necromantic Horror	1170k	9	0/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1140k	17	2/1/0	70k	19k
Raw Food Club	Wood Elf	1250k	17	1/0/2	60k	2 - 1	1270k	18	1/1/0	10k	26k
Brwlorcs	Orc	1320k	24	3/1/1	50k	3 - 0	1340k	6	0/0/0	20k	22k
Kesthu Kroa	Slann	1400k	14	3/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1410k	16	2/0/0	60k	27k
Moonshine Madness	Necromantic Horror	1420k	11	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1420k	15	0/2/0	50k	25k
Norska Mountain Monsters	Norse	1460k	13	0/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1350k	13	0/1/1	60k	25k
Queen's Arms Sunday XII	Dwarf	1410k	10	1/1/0	40k	0 - 1	1230k	14	1/2/0	20k	25k
Team Endzone	Shambling Undead	1350k	9	0/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1390k	19	2/2/0	60k	34k
Kleinstein	Dwarf	1270k	18	1/1/0	20k	3 - 0	1310k	5	0/0/0	50k	27k
jevi llano	Tomb Kings	1510k	17	2/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1540k	12	1/2/1	20k	27k
FrenzOrchi	Orc	1480k	15	2/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1460k	17	1/2/0	40k	34k
Gamrud Cannons	Dwarf	1510k	11	0/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1410k	8	0/2/0	50k	27k
Black Ash Bulls	Chaos Dwarf	1320k	14	2/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1430k	9	0/1/0	50k	34k
Hammmer i 'Øjet	Shambling Undead	1600k	21	2/1/0	70k	3 - 1	1680k	14	2/1/0	50k	35k
Cubic	Skaven	1690k	17	3/1/0	30k	1 - 2	1580k	19	2/0/0	60k	30k
Uxel Ogres	Ogre	1830k	25	5/0/2	80k	2 - 0	1780k	15	3/0/2	60k	29k
Doomland	Human	1760k	26	5/1/0	70k	3 - 1	1440k	10	1/0/0	10k	43k
Sludge n Sewer	Underworld Denizens	1800k	15	1/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1730k	17	1/1/1	70k	30k
For Blood and Warpstone!	Underworld Denizens	1610k	23	3/0/0	70k	4 - 0	1470k	13	3/0/1	40k	35k
Legion of Zhufbar	Dwarf	1660k	19	2/0/1	60k	2 - 2	1540k	18	0/2/1	60k	38k
homeland heros	Dwarf	1380k	15	0/2/0	50k	2 - 0	1360k	12	2/1/0	60k	34k
Chassella Chrushers	Dark Elf	1480k	25	3/1/1	40k	3 - 0	1470k	13	0/1/0	40k	31k
U.S. Army	Chaos Renegade	1490k	16	2/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1500k	11	2/1/0	40k	32k
Nanos Marranos	Chaos Dwarf	1510k	9	2/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1420k	23	4/2/1	70k	27k
Gramps	Dwarf	1370k	6	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1320k	15	1/2/0	60k	35k
Raised Radicals	Necromantic Horror	1540k	9	1/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1550k	19	2/2/0	60k	30k
Revenge of the D'Orcs	Orc	1460k	11	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1660k	17	2/0/1	70k	29k
SkavenBlight Squeelers	Skaven	1490k	11	0/2/1	60k	0 - 5	1390k	25	2/3/0	70k	27k
Bump in the Night FC	Dark Elf	1370k	23	0/2/1	80k	4 - 2	1220k	16	0/1/0	50k	24k
Crossdressers	Amazon	1640k	17	1/1/1	60k	2 - 1	1870k	15	1/1/0	50k	34k
Fizzy Waters of Life	Chaos Dwarf	1610k	16	3/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1560k	15	4/0/1	10k	30k
Nocturnal Tumescence	Vampire	1590k	14	1/1/1	40k	0 - 4	1720k	28	2/1/1	60k	29k
Death Valley Try-Hards	Shambling Undead	1600k	19	1/1/0	40k	2 - 1	1520k	13	1/2/0	20k	39k
Old Danish Men	Tomb Kings	1470k	10	0/1/0	70k	1 - 2	1480k	23	6/0/0	40k	32k
Green Royal Rookies	Orc	1760k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 1	1530k	16	3/0/1	50k	30k
Irongut Clan	Dwarf	1730k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1540k	15	1/1/0	70k	31k
Green is new purple	Lizardmen	1620k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1650k	19	1/1/0	70k	34k
Somnum Exterreri Solebat	Nurgle	1600k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 3	1720k	22	2/2/0	50k	26k
Heretics of Blackbone Island	Shambling Undead	1630k	21	1/3/1	20k	2 - 1	1380k	14	1/0/2	40k	27k
High--House Death	Shambling Undead	1640k	15	1/2/0	40k	1 - 1	1430k	14	2/1/0	60k	23k
Get To The Chopper!!	Dark Elf	1510k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 3	1620k	23	2/0/0	60k	24k
Cymbeline	Lizardmen	1820k	12	1/2/0	30k	0 - 2	1860k	22	2/2/1	60k	32k
Ra-Ra-Rattenschwanz	Skaven	1580k	22	2/0/1	60k	3 - 1	1480k	9	0/0/0	30k	27k
Poddingtons	Lizardmen	1720k	18	3/1/1	70k	1 - 0	1540k	5	0/0/0	60k	25k
Zharr-Naggrund Warrior Academy	Chaos Dwarf	1730k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1750k	23	3/2/1	50k	26k
DulliArmy	Orc	1600k	11	0/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1560k	11	1/1/0	30k	30k
Tribe of Cleveland	Chaos Dwarf	1660k	10	0/1/0	10k	1 - 2	1900k	16	2/0/0	70k	33k
Washington Heights Ballers	High Elf	1840k	13	1/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1630k	10	0/0/0	40k	30k