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Lammer Cheese Workers' Party
Retired [B] Chaos Dwarf

"Cheese THEME approved by WORKERs Party commission for COMEDIC values" - Party Secretary Comrade pythrr

Party Secretary Comrade pythrr make welcome honoured tourists for making cheese, says you "welcome to GLORIOUS workers' paradise of SOVIET polands!"

NB: This is a parody team. Any anti-emo jokes, CPOMB, rampant min-maxing and indiscriminate fouling is part of make fun, good times everybody.

Party Announcement: Developmental funs for being making the Komsomol cow dodgy bull.

Party Announcement: Mysterious RNG making for POW POW Lammers out of Capitalist Roadster Cup. Politburo suspect money be changing hands make coin toss naughty bad times. General Secretary saved from BBQ by nice SOCIALIST medicine man.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, Sure Hands, Dodge, Stand Firm, Tackle
  58 0 58 0 16 3 Legend
221
260k
(130+130)k
 
2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut
  33 0 0 0 11 5 47/ 130k
(70+60)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut
  56 0 0 0 19 2 48/ 130k
(70+60)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut, Claw
  58 0 0 0 25 4 70/ 160k
(70+90)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
  14 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
  38 0 1 0 5 1 18/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
8
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
6 3 2 7 -ag 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Break Tackle, Block
m 13 0 4 0 1 3 29/ 170k
(0)k
 
13
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  8 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: DrPoods Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1420k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 1550k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1590k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:59 (26/16/17) |TD Diff:25 (79 - 54) |Cas Diff:54 (106/65/26 - 82/35/26)
Last Opponent: Rotten Warriors of Decay

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Nurg Jersey Devils BBLNurgle970k100/1/070k1 - 0980k71/0/240k17k
BoxxxxxxxxxxxAmazon980k92/0/080k0 - 0960k50/0/060k10k
test mvp worldcupNecromantic Horror1010k100/1/050k1 - 11000k90/0/070k18k
Greenskins All RightOrc1040k50/1/040k0 - 21050k193/0/150k18k
Tuatara IlluminatiLizardmen1040k50/0/030k0 - 21100k152/0/080k22k
Baldly GoOgre1040k204/0/080k3 - 01080k113/1/050k15k
Topozzi Skaven1090k162/2/050k1 - 01060k60/0/040k21k
Shut your gob !Necromantic Horror1120k172/2/050k1 - 11180k81/0/060k17k
MastARR ChefsHalfling1170k122/0/060k1 - 11220k101/0/070k27k
Fat and the FuriousOgre1190k261/1/450k3 - 01280k91/1/060k21k
No Rest for the RottenNurgle1220k204/2/070k1 - 01280k60/0/020k24k
Golden MulotsSkaven1270k181/2/270k1 - 21210k130/0/140k26k
Les RipouxNurgle1260k160/0/250k2 - 11280k111/0/030k20k
[B]ibleThumpOrc1320k142/0/140k1 - 11380k141/0/360k32k
Long Knives of KhaineDark Elf1290k121/1/050k1 - 11160k100/0/060k23k
Fictional MiceSkaven1300k181/3/180k1 - 11600k152/0/060k28k
Rats in da BoxSkaven1310k194/0/060k2 - 01300k91/0/030k26k
KadaverikosShambling Undead1300k132/0/030k1 - 21490k152/0/060k32k
Golden CalfOgre1300k274/2/260k2 - 01220k50/1/050k27k
Fun TymesChaos Renegade1380k163/0/170k1 - 21390k170/2/150k29k
Baldly GoOgre1300k131/0/050k2 - 01290k142/1/130k20k
KirstukaiChaos Chosen1340k51/0/040k0 - 31670k223/1/050k35k
Lost Children Of The DeepUnderworld Denizens1300k274/2/060k4 - 01500k122/0/050k28k
Camembert Chasers II BBLSkaven1380k214/0/180k2 - 01340k60/0/010k33k
Ingenious InbredsChaos Dwarf1420k170/2/180k2 - 01390k91/3/050k27k
Mincing MobstersUnderworld Denizens1350k203/3/060k1 - 11320k111/0/050k27k
RumRatzSkaven1340k151/1/080k2 - 01420k153/0/210k26k
Hemoglobetrotters BBLVampire1350k183/1/170k1 - 11480k162/2/040k30k
Me-ko en diezChaos Chosen1210k151/2/030k2 - 01280k50/0/010k24k
Cathay CobrasHuman1390k171/1/170k2 - 11300k90/0/030k33k
New Vamps on the BloodVampire1340k171/2/070k2 - 01840k102/0/010k33k
Äkta MänniskorHuman1370k194/0/060k2 - 01410k110/1/230k38k
[B] Bullshido UzkulakChaos Dwarf1300k150/2/060k2 - 01430k71/0/060k32k
Undead Without Teeth [UWT]Shambling Undead1350k92/0/040k0 - 21460k223/1/160k31k
Cathay CobrasHuman1320k213/2/070k2 - 21220k130/1/030k33k
StramortazziTomb Kings1350k110/0/070k2 - 01180k133/1/060k30k
Trumpton TerriersDwarf1270k171/2/050k2 - 11530k152/1/030k33k
WMD's in The BoxChaos Chosen1360k121/1/060k1 - 21530k161/0/150k35k
Unclean SpawnsNurgle1370k241/2/270k3 - 01390k50/0/060k38k
Hanson's RoughridersLizardmen1380k171/2/070k2 - 01420k93/0/060k36k
Unclean SpawnsNurgle1380k80/0/080k1 - 11400k162/2/230k36k
Ye Olde Norse TeameNorse1360k101/0/040k1 - 11450k163/3/070k27k
Karak-Kadrin's SlayersDwarf1490k142/1/030k1 - 11400k132/0/060k34k
Marmeluke MashersTomb Kings1520k130/1/060k2 - 21510k222/2/140k37k
Disastrous beginningSkaven1430k234/1/140k2 - 21390k172/0/030k36k
Acaxochitl AsphyxiatrixAmazon1590k133/1/060k0 - 11550k164/1/020k34k
Hanson's RoughridersLizardmen1490k142/1/030k1 - 21520k172/0/170k25k
Can't grow ChaosChaos Chosen1570k173/2/150k0 - 11720k164/0/060k30k
Long Knives of KhaineDark Elf1610k163/1/020k1 - 11970k110/0/130k32k
Azorgs ArmyOrc1620k213/1/180k2 - 01610k71/0/030k26k
Grind and ClickNorse1710k254/2/150k2 - 11140k131/1/040k31k
Home of the StarsDark Elf1570k244/3/270k1 - 21570k131/1/060k35k
Bloody SandyTomb Kings1490k71/0/010k0 - 21490k214/1/180k25k
Greyjoy from the Iron IslandsNurgle1680k121/1/080k1 - 01530k183/3/010k26k
Nordics AllowedNorse1560k140/3/020k1 - 21590k212/2/160k36k
Made of ScarsOrc1690k162/1/140k1 - 21760k190/2/130k39k
Alla Roller!Orc1450k112/2/040k0 - 11470k141/0/230k24k
Challenged ContendersHuman1590k172/1/040k2 - 01600k70/0/140k28k
Rotten Warriors of DecayNurgle1580k81/0/050k0 - 22210k110/0/030k27k