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"Gentlemen, we have come this far, in sweat and blood, on the shoulders of our forerunners and the strength of our abilities. When we go out there, they will be faster than you, they will be stronger than you. They will outthink, outplay and outwit all of you. That i'm certain. However, Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside of them - a desire, a dream, a vision. You can be outperformed at every level, in every aspect; except for one. And that is HEART. You have to outBELIEVE them. Now you may go out there, you may see your teammates fall, you may see your opponents fall, but always remember one thing. IT IS NOT THE STRENGTH OF THE DWARF IN THE FIGHT, BUT THE STRENGTH OF THE FIGHT IN THE DWARF. Now that being said and done... I'll pick 11 of you to go out there and play. But the secret to winning bloodbowl games is working more as a team, less as individuals. I will pick 11. Not my 11 best, but my best 11... --- Coach AbsoluteZero ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We are, we believe, the Dwarf team with the highest Fan factor in the league. <BR> Huzzah! 2 tds and 2 cas per game and a win is what we strive for every game! <BR><BR> Ugly as our team looks, we only play to destroy a team that is out to destroy us. Otherwise, the main reason we play is to gain spps for our players. We want to become a team with as many stat increases as possible. And this can only be done by scoring tds with our beards and slayers. The dps are only there because we intend to take part in major tournaments to prove ourselves. <BR> We will keep replacing our beards (unsatisfactory) whenever we deem that we can train another. Bread progression ideals : 1. +ST 2. Guard 3. Dodge 4. Sidestep 5. Mighty blow (blodge sidestep longbeards would seriously rock) <BR> Fouling to us is taking out key players, and when we cannot break armor we will most likely not foul. We don't foul you when you are seriously down in numbers. We don't foul elves nor amazons. (never ever fouled an elf nor zon) <BR> <br> Noticed quite a few of the coaches in this league do not really bother with injury management. The Apothecary is bound to fail sometime, so the best way to keep your stars alive is to keep them sheltered from dps and blitzes and claw/rsf what-nots. The reason our main stars are alive and we have a relatively high turnover rate of AV9 dwarves is because our apothecary is saved for deaths and serious injuries that affect player effectiveness. I have the utmost contempt for coaches who use their apothecary to let a niggled player play, or to fix BH or just mere miss next games. <BR> If you tend to do so, then don't expect any mercy from us. especially if you apoc a BH. rookies should be left to die to protect your starplayers, and our starplayers on this team are the two runners, Hotfoot and Footloose II, and the 2 longbeards, bash and pound. The rest of our players we consider somewhat expandable. As it is a totally different level of difficulty to get a good player to 51 spps without aging and being injured.<BR> ======================================================== PAST PLAYERS WE MOURN! <BR> FOOTLOOSE Our Ma 8 Runner... Killed after apo was used by a chaos team called meatgrinder KRIS VOYSEY, Bathoz's st4 ag5 wardancer Dark Elf Blitzer. Killed by the crowd on a chain push. Honestly we didn't want to kill him, just knock him out. GROWLER II, MB,guard,+ma,mutipleblock trollslayer. Killed by a mummy from Whamri. Doesn't take much imagination to know that's thats Khemri. Apothecary... (1) WHOODY, Moxy's treeman with block, pro and standfirm. Killed by a 1db by Bang III. No modifiers whatsoever. against av10. Guess the bots are evil sometimes. ======================================================== UPDATES Why oh why... even when we win by 2 and cas by 2... does our FF keep going down. We once were 24...... 23/10/04 We are now the second largest dwaft team in the league 248/250 but our ff... is ... 19... 01/11/01 Our FF is back to 20 ! now to keep it going up... We are the largest (TS) dwarf team at 278/266! After a game against Metal Hammer, back to 244/244 Couple of games later, after a game against Sandune's Rage of the Dark Gods, Hotfoot aged. sadly at 129 spps. We were prepared for it actually, we just weren't prepared for the -av and +st. :P <br> Incredible Pound and Bash hit 76 spps without niggling either! But we lost a lot of others to niggling but who cares?!! 25/11/04 Pound is now top longbeard star for all time! ----------------------------- This team was retired due to a moment of folly and frustration after a string of evil games. We lost our best players (sigh, a 100 spp longbeard with no injuries and +ST, and a pretty damn good thrower. But we made history with this team, most longbeards above 100spp (actually, all) Best? runners. Most stat increases (during our peak) on a dwarf team. And definitely, most player turnover per game :P

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Banoffee pie Bananza	Halfling	1000k	17	3/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1080k	7	0/0/0	40k	70k
Riget	Necromantic	1090k	17	2/1/1	40k	2 - 2	1000k	12	0/0/0	80k	55k
Al Thar	Khemri	1170k	16	2/1/1	50k	1 - 1	1130k	13	1/1/0	60k	60k
Fu Fighters	Norse	1220k	19	2/2/0	50k	2 - 1	1420k	9	0/0/0	30k	68k
Stalingrad Stallions	Dark Elf	1310k	10	2/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1440k	13	0/1/1	70k	52k
tORCuatos	Orc	1310k	13	0/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1450k	14	1/1/1	30k	42k
All Seeing Eye	Chaos	1340k	12	2/0/0	30k	1 - 0	1300k	7	1/0/0	30k	56k
Power and Might	Chaos	1390k	10	0/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1480k	9	2/0/0	70k	84k
Hobbasgobbasclobbas	Chaos Dwarf	1340k	17	0/1/0	70k	3 - 0	1630k	5	0/0/0	50k	76k
Stockholm Underdark	Chaos Dwarf	1440k	8	0/0/0	40k	1 - 0	1610k	9	1/0/1	60k	63k
smell of rotten flesh	Nurgle's Rotters	1490k	11	0/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1250k	8	1/0/0	70k	72k
Chaos Cowboys	Chaos Dwarf	1480k	12	2/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1410k	12	2/1/0	90k	89k
Acheron Abes	Chaos	1590k	13	1/1/1	80k	1 - 1	2060k	13	0/1/1	60k	99k
Romulus	Khemri	1420k	14	1/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1340k	7	1/0/0	90k	88k
Blackhammers	Chaos Dwarf	1510k	8	1/2/1	40k	0 - 1	1670k	11	1/0/0	70k	100k
Sledge Hammers	Chaos	1520k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1740k	16	2/2/1	60k	69k
Scrubs	Chaos Dwarf	1370k	18	3/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1500k	12	0/0/0	70k	68k
Lust INC	Amazon	1460k	20	2/1/0	90k	3 - 1	1550k	11	0/0/1	20k	64k
Groovie Ghoolies	Undead	1600k	14	2/1/0	30k	1 - 0	1770k	5	0/0/0	20k	78k
Dragonzz	Lizardmen	1640k	15	2/0/1	50k	1 - 3	1700k	19	0/2/0	40k	98k
Take the ball and run	Chaos	1720k	15	1/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1730k	7	0/1/0	40k	78k
Windshield fluid	Human	1800k	17	2/1/2	80k	2 - 1	1720k	9	1/0/0	80k	96k
Thousand Blood	Chaos	1920k	14	1/1/1	30k	1 - 0	1840k	7	0/0/0	30k	90k
Blood River Warband	Orc	1980k	13	1/2/2	60k	1 - 2	1980k	16	1/1/0	60k	118k
Chaos Bacteria	Chaos	2080k	17	0/0/0	80k	3 - 3	2060k	17	1/0/0	40k	125k
Capricions	Chaos	2040k	18	2/3/1	20k	2 - 1	2120k	13	2/0/0	60k	100k
Grunttaz	Orc	2060k	10	1/3/0	70k	1 - 0	2140k	7	1/1/0	50k	121k
Elements of tempestal Evil	Orc	1900k	17	3/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1900k	12	0/0/1	30k	91k
Movie Punchers	Orc	2020k	12	2/1/1	20k	1 - 1	2110k	15	2/1/0	60k	97k
Nac Mac Feegle	Orc	1940k	15	2/0/2	70k	1 - 1	1960k	8	0/0/0	60k	135k
Forgotten Mutations	Chaos	2060k	11	2/1/0	30k	2 - 2	1820k	16	1/0/1	70k	112k
Wesel Alive	Human	2020k	15	2/2/1	40k	1 - 0	2120k	5	0/0/0	40k	127k
Forgotten Mutations	Chaos	2100k	13	2/2/0	60k	1 - 0	1950k	5	1/0/0	70k	111k
Deutsche Schriftsteller United	Chaos	2180k	6	0/1/0	60k	0 - 4	2680k	33	2/5/0	60k	141k
Anonima Muffuti	Skaven	2040k	19	0/1/0	60k	4 - 3	1770k	15	0/0/0	50k	135k
Wise dorfs	Chaos Dwarf	2140k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	2200k	8	0/0/1	70k	141k
CB4	Nurgle's Rotters	2120k	12	1/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1810k	10	1/0/0	80k	107k
Slitherz	Lizardmen	2060k	27	4/5/0	70k	1 - 0	2140k	6	0/0/0	60k	114k
Meatgrinder	Chaos	2180k	8	1/0/0	30k	1 - 0	2250k	13	2/0/2	30k	117k
Pray For Death	Necromantic Horror	2000k	21	3/0/1	90k	2 - 0	2130k	7	1/0/0	60k	134k
Musicians	Shambling Undead	2120k	19	3/1/1	70k	2 - 1	2070k	10	1/0/0	70k	113k
Skanky	Chaos Dwarf	2240k	19	2/4/0	70k	3 - 0	2300k	12	0/2/0	20k	117k
Silly Stinking Suckers	Skaven	2280k	24	4/0/1	20k	3 - 0	2030k	8	0/0/1	40k	112k
Dark Water Gypsies	Human	2300k	19	4/1/0	60k	2 - 0	2290k	6	0/0/0	50k	128k
Garden Campers	Orc	2340k	18	2/0/1	40k	1 - 3	2360k	20	1/1/0	30k	137k
Beasts of the Blue Flame	Chaos	2420k	16	1/3/0	80k	1 - 0	2760k	18	5/1/0	30k	117k
Scions of Shannara	Human	2480k	17	2/0/0	30k	2 - 1	2330k	11	0/1/0	10k	95k
Bloodeagles of Naggaroth	Dark Elf	2460k	19	2/0/2	20k	2 - 2	2780k	12	0/0/0	0k	92k
Charmed Black	Chaos Dwarf	2520k	17	2/0/1	60k	2 - 2	2230k	15	1/0/0	40k	133k
Dark Intellect	Dark Elf	2640k	15	3/0/0	50k	1 - 1	2900k	9	0/0/0	40k	102k
Return of the Krushers	Dwarf	2720k	12	0/0/0	20k	2 - 1	2540k	9	0/0/0	0k	91k
Metal Hammer	Orc	2620k	18	2/1/0	70k	2 - 1	3020k	17	2/1/2	10k	125k
Garden Campers	Orc	2440k	11	3/0/0	60k	1 - 2	2600k	16	0/2/0	20k	131k
Rage of the Dark Gods	Chaos Chosen	2400k	14	1/1/1	30k	1 - 1	2080k	12	1/1/0	80k	123k
Sleeper in Metropolis	Necromantic Horror	2460k	20	2/0/0	60k	3 - 2	2590k	15	1/0/0	10k	116k
Whamri	Tomb Kings	2560k	18	3/1/2	10k	2 - 0	2210k	11	2/1/1	50k	117k
No Matter	Chaos	2280k	13	2/2/0	40k	0 - 1	2330k	12	2/0/0	70k	123k
Red Wings of Baron	Dwarf	2340k	15	0/0/1	50k	2 - 2	2020k	18	1/2/0	40k	128k
Lone Stars	Chaos Chosen	2340k	16	1/1/1	80k	2 - 0	2340k	9	0/2/0	60k	132k
Royalists	High Elf	2360k	21	1/1/0	50k	2 - 2	2600k	13	0/0/0	10k	133k
Inkaprettatori	Chaos	2460k	24	3/1/0	60k	4 - 0	2040k	13	5/0/1	100k	163k
Horde of Horca	Orc	2580k	16	2/1/0	40k	1 - 1	2110k	16	3/1/0	20k	120k
Rat Killas	Orc	2540k	19	0/5/0	30k	1 - 1	2720k	11	0/1/0	0k	118k
No Matter	Chaos	2540k	17	1/1/0	30k	2 - 0	2190k	7	1/0/0	50k	142k
Beer Bears	Dwarf	2600k	5	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	2080k	11	0/0/1	40k	97k
Kaos Dorfs	Chaos Dwarf	2600k	19	1/1/1	10k	2 - 0	2650k	7	1/0/0	50k	112k
C.J.E. Allstars	Chaos Chosen	2640k	18	1/2/0	20k	2 - 1	2410k	10	1/0/0	50k	123k
Farwood's Revenge	Wood Elf	2700k	19	1/0/1	20k	2 - 2	2740k	19	1/1/0	20k	110k
Beer Bears	Dwarf	2760k	17	1/1/0	0k	3 - 1	2200k	11	0/0/0	50k	81k
Kaos Dorfs	Chaos Dwarf	2800k	14	1/0/0	30k	2 - 0	2610k	10	1/0/1	60k	122k
We are Hunted By EMU!	Dark Elf	2860k	21	1/1/1	60k	3 - 1	2810k	11	1/0/2	60k	144k
Pray For Death	Necromantic Horror	2840k	12	1/0/1	10k	0 - 3	2360k	14	1/0/0	50k	126k
Dig Dug	Dwarf	2860k	17	0/2/1	60k	2 - 1	2390k	11	1/0/0	120k	153k
Nurgle's Payback	Nurgle's Rotters	2940k	17	1/1/1	0k	1 - 2	2630k	14	1/0/0	60k	110k
Inkaprettatori	Chaos	2960k	11	2/1/1	60k	0 - 2	3100k	19	3/2/0	70k	183k
Ancient Lust For Blood	Khemri	2830k	14	3/1/1	20k	0 - 1	2350k	10	1/0/0	50k	129k
Toon-Heroes	Chaos	2880k	2	1/0/0	0k	0 - 1	2200k	16	1/2/1	100k	114k