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Elvis played in Memphis, which was then in Egypt. And greatly did the gig go down. But afterwards Ramtut III did bounce mightily, challenging Elvis to the local sport of Bloodbowl. Elvis walked onto the pitch alone againt the khemri side. He sang his songs and they felt alive. And they were alive alright! They thrashed the khemri side! Ramtut was not happy and jabbed Elvis in the face. 'Forget the pyramids, we're out of here!' It is said that after this game, Elvis became a bloodbowl god alongside nuffle and is still playing the sport alongside his tunes to this very day, taking on the dry and barren land of the southern wastes, invading as a hero. 'There is no God but Elvis nor has there ever been.'- A very very wise man Trial of Blood During the trial of blood, Elvis and his tunes were gaining popularity (mainly due to their amazing skills). However, Elvis was not very popular with the other teams in the Trial having a record of 1/2/3. But, the trial was enough to get into the Southern Wastes League where their success was only going to rise. Season 61 Elvis's first gig in the southern wastes went down well, with 4 wins, 1 draw and 2 losses. The stand-out hits of the season were "Blue Suede Shoes" and "Falling in Love with you". The audience didn't seem to enjoy "Jailhouse Rock" too much; throwing apples and booing Elvis when he sang the track. Maybe because he sang it slowly? But enough said, Elvis's gig was good enough to get a gig booked in the High Street Dandies Conference. The other bands have been praying to nuffle but they should be praying to Elvis! Season 62 Elvis's second gig was a near flop. With a record of 2/1/4. Elvis's hit singles this season were "Falling in loving with you", "Don't be cruel" and of course the man himself. But what happened to the star track "Blue Suede Shoes"? Well Elvis doesn't know either so don't ask me! "Hound dog" and "Jailhouse rock" still aren't being received well and Elvis is considering to never sing those songs again! But as I said, it was a near flop and Elvis and his tunes stay in the conferences. Original Team Stars -Falling in love with you (95 SPP) - Blue Suede Shoes (93 SPP) - Don't be cruel (77 SPP) Records
 After playing a ToB game against Chavo's Halfings. That was a day of amazing skill rolls ~~~  Can't remember what game it was but it was a 1ttd ~~~  Game against Malapropism Mania. However this happened after the game though (with one babe). Counting it anyways ;) Also got 5 not come back during the game. ~~~  Game against the Jinxed Jesters. That was so incredibly lucky :D ~~~  6-0 against Glammer Rammers ~~~  Against Glammer Rammers. Lots of Elvis fans in the stadium. Not too many bowie fans ~~~ Retired and Dead players will be placed here |
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Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 100k
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block Mighty Blow |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/16 | 130k
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| 4 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Pass, Safe Throw Strong Arm, Accurate, Dodge, +AG, Block |
m | 54 | 95 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 140/176 | 220k
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| 15 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Wrestle |
-av, m | 8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8/16 | 90k
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| 16 |
Lineman
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5 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Kick |
n, -st, -ma, m | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 90k
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| 17 |
Journeyman Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Loner |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
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| 18 |
Journeyman Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Loner |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 19 |
Journeyman Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Loner |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
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| 20 |
Journeyman Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Loner |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
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| 21 |
Journeyman Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Loner |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
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| Games Played: | 98 (34/15/49) | | | TD Diff: | -9 (190 - 199) | | | Cas Diff: | -238 (57/24/10 - 178/121/30) |
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Maimami Vice | Shambling Undead | 1000k | 17 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 3 | 1060k | 16 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 10k |
| Flingers of Filth | Halfling | 1050k | 33 | 3/1/0 | 20k | 5 - 1 | 1720k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 19k |
| Doddle | Skaven | 1240k | 22 | 1/0/1 | 60k | 3 - 3 | 1390k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 23k |
| Sirens Fringe | High Elf | 1230k | 21 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 3 - 4 | 1100k | 26 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 12k |
| Flames of the Phoenix King | High Elf | 1290k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1360k | 22 | 1/3/0 | 60k | 23k |
| Axahuitl Travellers | Slann | 1190k | 17 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 2 - 2 | 1340k | 16 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 23k |
| Chaos All Sorts | Chaos Renegade | 1290k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 2 | 1510k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 28k |
| Steel Fists of Dorugan | Dwarf | 1270k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1260k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 19k |
| Hostile Kiddies IV | Human | 1350k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 0 | 1600k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 24k |
| Mad Midgardians | Norse | 1460k | 14 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1370k | 13 | 3/1/0 | 70k | 24k |
| Psych Lab | Skaven | 1390k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1950k | 16 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 26k |
| Prancing Unicorns | Orc | 1530k | 14 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1860k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 32k |
| Mexican Standoff 2016 | High Elf | 1560k | 17 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 1 - 4 | 1940k | 27 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 32k |
| Horrors Of Skye | Necromantic Horror | 1520k | 22 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 3 - 2 | 2110k | 13 | 0/2/0 | 30k | 17k |
| Malapropism Mania | Chaos Dwarf | 1570k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 2160k | 16 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 25k |
| Cocksville Blockers | Human | 1760k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1900k | 21 | 2/4/0 | 30k | 33k |
| Wings of the Condor | Elven Union | 1510k | 20 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 3 - 4 | 1720k | 26 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 25k |
| Madness Mountain Misery | Nurgle | 1490k | 20 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 3 - 2 | 2040k | 18 | 1/3/0 | 40k | 32k |
| Maimami Vice | Shambling Undead | 1720k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1590k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 28k |
| New World Winers and Diners | Vampire | 1760k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 0 - 2 | 1460k | 18 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 27k |
| Malapropism Mania | Chaos Dwarf | 1730k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 2160k | 16 | 2/2/0 | 50k | 27k |
| Urban Nightmare | Chaos Chosen | 1560k | 21 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 3 - 2 | 1520k | 20 | 1/2/0 | 60k | 29k |
| Psych Lab | Skaven | 1810k | 20 | 1/0/1 | 20k | 3 - 4 | 2030k | 27 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 31k |
| Jinxed Jesters | Dark Elf | 1810k | 16 | 0/0/1 | 20k | 2 - 3 | 1680k | 26 | 4/3/0 | 40k | 25k |
| Easy Mode Maniacs | Chaos Dwarf | 1690k | 17 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1540k | 23 | 6/1/0 | 60k | 30k |
| Steaked | Dark Elf | 1790k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 5 | 2080k | 30 | 4/2/0 | 70k | 29k |
| Altered Perception | Dark Elf | 1590k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 2 - 2 | 1270k | 18 | 0/1/1 | 40k | 28k |
| Glamour Rammers | Chaos Chosen | 1740k | 27 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 6 - 0 | 1330k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 27k |
 Bribery and Corruption | Goblin | 1750k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 2 | 1780k | 15 | 3/0/0 | 20k | 26k |
| Skitterleap Screamers | Skaven | 1650k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1450k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 33k |
| More Than Ballgowns | Amazon | 1560k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1580k | 21 | 4/0/0 | 40k | 26k |
| Easy Mode Maniacs | Chaos Dwarf | 1780k | 16 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 3 - 1 | 1820k | 19 | 3/1/2 | 30k | 21k |
| Port Macquarie Snowleopards | Wood Elf | 1670k | 29 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 5 - 5 | 1860k | 26 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 26k |
| Prancing Unicorns | Orc | 1680k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 2160k | 20 | 4/1/1 | 10k | 30k |
| Psych Lab | Skaven | 1690k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 4 | 2050k | 30 | 2/1/1 | 70k | 25k |
| Eau de Toilet | Nurgle | 1640k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 2190k | 16 | 3/0/1 | 70k | 28k |
| Sphinxes from Mars | Tomb Kings | 1680k | 17 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 2 - 2 | 1960k | 19 | 2/2/0 | 60k | 24k |
| New World Winers and Diners | Vampire | 1600k | 20 | 2/0/1 | 30k | 2 - 2 | 1840k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 27k |
| Port Macquarie Snowleopards | Wood Elf | 1720k | 28 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 6 - 3 | 1900k | 24 | 3/0/0 | 30k | 25k |
| Freezy Trees | Norse | 1770k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1700k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 31k |
| Dallas Drowboys | Dark Elf | 1790k | 16 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 3 - 4 | 2110k | 25 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 32k |
| Colour of Money | Goblin | 1720k | 17 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1520k | 12 | 3/2/1 | 10k | 33k |
| Large Head-on Colliders | Chaos Dwarf | 1450k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1810k | 21 | 4/1/1 | 80k | 26k |
| Blackwater Glee Club | Chaos Chosen | 1730k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 3 | 2010k | 32 | 5/1/2 | 70k | 29k |
| Henson's Henchmen | Slann | 1460k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1430k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 34k |
| Sacred Spawning of Sotek | Lizardmen | 1470k | 26 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 4 - 1 | 2090k | 18 | 3/2/0 | 60k | 27k |
| Hostile Kiddies IV | Human | 1510k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 3 | 1700k | 21 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 25k |
| Chaos All Sorts | Chaos Renegade | 1530k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 2140k | 15 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 27k |
| Wonga Wonga Whalekillers | Norse | 1530k | 12 | 0/0/1 | 10k | 1 - 2 | 1420k | 21 | 4/1/0 | 60k | 31k |
| Dallas Drowboys | Dark Elf | 1550k | 15 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 3 | 2210k | 26 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 30k |
| SWL Fun Police | Nurgle | 1370k | 19 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 3 - 0 | 2070k | 11 | 1/3/0 | 30k | 25k |
| Asha'maniac | Dwarf | 1440k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1930k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 30k |
| Psych Lab | Skaven | 1560k | 17 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 4 | 1840k | 33 | 1/3/1 | 70k | 30k |
| Daemon Ex Tesserae | Elven Union | 1550k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 0 - 2 | 1840k | 16 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 29k |
| Wings of the Condor | Elven Union | 1640k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1630k | 22 | 0/3/1 | 80k | 31k |
| Steaked | Dark Elf | 1400k | 26 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 4 - 2 | 2060k | 20 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 25k |
| Macabre Morticians | Shambling Undead | 1660k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1890k | 16 | 2/2/1 | 80k | 34k |
| Steaked | Dark Elf | 1430k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1660k | 18 | 2/0/1 | 20k | 30k |
| SWL Fun Police | Nurgle | 1670k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 2500k | 14 | 1/1/1 | 50k | 29k |
| Forest Magicians | Wood Elf | 1670k | 20 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 4 - 4 | 1780k | 36 | 4/1/2 | 50k | 23k |
| Styx und Warpstones | Underworld Denizens | 1670k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 3 | 1540k | 28 | 1/3/0 | 20k | 30k |
| Pharee Markhet | Tomb Kings | 1870k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1750k | 14 | 3/2/0 | 60k | 31k |
| Redgum's Revolutionaries | Chaos Renegade | 1500k | 14 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 2 - 0 | 1950k | 10 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 32k |
| Pink 'n Scabby | Lizardmen | 1840k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 2030k | 20 | 2/2/2 | 70k | 37k |
| Error 404 afterlife not found | Necromantic Horror | 1520k | 9 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 2150k | 21 | 5/0/0 | 70k | 31k |
| Public Service Announcement | Chaos Chosen | 1790k | 5 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 3 | 2390k | 18 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 34k |
| Blackwater Glee Club | Chaos Chosen | 1780k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 2 - 2 | 2430k | 21 | 3/0/1 | 70k | 29k |
| Steaked | Dark Elf | 1790k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1930k | 20 | 4/1/1 | 50k | 34k |
| Slumbering Skink | Lizardmen | 1670k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 3 | 1720k | 22 | 2/2/0 | 70k | 30k |
| Wings of the Condor | Elven Union | 1710k | 24 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 4 - 5 | 1960k | 26 | 3/0/0 | 50k | 30k |
| Wonga Wonga Whalekillers | Norse | 2000k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 2 | 1890k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 24k |
| Freezy Trees | Norse | 2000k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 2090k | 23 | 6/2/0 | 50k | 22k |
| Redgum's Revolutionaries | Chaos Renegade | 1770k | 25 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 5 - 2 | 2260k | 20 | 0/2/0 | 20k | 20k |
| Mexican Standoff 2016 | High Elf | 1880k | 18 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 2 - 4 | 2180k | 23 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 24k |
| Pink 'n Scabby | Lizardmen | 1770k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1860k | 19 | 2/2/0 | 60k | 29k |
| Maimami Vice | Shambling Undead | 1630k | 21 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 3 - 1 | 1760k | 13 | 0/2/0 | 30k | 23k |
| Settra's Sons | Tomb Kings | 1730k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1700k | 21 | 2/1/2 | 70k | 30k |
| Billabong Bunyips | Lizardmen | 1750k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 2 | 1870k | 13 | 2/2/0 | 70k | 28k |
| Seduce Me! | Dark Elf | 1640k | 29 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 5 - 3 | 1460k | 17 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 24k |
| Whaka Warpfire | Skaven | 1490k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1370k | 11 | 1/0/1 | 60k | 16k |
| Back Alley Burglars bb16 | Ogre | 1470k | 19 | 2/1/1 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 2210k | 20 | 2/3/1 | 70k | 34k |
| Blackwater Sting | Dark Elf | 1520k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1630k | 17 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 32k |
| death on the wind | Daemons of Khorne | 1330k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 3 | 1450k | 24 | 3/1/1 | 40k | 30k |
| Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink | Lizardmen | 1520k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 2210k | 11 | 3/0/0 | 40k | 21k |
| Old 'Murican Gods | Norse | 1400k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1840k | 14 | 3/0/0 | 50k | 30k |
| Bonesfield Bakers | Tomb Kings | 1590k | 17 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 3 - 0 | 1690k | 9 | 0/2/1 | 20k | 37k |
| Overly Refined | Slann | 1620k | 16 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 2 - 3 | 2230k | 21 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 36k |
| League Invasion Cube 001 | Chaos Renegade | 1610k | 26 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 5 - 0 | 1220k | 8 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 31k |
| pdarbs wild host | Underworld Denizens | 1620k | 13 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1750k | 23 | 1/5/0 | 40k | 29k |
| Bonesfield Bakers | Tomb Kings | 1110k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1750k | 12 | 0/2/0 | 70k | 32k |
| Blackwater Sting | Dark Elf | 1640k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 2 | 2060k | 26 | 2/4/1 | 50k | 31k |
| Hauraki Horrors | Shambling Undead | 1430k | 14 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1900k | 11 | 0/4/0 | 60k | 29k |
| Misericors | Chaos Chosen | 1300k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1740k | 27 | 2/6/0 | 50k | 30k |
| Kaitoke Experiment | Wood Elf | 1390k | 20 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 3 - 4 | 1370k | 21 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 31k |
| Old 'Murican Gods | Norse | 1450k | 17 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 3 - 2 | 1890k | 13 | 2/1/0 | 10k | 35k |
| Back Alley Burglars bb16 | Ogre | 1490k | 23 | 4/0/1 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 2370k | 14 | 1/2/0 | 20k | 31k |
| Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink | Lizardmen | 1480k | 27 | 2/1/0 | 50k | 4 - 3 | 2280k | 20 | 1/0/1 | 20k | 34k |
| Old 'Murican Gods | Norse | 1430k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 3 | 2070k | 25 | 2/3/1 | 40k | 33k |