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Nuffle Appreciation Group
Roster [R] Chaos Chosen

Have you ever rolled triple skulls two time in a row with your Ogre?

Have you ever had a Gutter Runner without skills cut through your defense, pick up the ball and score a Touchdown without rerolling even though he had to dodge something like ten players?

Have you ever suffered 8 casualties with your Chaos Dwarf team in one game?

Because I did.

At first I was angry and lost, but then I understood. I've been wrong all along. I shouldn't have been angry, I shouldn't fight the odds and the randomness. Instead, I must be GRATEFUL that the Great God Nuffle is shedding His gifts upon me.

And, as I've seen the light, you TOO can show how HAPPY you're that our Lord and Torturer Nuffle is benevolently choosing the result that better suits His mood.

So join the Nuffle Appreciation Group, and enjoy the BLISS of truly living under His capricious will.

BE RELIEVED!, knowing that no matter how sound the game plan, no matter how impossible the odds, there's always a way He can make the unexpected happens.

REJOICE!, knowing that your effort will be rewarded only upon His whim and mood.

SMILE!, as Nuffle warmly smiles as you move all your pawns in place only to see Him screw your plans with the roll of a dice.


Nothing matters, everything is random. Isn't that great?

(Sign up and you'll receive the pamphlet "Living Under a Temperamental and Uncaring God is the Best Thing That Could Happen To You" for FREE!, along with notes on how to spread His word across the world)

[signing fee of 100000 goldpieces, taxes excluded]

Edit: Nuffle has been so appreciative of our initiative that He elected, in His infinite wisdom, to horribly murder one player per game! Truly we are His favourites!

Edit the second: Nuffle decided, in his infinite wisdom, to award us a victory! Truly we are His favourites!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  24 1 1 0 8 4 40/51 160k
(100+60)k
 
2
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow
  23 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 140k
(100+40)k
 
3
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
  22 0 2 0 2 1 15/16 120k
(100+20)k
 
4
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard
  24 0 1 0 6 2 25/31 140k
(100+40)k
 
5
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow
  24 1 3 0 5 3 35/51 150k
(60+90)k
 
6
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
7
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Sure Hands
  21 0 2 0 1 3 23/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
8
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Guard
  10 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
9
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
10
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Guard
  13 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
11
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Tackle, Block
  23 2 2 0 2 1 17/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
12
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut
  17 0 1 0 12 2 37/51 120k
(60+60)k
 
13
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: AutoAxpert Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1650k (±710) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 290k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1650k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:24 (6/3/15) |TD Diff:-19 (13 - 32) |Cas Diff:13 (36/8/5 - 22/11/3)
Last Opponent: Dhaertist

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Ricksy BusinessUnderworld Denizens1000k50/0/020k0 - 21000k172/0/170k18k
SnackwagonUnderworld Denizens1000k113/0/060k0 - 21030k140/0/160k20k
Black Night GuardiansNecromantic Horror1000k81/0/020k0 - 41020k252/2/070k15k
Channon FodderChaos Chosen1000k50/0/040k0 - 11000k101/0/030k10k
Orkland GraidersOrc1000k111/0/080k1 - 01000k92/0/020k18k
Storm of PainChaos Chosen1100k71/0/030k0 - 11080k90/0/040k14k
TheRingerTomb Kings1120k81/0/060k0 - 21120k150/2/040k16k
Greenskin ConnectionOrc1140k70/1/050k0 - 21120k141/0/050k17k
Stab me I'm famousDark Elf1250k101/0/060k1 - 11210k100/0/030k16k
Glad WoodomWood Elf1260k101/1/040k1 - 21310k140/1/080k19k
Glum'Dur DestroyersDwarf1200k101/0/070k1 - 01150k132/2/040k13k
TheReplacementsHuman1170k123/0/040k0 - 11140k110/0/180k22k
PhonoxElven Union1310k173/0/040k2 - 11310k90/0/040k25k
SgorciosOrc1240k101/0/070k1 - 01100k71/0/020k22k
RocktarOrc1410k80/0/070k1 - 01660k71/0/020k26k
Auld World WanderersElven Union1460k171/1/140k2 - 21440k130/0/060k24k
RivalSonsDark Elf1490k102/0/020k0 - 21480k171/1/070k30k
Nanos MosqueadosChaos Dwarf1430k154/0/040k1 - 11420k121/1/020k24k
4th HordeChaos Chosen1420k51/0/050k0 - 11380k121/1/070k32k
Gouged.EyeOrc1370k112/1/040k0 - 11280k101/0/060k33k
Chaos ClansChaos Renegade1490k90/1/120k0 - 21430k173/0/070k31k
Left Handed SuperHeroesNecromantic Horror1500k131/1/230k0 - 11580k122/0/070k20k
Lifestyles of Rich AmphibiansLizardmen1520k154/1/020k0 - 21390k131/0/060k26k
DhaertistDark Elf1560k214/1/180k2 - 11610k120/1/020k22k