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Gnomes are trash

Not many people know that the Druchii have their own colonies themselves. Most Dreadlords would rather kill their way to the top in established cities than go and build new ones. However their are those of piratical spirit who set up their homes afar and thus start their own lands. A larger island off the western coast of Albion, known as "Aeryn", is a prime example. Also called "Emerald Isle" or "That place with all those sheep", the Druchii here are rather calm folk, as far as Druchii go. They live rather peaceful, if uneventful, lives as shepherds, weavers, fishermen, and occasionally giving directions to lost Norse fleets. Naturally to any elf, this is really boring. This peace is unbecoming to any worshiper of Khaine. The natural tenancies of dark elves begin to show themselves, especially in pubs on Friday nights. Sure you can step on the odd leprechaun, but at the end of the day you want something that is both violently stimulating and shows off how you are better then someone else. Only one thing can sate this thirst for blood, more than any festival of slaughter can: Blood Bowl. The local Dreadlord has thus collected a bunch of the lads led by the local clergy and offered to pay exorbitant wages and traveling expenses if they will set out to represent the island in a local league. This however comes at a price, as career-ending injuries will result in being sent to Lumbria to toil in the mines of the Kronigsson Company.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Gutter go fast!	Skaven	1000k	18	3/1/1	20k	1 - 0	1000k	8	0/0/1	30k	9k
Walking Talking Fighting Walls	Dwarf	1000k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1120k	15	1/0/1	70k	18k
Culinary_Corsairs	High Elf	1070k	12	1/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1100k	14	1/0/0	50k	22k
Funny Team Name	Human	1090k	10	0/2/0	50k	0 - 2	1130k	12	0/0/0	70k	16k
Corpo Orcs	Orc	1110k	6	0/0/0	30k	0 - 1	1220k	10	1/0/0	70k	17k