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Secret Stunty Cup IV

FUMBBL HAIKU'S

Of all the Blood Bowl teams famous throughout the Old World who stand out, it is not the Orcs for their spectacular strength or the Elves for their gracious and lightning speed, but the humble humans. If there is one thing which can be said about Human teams is that they are adaptable. Among the countless human teams emerges the Middenheim Bruisers. A tough and cut-throat team of n'er do wells, thugs and criminals, the Middenheim Bruisers was formed after watching a game between the Reikland Reavers and the Gouged Eye. Formed together by Head Coach Vimmy Vinkilson and a mysterious figure simply known as "Boss", the Middenheim Bruisers have burst into the Open Leagues with full gusto. Their intention is to win fame and glory among the fields of Blood Bowl. Recently the team has been going through a bumpy round of matches which has caused some ire among the players. In desperation, Head Coach Vinkilson has signed a number of contracts and deals with Griff Oberwald who has promised he will feature occasionally for the team as he sees fit. So far he has carried the team on his back whenever he has appeared and the Middenheim Bruisers couldn't be more thankful. Griff himself continues to be paid handsomely and in fact managed to finally bag a win for the team during a rather poor streak. Deckard the Experienced (now retired) has also integrated his learning to the team, teaching them the importance of guarding and looking out for one another in scrums. While difficult for most Blood Bowl players to compose themselves in a scrum, this too has proven to be invaluable to the teams performance in recent matches. Current Players Past Players 0-5 6-15 16-30 31-50 51-75 76-175 176+

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
NA Ballers	Elven Union	970k	17	2/1/0	60k	2 - 1	950k	13	1/0/0	80k	14k
Cork Corpses Reanimated	Shambling Undead	1050k	9	1/0/1	20k	0 - 1	1000k	8	2/0/0	80k	19k
La comune del 6sto	Norse	1120k	17	1/1/1	40k	2 - 1	1120k	14	2/0/0	10k	16k
Rant, An Oral Biography	Vampire	1220k	14	3/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1360k	16	1/0/2	70k	22k
Mr B's Bad Boys	Orc	1120k	12	1/1/0	70k	1 - 0	1270k	5	0/0/0	60k	27k
♥Phantasy Star♥	Nurgle	1280k	11	1/0/0	50k	1 - 0	1200k	14	3/1/0	20k	20k
Nociceptors	Norse	1310k	21	1/3/1	50k	2 - 1	1160k	9	0/0/0	30k	24k
Arizona Guardnals	Chaos Chosen	1460k	12	2/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1450k	17	0/2/0	30k	31k
Durable Wide And Really Fun	Dwarf	1290k	12	1/0/1	90k	1 - 1	1390k	13	1/0/1	20k	24k
SurpRising	Necromantic Horror	1450k	11	4/1/0	20k	0 - 0	1620k	5	0/0/0	60k	25k
Sjetne OldBOYS	Tomb Kings	1480k	15	0/1/1	40k	2 - 1	1560k	16	4/2/0	70k	25k
Murder of the Albino Crow	Necromantic Horror	1420k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1490k	12	1/0/1	30k	31k
Horned Menace	Chaos Chosen	1530k	11	2/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1540k	15	2/1/0	80k	35k
Mu-tiny	Chaos Chosen	1530k	9	1/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1610k	12	1/1/0	60k	25k
Pyromaniacs Bochum	Chaos Renegade	1460k	10	0/0/1	50k	1 - 1	1740k	8	1/0/0	30k	29k
Norse All-Stars II	Norse	1630k	9	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1610k	23	6/2/0	50k	27k
DwarfBep	Dwarf	1560k	10	0/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1570k	14	2/0/1	40k	28k
Jungle Act	Amazon	1530k	15	1/1/1	60k	1 - 1	1490k	11	1/0/0	30k	29k
Acción Social	Chaos Dwarf	1540k	11	0/0/0	70k	2 - 2	1960k	21	4/1/1	60k	30k
inanii	Chaos Dwarf	1400k	10	1/2/0	40k	1 - 0	1460k	5	0/0/0	30k	32k
Orchio Bukeyz	Orc	1560k	16	2/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1790k	16	0/1/1	50k	39k
Just Men	Human	1430k	9	2/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1420k	19	3/1/0	40k	30k
Ka-a's Return	Tomb Kings	1460k	12	1/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1480k	15	3/0/0	60k	32k
Black Soul Inside	Necromantic Horror	1470k	10	0/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1440k	18	2/1/1	40k	29k
Butterfly's Effective IV	Chaos Chosen	1340k	13	1/0/1	20k	1 - 1	1770k	10	1/0/0	40k	27k
BioHazard Socks	Nurgle	1520k	16	0/0/2	50k	2 - 0	1920k	17	3/1/1	30k	32k
Say dat again bout ma momma	Ogre	1470k	21	4/1/1	60k	2 - 0	1480k	5	0/0/0	30k	28k
Dead Man Killing	Shambling Undead	1610k	20	1/4/0	90k	1 - 0	1540k	1	0/0/0	0k	29k
♥Shining Force♥	Chaos Dwarf	1640k	15	1/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1760k	14	0/3/0	20k	30k
Les champions d'Ariel	Wood Elf	1490k	12	2/1/0	20k	0 - 3	1470k	27	1/3/1	50k	33k
Bilar!	Orc	1530k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1670k	17	2/1/0	60k	33k
blacks stars	Chaos Dwarf	1640k	17	2/2/0	60k	2 - 0	1630k	7	2/1/0	50k	32k
Fun Dread	Shambling Undead	1650k	19	3/0/1	50k	2 - 1	1580k	12	3/1/0	60k	40k
These Chinese Streets	Chaos Chosen	1500k	14	2/2/2	50k	1 - 1	1470k	10	0/1/0	60k	39k
New Ork Tork	Orc	1720k	12	0/0/0	50k	2 - 0	2190k	9	1/0/0	50k	31k
Big Guys Sweets	Orc	1740k	15	1/1/0	80k	2 - 1	2100k	13	0/2/0	10k	26k
Globbers Gloop	Orc	1470k	8	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	2060k	8	0/0/0	50k	34k
Atomic High School	Chaos Chosen	1770k	15	1/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1790k	19	5/0/1	50k	36k
Chaosguz	Chaos Chosen	1770k	13	2/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1920k	11	2/2/0	60k	34k
Big Guys Sweets	Orc	1550k	11	0/0/0	60k	2 - 0	2070k	13	3/0/0	50k	34k