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We are from Canada so, it's like legal here now and stuff, Eh?

All the ganja appears to be a problem for the elves. The coach keeps telling them the are a top tier team but they play worse than drunken halflings. This group of stoners don't seem to stay on the pitch either, taking frequent mid-game naps.

The occasional loss in concentration has lead to more than a few trips to the hospital for the players - though more often than not they go straight to the morgue! There is usually at least one on the pitch who should be shipped off to the home for retired blood bowl players. But, they keep showing up for games, so we keep playing them.

The frequency that management has to hire replacement players is practically bankrupting the owners. If not for their decent profits from 'salad' sales this team would have folded. Good thing journeymen play for a dime bag and some Doritos.

It's likely the ownership has dipped into its own supply; it's the only reason they haven't folded and moved on.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball, Tackle, Side Step
  20 2 2 0 6 3 35/ 180k
(120+60)k
 
2
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(120+0)k
 
3
Catcher
8 2 5 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
+AG, Block, Leap
n, m 14 9 6 0 1 1 34/ 170k
(0)k
 
5
Lineman
7 4 4 7
Dodge, +ST
  9 2 1 0 1 2 17/ 140k
(70+70)k
 
6
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Grab
  8 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 160k
(120+40)k
 
7
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Block
  5 2 0 0 0 1 7/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Block
  21 1 4 0 2 1 22/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
11
Lineman
7 3 4 7   4 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
12
Lineman
7 3 4 6
Kick
-av 20 3 0 0 0 1 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
8 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Wyzard Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1450k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1620k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (5/8/9) |TD Diff:-4 (24 - 28) |Cas Diff:-26 (19/5/7 - 25/21/11)
Last Opponent: ☆ Morkestaad Vikings ☆

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
All Eyez On MeGoblin970k141/0/030k1 - 1990k82/0/150k16k
Mean Green Boxing MachineOrc1050k120/0/120k1 - 2960k150/2/050k8k
BloodbowlerssHuman1070k131/0/060k1 - 31090k181/0/180k15k
[BT2] Brothers GrimmChaos Dwarf1100k120/1/040k1 - 11090k121/1/070k22k
Victorious Secret by HeidiAmazon1130k102/0/060k0 - 21200k154/1/160k21k
DarkdogsChaos Renegade1220k90/0/050k1 - 11260k121/1/070k24k
We're only humanHuman1230k100/0/020k1 - 11190k100/1/070k23k
Triumph аnd DisasterTomb Kings1260k140/1/160k1 - 21260k214/1/050k19k
d warDwarf1300k161/0/190k2 - 01380k80/1/140k18k
Skinny DipperzOrc1370k150/0/060k2 - 11450k143/1/050k26k
HamNurglerzNurgle1420k90/0/030k1 - 11570k161/1/250k25k
First Rule of HolesNecromantic Horror1390k61/0/060k0 - 21530k172/2/060k31k
GolinaIIShambling Undead1440k140/1/140k1 - 21520k110/0/070k33k
Pandemic Terror HordeChaos Chosen1450k140/0/160k2 - 11610k181/1/120k26k
Lustrian BBCsLizardmen1560k222/0/120k3 - 01580k70/1/040k24k
Papa Stop F'ing meNurgle1570k100/0/050k1 - 01330k72/0/060k26k
Denver Brogres (BBT3)Ogre1600k183/1/040k1 - 11460k102/0/070k28k
Anti-ScienceNurgle1630k111/0/050k1 - 11640k140/4/070k26k
FrostblockNorse1370k113/0/010k0 - 11350k80/0/070k29k
Impossible CreaturesChaos Chosen1650k80/0/060k1 - 21660k171/1/180k30k
It's Not About WinningAmazon1440k92/1/120k1 - 21480k160/1/140k28k
☆ Morkestaad Vikings ☆Norse1580k132/0/050k1 - 11480k140/1/220k33k