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We'll kick down your door
Retired [R] Norse

A mass of well-oiled muscles, tight leather straps, and wel-kempt beards (some well-cultivated body hair all over the place in the case of the Yhetee and the Ulfwerenars), WE'LL KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR is a band of private entertainers. Their goal is to get close to you. They'll dance for you, as long as you make sure there are enough drinks and snacks available.

Their full name is actually...

WE'LL KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR... WITH SEXY!

They're cheap.
They're sexy.
They're eager.

What more could a man want?
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
Mighty Blow
  6 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 130k
(110+20)k
 
3
Berserker
6 4 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
+ST
  3 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 140k
(90+50)k
 
5
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge
  8 1 3 0 0 0 10/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
6
Catcher
8 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
+MA
  8 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 120k
(90+30)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 7
Block
-ma, m 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(0)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player, Fend
  7 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 90k
(50+40)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
  8 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Fend
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
15
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
 
16
Snow Troll
5 5 1 8
Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Wild Animal
Mighty Blow
  8 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 160k
(140+20)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Eczemabeard Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1330k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1380k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (1/3/4) |TD Diff:-6 (7 - 13) |Cas Diff:5 (7/7/6 - 7/5/3)
Last Opponent: Life’s Little Victims

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Elweihne TriadDark Elf1000k180/1/170k3 - 11000k102/0/010k11k
Sun-Down StealersOrc1030k102/0/070k1 - 11000k100/0/130k20k
Mighty HealthyChaos Renegade1080k120/2/130k1 - 11110k101/0/050k16k
Bloody FrayChaos Chosen1120k111/0/230k0 - 31210k161/0/070k28k
MannaggiacribbioHuman1250k70/0/160k0 - 31290k211/1/140k30k
Snazzy ElvesElven Union1100k151/2/020k1 - 21120k170/2/060k17k
Gridfill Honey MonsterShambling Undead1130k101/2/050k1 - 11250k142/1/020k22k
Life’s Little VictimsHalfling1110k112/0/120k0 - 11130k100/1/130k26k