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"Where da goober are we boss?" "Dunno ladz. Those stunties sure led us on a bit of a run." "Why da sky so big boss?" "What woz dat boss?" Bloody kangaroo bounces past. "Why is it so empty boss?" "Enuff ladz! Da beardz at the last reckon'd dere waz blood bowl here - so who carez!" <div style="display: block;text-align: justify;">So into the great southern wastes league they went, except an odd thing happened. They did so much running to get all the way to the southern wastes, they turned out a pathetically elvish looking unit (move and agility skill rolls in abundance!) for their first season. Now they're trying dead 'ard to remember what it was to be orcy!</div> ____________________________________ <div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 5 Picnic</b> - rollicked along until we met the Duke in the 3rd round. Kami seems to think the Duke will be small fry by the time he's developed into a mighty bb star.</div> <div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 6 Regionals</b> - Fairly easy trot through for a win. Coach Snorri is worried it did 'em no favours in teaching em how to be dead 'ard! </div> <div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 6 Picnic</b> - The lads had a good draw through to the semi-finals where they were getting pumped up for some big games. But, everybody knows Nuffle loves a good joke and the lads reckon they even saw him ride in on a giant kangaroo and spoil their plans in what they expected to be an easy quarter final. Decimated by Nuffle's handicaps, the ones who made it onto the pitch fought dead 'ard while greatly outstrengthed to a 1-1 draw....only to find themselves losin' a coin toss to a one sided penny and watching the other side continue on to the semi-final where they conspicuously forfeited their game to a khemri outfit. The travesty!</div> <div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 7 Conferences</b> - So far its been a rugged campaign against Nuffle's accursed handicaps! But the lads comin' out on top - can they make it to premier? Eventually stormed home with a big win over the other strong contender of the conference group, Coach Neverborn's Smack Down. This season also saw Kami retire and become assistant coach. He figured the lads were never gonna shape up while they could rely on him to do it all for em'!</div> <i>Will the Premiership finally beat the elvishness out of the ladz?</i> <div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 8 Premier</b> - What a season! Despite a dismal start afflicted by the Nuffles (lost a won game with a late turn 16 oversight and another all but won crashed game that couldn't reload and saw the restart turn into a flogging against us) they rebounded with a mighty win against the long undefeated premiers, the Southside Stone Smashers. Playing like da orcies they were meant to be, they also brought down two of the stunties! It set up an exciting finish to Prem. where 5 teams found themselves all within a slingshot of the premiership! Ah, but for that crashed game! No sense in fixating on the futile though...these lads were simply proud to have been a competitive part in the Premiership for Season 8!</div> <div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Season 8 Twahnlow's</b> - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1113333">Konundrum</a> strutted his stuff throughout the Premiership, leaving no doubts as to who was 'da elf of prem' while picking up awards for the Golden Arm, Boomerang and Arrow.</div> <div style="display: block;text-align: justify;"><b>Veteran's League</b> - After a major reshuffling in the SWL and fans flocking to the stadium at Snorriheim for the Vanguard games, the Krasherz decide to take to the green paddocks of the Veteran's League. They have rumbled with an all time high ranking of 273/234! </div>

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Blitzing Banditos	Chaos Dwarf	1000k	20	0/2/0	80k	3 - 1	1000k	9	0/0/0	40k	48k
Horny Toads	Lizardmen	1130k	21	2/2/0	80k	2 - 1	1210k	12	1/0/1	60k	39k
Dripped Out	Chaos	1250k	9	0/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1110k	8	1/0/0	70k	56k
Jezebell	Chaos	1310k	9	0/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1380k	10	0/0/1	70k	78k
Chaosium Ad Infinitum!	Chaos Dwarf	1350k	19	0/1/2	60k	2 - 2	1380k	18	0/1/1	70k	60k
Angry Asgardians	Norse	1390k	30	0/0/0	50k	6 - 0	1230k	14	1/0/1	60k	66k
Swiffle's Splinters	Wood Elf	1500k	17	0/2/0	80k	2 - 1	1490k	12	1/0/0	30k	52k
Crawl	Chaos	1480k	12	1/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1500k	8	1/0/0	50k	81k
Brothers In Bloodbowl	Dwarf	1470k	15	2/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1500k	13	2/1/0	40k	66k
Wanna Beatin	Orc	1500k	14	3/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1380k	13	0/2/1	60k	58k
Guttormr Raiders	Norse	1440k	12	1/1/1	80k	0 - 2	1410k	22	3/1/0	50k	72k
Mr Whippy's Donut Boys	Halfling	1500k	31	1/3/0	60k	5 - 1	1400k	8	0/0/0	70k	73k
Dripped Out	Chaos	1640k	15	1/0/0	40k	2 - 0	1570k	20	1/3/2	40k	73k
Carlton United	Human	1660k	15	0/1/1	130k	1 - 2	2500k	17	1/0/0	40k	70k
Beasts of Bowl	Chaos Chosen	1760k	16	0/0/0	60k	3 - 0	1650k	8	0/0/0	80k	84k
Basher Brothers	Orc	1840k	20	0/0/1	70k	4 - 1	1000k	10	1/0/0	40k	63k
Horny Toads	Lizardmen	1960k	15	0/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1600k	10	1/0/0	50k	82k
Calen Caretakers	Wood Elf	2080k	29	3/1/1	10k	4 - 3	1640k	24	3/0/0	40k	70k
Girls Just Wanna Play Ball	Amazon	2140k	17	1/2/1	20k	1 - 0	1260k	9	1/0/0	130k	60k
Jungle Commandos	Lizardmen	2200k	19	1/0/1	50k	3 - 0	1560k	8	1/0/0	60k	53k
Minions of Sauron	Orc	2280k	17	0/0/0	20k	3 - 1	1000k	14	1/1/0	80k	56k
Swiffle's Splinters	Wood Elf	2340k	16	1/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1520k	8	0/0/1	80k	70k
Flitter Mice	Wood Elf	2400k	21	1/0/1	10k	3 - 1	1660k	9	0/0/0	40k	66k
Australian Crawlers	Necromantic	2460k	14	0/2/0	20k	1 - 1	1910k	14	2/0/0	30k	90k
Form Guide	Nurgle's Rotters	2460k	9	0/0/0	30k	1 - 0	1740k	5	0/0/0	60k	71k
Metibe	Khemri	2300k	12	1/0/0	10k	1 - 0	1600k	8	1/0/0	20k	52k
Obsidian Raiders	Norse	2290k	13	0/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1800k	13	4/0/0	30k	75k
Australian Crawlers	Necromantic	2300k	11	0/1/1	30k	2 - 1	2110k	12	1/0/0	30k	88k
Smack Down	Khemri	2320k	13	0/0/0	40k	2 - 0	1970k	7	0/0/0	50k	83k
Warlizards	Lizardmen	2350k	19	2/0/1	30k	2 - 2	2370k	16	1/1/0	10k	87k
Wicker Men	Undead	2420k	15	1/0/0	30k	2 - 2	2010k	15	2/1/0	20k	79k
Slumbering Skink	Lizardmen	2380k	13	1/1/0	20k	1 - 3	2410k	16	2/0/0	10k	88k
Wanna Beatin	Orc	2430k	12	1/0/0	0k	1 - 0	2390k	6	0/0/0	20k	57k
Southside Stone Smashers	Dwarf	2440k	16	1/1/2	10k	1 - 0	2240k	12	2/0/1	10k	76k
Black Crowes	Chaos	2440k	11	0/0/0	0k	1 - 1	2540k	11	1/0/0	40k	83k
Wanna Beatin	Orc	2450k	10	0/1/0	20k	1 - 0	2300k	10	1/1/0	0k	63k
SWL Losers	High Elf	2500k	11	0/0/0	0k	1 - 3	2060k	19	0/0/0	40k	99k
Pro Losers II	Elf	2530k	24	3/2/1	0k	2 - 3	2120k	21	2/0/0	20k	77k
AFL All Starz	Chaos Dwarf	2570k	18	0/0/1	50k	3 - 1	2240k	10	1/0/0	70k	104k
Kano's Black Tide	Orc	2660k	16	1/0/0	40k	2 - 1	2040k	16	2/1/0	10k	81k
Southside Stone Smashers	Dwarf	2660k	16	3/1/1	0k	2 - 2	2560k	17	1/1/0	20k	85k
Everglen Gladiators	Wood Elf	2490k	28	3/3/1	40k	3 - 0	2100k	8	1/0/0	60k	89k
Malignant Mausoleum	Undead	2590k	15	2/0/0	20k	1 - 2	2080k	13	0/1/1	30k	89k
Pro Losers II	Elf	2450k	28	3/1/3	30k	2 - 2	2330k	15	0/0/0	0k	97k
Southern Scumbags	Orc	2550k	13	1/1/0	30k	2 - 0	2130k	5	1/0/0	30k	65k
Sporc	Orc	2610k	8	1/0/0	10k	0 - 1	2300k	10	3/0/0	0k	75k
Brickhouse Backbreakers	Orc	1830k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 0	1510k	5	0/0/0	20k	68k
Never Dead	Undead	1870k	14	0/1/0	60k	2 - 2	1820k	15	0/1/0	70k	86k
Emotional Wreckage	Chaos Chosen	1960k	14	1/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1770k	17	1/2/0	40k	77k
Ancient Painmakers	Lizardmen	2040k	19	4/0/0	0k	2 - 1	2030k	13	1/0/1	10k	60k
'Oomies	Human	2080k	25	5/0/1	30k	3 - 0	1990k	6	0/0/0	60k	76k
Brewin' Boys	Chaos Dwarf	2170k	12	1/0/0	40k	0 - 4	1910k	20	1/0/0	70k	77k
Emotional Wreckage	Chaos Chosen	2230k	13	2/0/0	60k	1 - 1	2190k	13	0/2/0	30k	94k
Big Dan's Freebooterz	Orc	2240k	13	0/0/0	10k	2 - 1	2130k	8	1/0/0	0k	75k
70 odd Foot of Grunts	Orc	2280k	15	2/1/1	10k	0 - 2	2470k	13	0/1/0	0k	67k
Rathatamatata	Skaven	2310k	14	1/2/0	40k	1 - 1	2370k	11	0/1/0	40k	75k
Sunbakers	Lizardmen	2360k	19	4/2/1	20k	0 - 1	2220k	12	0/1/1	30k	87k
Fallen Wasters	Shambling Undead	2130k	12	1/2/0	10k	0 - 4	2070k	23	1/1/0	30k	90k