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Chaos Children
Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

When you think "chain saw massacre" you don't think about Frodo on a double whammy of cocaine and speed carrying a large tree cutting implement. Well, think again.

These pint size loons are in town... and they don't believe in keeping the peace!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Evil Kharok
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Tackle, Break Tackle
 n 13 0 0 0 17 0 34/ 220k
(140+80)k
  
2
Evil Eben
Troll
4 5 2 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, +AG
   13 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 170k
(100+70)k
  
3
Cookie II
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Cerbie II
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Splut
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   13 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
6
Split III
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
Splot
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Catch
 -av 11 1 2 0 0 2 17/ 75k
(35+40)k
  
8
Splat
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Horns, Sure Feet
   12 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 75k
(35+40)k
  
9
Splet
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 m 13 1 0 0 0 3 16/ 75k
(0)k
  
10
Splonk II
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 7 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 35k
(0)k
  
11
Splank III
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
12
Splink II
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
13
Splunk
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   12 0 2 0 3 0 12/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
14
Sprugil
Chaos Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
   10 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 75k
(35+40)k
  
15
Sprogil III
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
Spregil II
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Wotfudboy Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1490k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1600k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (5/5/3) |TD Diff:2 (15 - 13) |Cas Diff:-7 (17/22/6 - 25/21/6)
Last Opponent: Renfield
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Nurglings31/1/11.0-0.72.7   1.3   0.0-3.0   1.7   0.3-80k
Goblin20/0/20.5-2.50.0   1.5   0.5-1.5   1.5   0.515k
Halfling10/1/01.0-1.01.0   4.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   1.0-10k
Pygmy31/2/01.0-0.71.7   1.3   1.0-2.0   1.7   0.7-140k
Skink11/0/03.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0240k
Squig Herders11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0340k
Strigoyan21/1/01.0-0.50.5   2.0   0.5-1.5   2.5   0.595k
Total135/5/31.2-1.01.3   1.7   0.5-1.9   1.6   0.510k