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Mallus Mathematica
P [R] Human

"And you must read faster now, much, much faster now. You must read faster to understand. Faster! Faster! You must read faster now, to understand. You must read faster to understand!

…I come in a matter of days to suspect that the course of events that has been set in place [...], will lead to a heedless violation of all natural laws, and open a fissure between this world and the over-pressured chaotic void of chattering dread that surrounds us, allowing an inflowing of radical indeterminacy into the painfully mechanistic world of the bankers the statesmen, with their trivial and boring ambition to manage and plan, that work endlessly towards realizing that ultimate crime, the murder of nature, which could never be brought about in truth, but only through a sort of make believe of control. The belief that everything is under control. That the economy is under control. That government is under control. That the schools are under control. That the prisons are under control. That the hospitals are under control. That war is under control. That disease is under control. That the environment is under control. That you are under control. That your life is under your control.

For the truth is that not one inch of this world has ever, or ever will be, subdued by the forces of control. This is the truth that shall finally capsize this boat, which has served us admirably, but is now our prison galley, sailing forever away from our home."
Adaptive Systems

<a href="http://www.cs.umu.se/~emanuel/bbstat/index.cgi?id=172134">Match Record versus various races.</a>


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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Przemyslaw Prusinkiewicz
Blitzer
7 3 2 8
Block
Stand Firm, Dodge
 -ag 16 0 7 0 1 0 23/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
2
Jacques Charles François Sturm
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, +AG, Tackle
   33 1 10 0 9 1 54/76 190k
(90+100)k
  
3
Oskar Johann Viktor Anderson
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard
   13 0 4 0 2 2 26/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Hans Carl Friedrich von Mangoldt
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, +ST, Stand Firm, Guard
 n 26 0 5 0 13 3 56/76 200k
(90+110)k
  
5
Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   3 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Al-Abhari Athir al-Din Mufaddal ibn Umar
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Mighty Blow
   13 1 3 0 1 1 17/31 110k
(50+60)k
  
7
Harold Neville Vazeille Temperley
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Henry John Stephen Smith
Lineman
5 3 3 8
Dirty Player, Block
 -ma 59 0 0 0 6 3 27/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
9
Herrmann Amandus Schwarz
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick, Strip Ball
   59 4 3 1 3 5 46/51 110k
(50+60)k
  
10
Georgy Maximovich Adelson-Velsky
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Dirty Player
   16 0 3 0 1 2 21/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
11
Mikhail Vashchenko-Zakharchenko
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
   31 1 4 0 0 3 28/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
13
Claude Gaspard Bachet de Méziriac
Ogre
5 6 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+ST, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   56 0 1 0 18 5 64/76 250k
(140+110)k
  
14
Anatoly Ivanovich Malcev
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, +AG, Guard
   52 5 7 0 2 2 40/51 140k
(50+90)k
  
15
Augusta Ada King, Countess of Lovelace
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   11 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
16
George Frederick James Temple
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   11 3 1 0 0 1 11/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
15 players  
Coach: torsoboy Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 2250k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2250k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:60 (34/9/17) |TD Diff:38 (117 - 79) |Cas Diff:53 (87/44/36 - 57/45/12)
Last Opponent: Running Rabies
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.00.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0180k
Chaos Chosen94/0/51.2-1.11.4   0.6   0.4-1.4   0.9   0.2-47k
Chaos Dwarf64/2/02.7-1.70.8   0.8   0.3-0.8   1.2   0.7148k
Dark Elf52/1/22.6-2.00.6   0.6   0.8-0.4   0.2   0.068k
Dwarf22/0/02.0-0.50.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.55k
Elven Union10/1/03.0-3.02.0   0.0   4.0-0.0   1.0   0.020k
High Elf21/0/12.0-2.01.5   0.5   2.5-0.5   0.0   0.0-10k
Human43/0/12.5-1.32.5   0.3   0.8-0.5   0.0   0.0-48k
Lizardmen32/0/12.0-1.30.7   1.0   0.3-1.7   2.0   0.027k
Necromantic Horror33/0/02.0-0.01.7   0.7   0.7-1.0   1.0   0.377k
Norse11/0/03.0-2.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Nurgle21/0/11.5-1.02.5   0.5   0.5-1.5   1.0   0.040k
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-360k
Orc83/2/31.4-1.10.9   0.6   0.4-1.5   0.9   0.4-41k
Shambling Undead32/0/11.3-1.02.7   1.3   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.0-100k
Skaven44/0/02.8-0.52.5   0.8   0.5-0.5   0.3   0.3-235k
Vampire10/1/02.0-2.02.0   4.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-320k
Wood Elf41/1/22.0-2.81.8   0.5   0.5-0.3   1.0   0.0-523k
Total6034/9/172.0-1.31.5   0.7   0.6-1.0   0.8   0.2-54k