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Swabi Bikini Team
P [R] Amazon

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
-Dorothy Parker

Swabi lies between the river Indus and river Kabul, in the north west frontier of Pakistan. Majority of the Yousafzai clan of Pathans have been living here for centuries. The History and culture of the Swabi is very rich. People in Swabi are well educated. Today many people from this region are found in different parts of the world,but mostly in UK. They have unique characteristics of modern life but within Islam. The People of Swabi are famous for their hospitality and a "romantic" people, they are fair in complexion with rugged expressions as most Mountain People in Pakistan appear.

They also like to dress their womenfolk up in titillating head-to-toe swimwear and watch them prance about the pitch in a riotous game of Blood Bowl!

Warning: The team pics were so controversial they spawned a complaint thread.

The players would like to thank our sister city - Kanab, Utah - for their moral support!

[23:33] <+BowlBot> *** FUMBBL SMACK Elite CXXVII winner is: Swabi Bikini Team ***
[23:33] <+BowlBot> *** Sleeper in Metropolis 0 vs 1 Swabi Bikini Team ***
The 1st Amazon team to ever win an Elite SMACK!

FUMBBL SMACK Sched PRO XCIX semi-finalist.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Basha'ir
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Tackle, Strip Ball, Stand Firm
   22 1 2 0 6 3 34/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
3
Fatema
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Mighty Blow
   22 0 3 0 6 1 26/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Taghrid
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard
   17 0 3 0 0 1 14/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
6
Yafiah
Piranha Warrior Catcher
7 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA
   13 1 2 1 0 0 9/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
7
Amatul `Aleem
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Dhakiyah
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Khawlah
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Dirty Player
   22 3 1 0 1 0 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
13
Ra'ifah
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Cantara
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   2 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
15
Zumurruda
Tribal Linewoman
5 3 3 7
Dodge
 -ma 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
Shajaratuddurr
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 2 7
Dodge
Tackle
 -ag 11 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
11 players  
Coach: pizzamogul Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 17  
Current Team Value: 1290k (±500) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1290k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (16/2/4) |TD Diff:20 (40 - 20) |Cas Diff:-17 (20/14/1 - 20/20/12)
Last Opponent: New Skinks on the block
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen22/0/02.5-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   1.0-40k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-70k
Necromantic Horror22/0/01.5-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.020k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-40k
High Elf22/0/02.5-0.50.5   2.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-15k
Lizardmen10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-120k
Nurgle22/0/03.0-0.50.5   0.5   0.5-2.0   0.5   1.0-180k
Orc32/0/11.7-1.32.0   0.0   0.0-1.3   2.0   0.3-10k
Shambling Undead33/0/02.7-1.30.7   1.3   0.0-0.7   1.3   1.3-143k
Skaven10/1/01.0-1.04.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.040k
Tomb Kings11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   2.0-30k
Vampire11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Total2216/2/41.8-0.90.9   0.6   0.0-0.9   0.9   0.5-57k