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Wee Cheat!
Retired [S] Goblin Cheaters

Team Motto: "Actually, Wee players don't <i>always</i> cheat! Sometimes, we just play the wrong ball... one attached to a player on the ground." - Usually said with a devilish grin, as they are kicking their opponent in the groin.

<h6> Any likeness to real FUMBBL coaches is deliberate.</h6>

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Add Dawgpnd for pointless fouling although he did show restraint and didn't foul both on T7 and T8 2nd half.
Add McCloud as the next poor loser
Add Shot chronic a**aholic fouler.
Add Amon_242 poor loser and likes to foul when the game is out of reach... a real gimp.
Add Melissa accept a highly one sided match in <a=b>his</b> favour , repays favour by chronic a**aholic fouling.
Add Arlecchino compulsive liar and fond of childish insults.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Wuhan
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 n 29 0 1 0 4 1 16/ 105k
(65+40)k
  
2
Grock With Me
Kicker
6 2 4 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, +AG, Side Step
 n, m 26 5 4 0 4 2 35/ 145k
(0)k
  
3
Deathgerbil's Revenge's Revenge
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
4
Shot
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
5
fbbl
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Sure Feet, Sprint
   31 2 1 0 1 4 27/ 95k
(55+40)k
  
6
ftjust
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Sure Feet
   14 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 75k
(55+20)k
  
7
jklauk
Bomber
6 2 5 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Accurate, +AG, Strong Arm, +AG
 n, n, m 30 29 3 0 0 3 53/ 190k
(0)k
  
8
Luke
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Accurate, Pass
   31 12 3 0 2 1 30/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
9
McCloud
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Sasquatch
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Diving Catch, Sure Feet, +AG
 n 32 5 11 0 3 5 69/ 140k
(40+100)k
  
11
albator_2002
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 n, n, m 24 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 80k
(0)k
  
12
wadedidit
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Diving Catch, Side Step
 n, m 31 1 7 0 6 2 44/ 100k
(0)k
  
13
Korhil
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   10 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Petter
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
 -ma 27 1 3 0 4 0 18/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
15
Xtan
Pogo Stick
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Sure Feet, +AG, Catch
   27 5 10 0 2 2 49/ 155k
(75+80)k
  
16
Malthor
Pogo Stick
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Block, Sure Feet, +MA
   25 0 5 0 8 2 41/ 145k
(75+70)k
  
12 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: EvolveToAnarchism Re-Rolls (120k): 7  
Race: Goblin Cheaters Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1735k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2250k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:33 (17/6/10) |TD Diff:14 (57 - 43) |Cas Diff:-27 (46/19/8 - 44/42/14)
Last Opponent: Gobos
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Goblin Cheaters54/0/12.2-0.61.8   0.8   0.2-0.8   0.8   0.8252k
Albion Fae11/0/03.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0430k
Chaos Halfling33/0/02.0-0.30.7   0.7   0.0-1.0   1.7   0.0227k
Gnome32/1/01.7-0.30.7   0.3   0.0-1.0   0.3   0.7247k
Goblin61/2/31.8-2.31.5   0.5   0.5-1.2   2.2   0.7-52k
Halfling10/0/11.0-3.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   5.0   0.0-90k
Nurglings93/3/31.3-1.71.7   0.6   0.2-2.3   0.7   0.32k
Snotling53/0/21.6-1.21.4   0.4   0.4-1.2   1.4   0.2204k
Total3317/6/101.7-1.31.4   0.6   0.2-1.3   1.3   0.4114k