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Roster [X] Elf

To counteract all of the smack talking that coaches do about my choice in "games"...the Lamers are here to rectify.

The Lamers will play anyone. Chaos, Orc, Elf, Skaven, and everything in between.

If the Lamers are on Gamefinder, then they will play you! But you must follow a few small rules.
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#1 - PM me on IRC with your challenge, including your team's TR/TS.

#2 - TS must be +/- 5. If it is, I'll take you on. If it's not, I reserve the right to tell you to go away :)

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Talk some smack now coaches :)

PS...I do reserve the right to turn down *coaches* that I don't wish to play....deal with it :)

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sim Sala Bim
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Tackle, Shadowing
   16 1 6 0 4 2 37/51 170k
(190)k
  
2
Gimparoni, The San Francisco Treat
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Tackle
   24 1 4 0 3 2 29/31 150k
(170)k
  
3
Poo Flinger
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
+ST, Block, Dodge, Pass Block
   21 7 12 1 7 1 64/76 210k
(255)k
  
4
Dicerape Heaven
Catcher
7 4 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
+ST, Jump Up, Block
 -ma 22 2 4 0 1 3 31/51 200k
(218)k
  
5
Well La De Fricking Dah
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block, Frenzy, Dodge
   20 5 7 1 2 0 32/51 170k
(183)k
  
6
Rectal Wart
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Jump Up, +MA
   14 2 3 0 0 1 16/31 160k
(165)k
  
7
Laser Baser Bo Baser
Thrower
6 4 4 7
Pass
+ST, Block, Sure Hands
   28 31 1 0 4 0 42/51 160k
(185)k
  
8
Flinger O Dah Poo
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Block, Dodge
   8 13 1 0 1 0 18/31 110k
(130)k
  
10
Skribble Flibble
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dirty Player
   28 2 3 0 4 1 24/31 100k
(123)k
  
13
Dismal Crackhead
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
   27 1 1 0 2 2 18/31 100k
(110)k
  
14
Gray Brain Matter
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge, +MA
 -ma 25 2 1 0 3 3 26/31 110k
(70)k
  
16
Wakka Wakka Toes
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(50)k
  
12 players  
Coach: shadow46x2 Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 15  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2130k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:28 (14/6/8) |TD Diff:10 (52 - 42) |Cas Diff:15 (38/20/14 - 31/22/4)
Last Opponent: I never play Elfs
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human20/1/11.5-2.01.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.095k
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.060k
Dark Elf42/2/02.3-1.52.0   0.8   1.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-75k
Dwarf11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-20k
Elven Union73/1/31.7-1.41.6   0.9   0.1-2.0   1.0   0.140k
Norse21/1/01.5-1.01.5   1.0   0.5-1.0   1.0   0.0-210k
Shambling Undead20/1/10.5-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   1.0   1.0-10k
Skaven65/0/12.3-1.21.0   0.8   0.8-0.8   0.3   0.0-48k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-130k
Wood Elf21/0/13.0-4.52.5   1.5   1.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-5k
Total2814/6/81.9-1.51.4   0.7   0.5-1.1   0.8   0.1-24k