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Morris 'n' The Miget Mayhem
P [S] Gnoblar

Morris is a BIG Ogre and he is very fond of his migets! He likes to eat them, thats why he names them after all his fav spices (cos thats what he will cook that one in.) One day however one of them managed to strike a deal that prolonged there little lifes a bit longer, they decided to play a bit of stunty and would allow Morris to eat anything the team killed including his own team. That is why there apoth will rarly save the poor bligters once splatered on the field of play. Morris is named Mincer, not cos he likes to mash people up but cos of his sexual persuasion! Thats how his friends the trappers became involved in his Stunty team too. Of late not enough people have been dieing to satisfy Morris and Marvins growing hunger after all that bashing so any Gnoblars that are less than full stats or get niggled are chopped up for the cooking pot too!!!

Players waiting to join the cooking pot (sorry team!!)
Aniseed
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Morris The Mincer
Ogre Irongut
4 5 2 10
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block, Frenzy, Tackle, Pro
 n 27 0 0 0 34 1 73/76 250k
(130+120)k
  
5
Cuddelin Clive
Trapper
4 2 5 7
Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tentacles
+AG, Catch, Block, +AG
 -ma, n, m 24 26 2 1 4 3 57/76 190k
(0)k
  
6
Huggin Harry
Trapper
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tentacles
Side Step, Sure Feet
 n, m 23 1 0 0 8 1 22/31 100k
(0)k
  
7
Rosemary
Gnoblar
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
 n 4 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
10
Tikka
Gnoblar
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   11 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
11
Poppy Seeds
Gnoblar
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Cajung
Gnoblar
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Dill
Gnoblar
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   12 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(30+30)k
  
15
Pepper
Gnoblar
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet, Side Step
   24 3 5 0 0 4 38/51 90k
(30+60)k
  
7 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: KrizRicht Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Gnoblar Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1140k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1430k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (9/3/15) |TD Diff:-15 (24 - 39) |Cas Diff:3 (58/33/27 - 55/43/17)
Last Opponent: Pezquenhines II
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Halfling30/0/30.3-2.02.0   1.0   0.3-2.0   1.3   1.340k
Eshin Adepts10/1/01.0-1.04.0   2.0   3.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-310k
Pygmy21/0/11.0-1.01.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-90k
Albion Fae10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Gnoblar31/0/21.0-1.33.7   1.7   1.0-2.7   2.0   1.0177k
Gnome22/0/01.5-0.50.5   2.0   0.5-2.0   2.0   1.075k
Goblin20/0/20.0-3.01.5   1.0   0.5-2.0   0.5   0.5-405k
Goblin Cheaters11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0210k
Halfling10/1/01.0-1.05.0   2.0   3.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-280k
Nurglings10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   0.0-160k
Skryre Slaves11/0/02.0-0.01.0   2.0   2.0-2.0   4.0   0.0-80k
Snotling30/0/30.3-2.72.3   0.7   0.7-2.7   1.7   1.023k
Squig Herders21/0/12.0-2.01.0   0.5   1.0-2.5   1.5   0.5170k
Strigoyan42/0/21.0-0.82.8   1.0   1.5-2.0   2.3   0.315k
Total279/3/150.9-1.42.1   1.2   1.0-2.0   1.6   0.6-14k