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New Zaggarund Steaks
Roster [X2] Chaos Halfling

<b><i>Presenting</b>
the</i>
<b>New Zaggarund Steaks</b>

<p align="left">Right after the anouncment of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=298458">the New Zaggarund Quakes</a> return. So came there junior fan team. At the start they tryed to live ut to there stars. But It did not take long for them to realize that they can outgrow the Quakes. Infact they started on that path already in there first cup. Wining <a href="http://www.warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69059">the Stunty Weapon Masters</a>. They where on the roll to fame.

Unfortunalty it's blowing on the top. And the NZS failed to top the chart in both the "Did y' spill me Pint" and the "Warseer Stunty Summer Cup". Tho they where a force to be recond with. It was not until the bigest cup ever to be held in the WSFA. That the Steaks came back on top. And this time not for dishing out punches. But reciving them. And never before have the team recruted players more often than in this cup. They stil have not made up for the loss of there team Captain, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3919468">Zhazrak the Mighty</a>. Who was killed by a dagger up the the helmet, during a foul by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4227584">No Can Do</a>. In the match against <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=356034">'E Kicked Mi Shin!</a>. That captain where irreplaceable. And we have aquired an enemy for life.

By now the Steaks are by fare the most loved and suported team in <b u>NEW ZAGGARUND. </b /u>And the Quakes where kicked out of the Bloodbath Dome (and out of the city and league all together).

The Steaks manly play to score goals. They like to play ball. But not without knocking down and killing a player or two. The death of players (friend or foe, dossent matter) is in high reguard, as the past away players are handed over to the cheff. </p>

<b> WSTV Vital Statistics</b>
<Table border="1" bordercolor="#111111" id="AutoNumber1"> <tr> <td> <b>* Home Ground: </b> </td> <td> Blood Bath Dome 155.000<br><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2758984">Aginst Thor's Stalkers</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Owner / Founder:</b> </td> <td> The Old World Food and desease trade organisation</td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Head Coach:</b> </td> <td> Deng Ham </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Team Captain:</b> </td> <td> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5683941">Guri Goth </a>, or whatever Head Carver the team have </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Team Nickname:</b> </td> <td> NZS, the Steaks </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Suporter Club:</b> </td> <td> The Grinder. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Cheerleaders:</b> </td> <td> Fresh meat </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Mascot:</b> </td> <td> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Iscariot>Stuey Babes</a> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Other Staff:</b> </td> <td> Chef, Butcher and skinner </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Sponsors:</b> </td> <td> <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/92651.jpg"> </td> </tr> </table>


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<b>*Fan crowd roar*</b>
<i>Intro</i>
There is a house in New Zaggarund. They call the Bloodbath Dome.
It's been the ruin of many young poor man. And God I know your one.
<i>Verse 1</i>
The cry from your daddy on the endzone “come on now”
And the crowds yell on, you're blocked down. The light went
But the shadows still remain since your descent, your descent
<i>Ref.</i>
The Steak are coming, the Steaks are coming.
We say no matter how you try, you'll realise this is goodbye.
The Steaks are coming, the Steaks are coming.
We say no matter how you try, you'll realise this is goodbye.
<i>Verse 2</i>
Your drowning in blood, one of your mates, go down now.
Feel a wethered chain, a saw dig in, go down now.
When the high Oxman punch in your teeth, go down now.
<i>Ref.</i>
We say no matter how you cry, you'll realise this is goodbye.
We say no matter how you cry, you'll realise this is goodbye.


<b>Awards</b>
<a href="http://www.warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69059"><img border="0" height="100" src="http://www.warseer.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=19007&d=1172857493"></a> - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4220"><img border="0" height="100" src="http://www.eskilstunafigurspel.sverok.net/Annat/BB/FUMBBL/madtroll.gif"></a>
The Stunty Weapon Masters - Everyone is looking at Me?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Khrangaz the Horned
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle, Piling On
   44 0 0 0 25 4 70/76 260k
(460)k
  
2
Krazakarn The Cruel
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Tackle, Multiple Block, Razor Sharp Claws, Break Tackle, Guard, Piling On
   71 0 2 0 124 6 Legend
284
 350k
(598)k
  
3
Pztar
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(80)k
  
5
Guri Goth
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
Block, Kick
 n 17 0 4 0 0 1 17/31 120k
(67)k
  
6
Xmaz
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(45)k
  
7
Bananz
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(0)k
  
8
Piniz
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Sure Feet
 n 28 2 3 0 2 1 20/31 95k
(100)k
  
9
Zpawn
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(45)k
  
10
Tootat
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   19 0 3 0 4 2 27/31 95k
(120)k
  
11
Zoit
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(0)k
  
12
Pierce
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 8 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 35k
(0)k
  
13
Woadoo
Chaos Halfling
5 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, +ST
 n, m 16 1 2 0 2 1 16/31 115k
(0)k
  
15
Baxide
Chaos Halfling
6 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
 -st 11 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 65k
(60)k
  
9 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: Deng_Ham Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 21  
Current Team Value: 0k / 2320k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1775k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:74 (31/11/32) |TD Diff:-7 (86 - 93) |Cas Diff:10 (149/105/40 - 138/98/48)
Last Opponent: Kendermore Fellows
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Albion Fae76/0/12.0-0.73.1   0.7   0.7-1.4   0.9   0.3637k
Chaos Halfling52/1/21.0-1.82.0   2.6   0.2-2.6   2.2   1.0782k
Eshin Adepts40/0/40.5-2.83.0   1.8   0.0-0.3   1.3   0.8625k
Gnoblar10/0/10.0-2.01.0   2.0   1.0-3.0   1.0   2.0-50k
Gnome21/0/11.0-1.51.0   1.5   0.0-3.0   2.0   2.0260k
Goblin Cheaters127/1/41.3-1.11.7   1.1   0.6-1.3   0.8   0.4786k
Halfling42/1/11.3-0.81.8   1.8   0.5-1.5   1.3   0.8930k
Horrors of Tzeentch10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   1.0-4.0   0.0   0.0960k
Nurgle20/0/20.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   2.0   1.0985k
Nurglings51/1/30.2-1.02.4   1.6   0.8-2.2   2.2   1.0116k
Pygmy80/2/60.3-1.81.9   1.3   0.5-2.5   1.8   0.9411k
Skink31/0/21.3-1.73.0   2.3   0.0-0.7   1.0   0.0763k
Skryre Slaves105/2/31.6-1.11.8   0.7   1.0-1.7   1.5   0.6461k
Snotling22/0/02.0-0.51.5   3.5   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0610k
Squig Herders52/2/11.2-1.00.6   1.0   0.2-2.4   0.6   0.0756k
Strigoyan32/0/12.7-0.33.7   2.7   1.3-1.7   0.7   1.3410k
Total7431/11/321.2-1.32.0   1.4   0.5-1.9   1.3   0.6600k