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Torturer's Picnic
Roster [X2] Dark Elf

<I>If you go down in the woods today
you’re gunna loose both your eyes
If you go down in the woods today
you’ll never come out alive

For every Drow is here to delight
their victim’s, screaming all through the night
Today's the day the Torturer’s have their picnic

There’s scalpels, hammers and broken glass
and knives curved in evil ways
Pills and potions and drugs galore
To keep you alive for days.

And by the end if still you resist
A Drow will kindly cut both your wrists
Today’s the day the Torturer’s have their picnic.</I>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Iron Maiden II
Lineman
6 3 4 8   7 2 1 0 0 0 5/6 70k
(70)k
  
2
Rat Cage
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Side Step
 n 43 4 4 0 2 4 40/51 130k
(117)k
  
3
Sunrise II
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Strip Ball, Dodge
 n 22 7 4 0 3 0 25/31 140k
(127)k
  
4
Brittany II
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   13 5 9 0 0 1 37/51 170k
(198)k
  
5
Lost III
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Tackle
   20 4 8 0 3 2 44/51 160k
(170)k
  
6
Waterboard II
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player
   11 4 1 0 0 1 12/16 90k
(120)k
  
7
Hotfoot
Lineman
4 3 4 8
Block, Side Step, Dodge
 -ma, -ma 37 3 5 0 4 1 31/51 130k
(130)k
  
8
The Bill II
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Side Step, Leap
   44 4 11 0 6 2 59/76 180k
(190)k
  
9
Playing Khemri
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70)k
  
10
Thumbscrews II
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player, Guard
   10 4 1 0 0 3 22/31 120k
(138)k
  
11
Today Tonight III
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Dirty Player
   7 1 4 0 0 2 23/31 140k
(168)k
  
14
Paris Hilton III
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   28 3 7 0 6 1 41/51 170k
(198)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Patrician Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 20  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2020k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:83 (52/12/19) |TD Diff:67 (156 - 89) |Cas Diff:-80 (71/48/19 - 110/70/38)
Last Opponent: Commoragh Scourges
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon52/1/21.4-1.40.8   0.4   0.2-2.0   0.2   0.2198k
Chaos Chosen83/2/31.4-1.30.4   0.4   0.4-2.6   2.3   0.6-151k
Chaos Dwarf75/1/11.6-0.40.4   0.6   0.0-1.1   1.9   0.3134k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0140k
Dwarf21/0/11.5-1.00.0   1.5   0.5-1.5   1.0   1.0130k
Elven Union32/0/12.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.3-0.3   0.0   0.3130k
Goblin11/0/03.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0630k
High Elf31/0/21.7-2.01.3   0.0   0.3-1.0   1.3   1.343k
Human75/1/11.7-1.11.1   0.9   0.0-0.9   0.4   0.4189k
Lizardmen86/0/22.5-0.91.4   0.5   0.5-0.9   0.9   0.1239k
Necromantic Horror52/1/21.4-1.00.4   0.4   0.6-1.6   0.8   0.458k
Norse64/2/02.5-0.70.7   0.3   0.0-1.7   0.2   0.5210k
Nurgle43/0/11.8-1.31.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.5185k
Orc75/1/11.6-1.00.7   0.7   0.1-1.6   0.7   0.754k
Shambling Undead10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0650k
Skaven1210/1/12.4-1.21.3   0.5   0.2-0.9   0.8   0.4383k
Tomb Kings11/0/03.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Vampire10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.040k
Wood Elf10/0/12.0-4.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-120k
Total8352/12/191.9-1.10.9   0.6   0.2-1.3   0.8   0.5160k