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Roster [B] Norse

These guys are the most brutal, low down, cut throat, goon squad and down right nasty Norsemen to ever take the Blood Bowl pitch.

They dont like Elf ballers...That is an abomination to all that is holy. These guys go old school blood bowl. If there is not blood, guts and missing teeth, well you are not playing Blood Bowl.

These guys call Elfballing, Euro Pansy hockey. The idea that hockey is best on a large rink, high scoring and a sport based on skill is a allien thought to these guys. Of course dont bring up Olympic Hockey as the gold standard of how the game should be played..They will go into a frenzy rage and DP boot you into oblivion.

Old School 5 minute majors, riots, cleared benches, fore checks, sticks to the eyes and of course the coveted game misconduct is the only way to play the game.

If you really piss these guys off they will just "drop the gloves" in the middle of the pitch and throw down, ignoring the ball, scoring, the ref and just beat the living tar out of your pixels.

These guys have been know to "drop the gloves" on the opening turn. You never know.
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This is what happens if your pixels get our assistant coach mad at you and you are in front of our bench area.

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Be sure to check out the players bio links to some of the greatest DP shots in NHL HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

Note: This team is made up of the top 16 dirtiest NHL players of all time. They are DP legends, do not doubt their ability to lay the boot.

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Tournament Record

4/0/2




BlackBox Brawl CCIII: get diced out of the Brawl and man are they pissed. It was just down right ugly.



XFL Norse 2016: We show up with a chip on our shoulder and expect to go deep. Made it to the Qt finals before the wheels flew off and we dropped the transmission at mid field.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ulf Sammuleson II
Snow Troll
5 5 1 8
Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Wild Animal
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
Darcy Tucker
Lineman
6 3 2 7
Block
Dirty Player, Strip Ball
 -ag 43 1 2 0 3 3 28/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
3
Arktoris, Boz 'Hellbound Avatar'
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
4
Tie Domi II
Lineman
5 3 3 7
Block
 -ma 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
5
Sean Avery III
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player, Tackle, Mighty Blow
 n 19 1 2 0 8 5 48/51 120k
(50+70)k
  
6
Todd Bertuzzi II
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player, Fend
   20 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
7
Brian Marchment III
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Matt Johnson II
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   9 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
9
Matt Cooke IV
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Marty McSorrley III
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Chris Simmon II
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge
   8 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
12
Jimmy Mann II
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Dale Hunter II
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
Jarkku Ruttu
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
15
Bobby Clarke
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Sneaky Git, Dirty Player, Tackle
   45 0 4 0 1 7 49/51 120k
(50+70)k
  
16
Claude Lemiuex
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player, Dauntless, Tackle
   44 1 2 0 2 4 31/51 110k
(50+60)k
  
16 players  
Coach: PainState Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1750k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1750k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:46 (19/7/20) |TD Diff:-11 (45 - 56) |Cas Diff:31 (88/38/18 - 59/36/18)
Last Opponent: Rash
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.090k
Chaos Chosen50/1/40.4-2.40.6   1.2   0.0-2.4   0.2   0.8-80k
Chaos Dwarf52/0/30.8-1.62.2   0.4   0.0-1.0   0.2   0.0-46k
Chaos Renegade11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   2.0-40k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-1.03.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.020k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-180k
Halfling33/0/01.7-0.32.7   1.0   0.7-2.0   0.0   0.040k
High Elf11/0/03.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Human40/2/20.5-1.31.3   0.5   0.3-1.0   0.5   0.0120k
Lizardmen21/0/11.5-1.01.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.560k
Necromantic Horror10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Norse94/0/50.8-1.62.3   0.7   1.2-1.3   1.4   0.6-58k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-1.00.0   3.0   0.0-1.0   4.0   0.060k
Orc31/2/01.0-0.71.3   1.7   0.0-2.0   1.7   0.0-57k
Skaven22/0/02.0-1.02.5   1.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.015k
Slann11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.010k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   0.020k
Underworld Denizens21/0/11.5-0.54.0   1.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   1.5-105k
Vampire11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.010k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-2.03.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.060k
Total4619/7/201.0-1.21.9   0.8   0.4-1.3   0.8   0.4-17k