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Thinking Men
Roster [B] Chaos Dwarf

Team is dedicated to Plato a ST5 bull who made this team interesting at one point before it became engulfed in the dark arts.

The only 3 time winners of Minors in the Box!
Winners of the FUMBBL B Minor MW V-2.
Winners of the FUMBBL B Minor LW VI-4.
Winners of the FUMBBL B Minor LW VII-1


Team is currently avg 4.85 cas a game. Team has forced 5 concessions, cleared 6 pitches, and retired 1 team.

Notable destruction: (We love Chaos)
59 SPP Golem
95 SPP Chaos Warrior
78 SPP CDB
84 SPP Chaos Warrior
35 SPP Troll Slayer
107 SPP Chaos Warrior
51 SPP Wight
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Aristotle
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Guard, Pro, Dauntless
 -ag, m 56 0 0 0 32 8 104/176 170k
(0)k
  
3
Niccolo Machiavelli
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Claw, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Juggernaut, Pro, Horns
   71 0 2 0 78 8 Legend
202
 220k
(70+150)k
  
4
Friedrich Nietzsche
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut, Pro, Guard, Frenzy
   108 0 1 0 86 2 Legend
185
 200k
(70+130)k
  
5
Friedrich von Hayek
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Claw
   11 3 5 0 1 0 20/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
6
David Hume
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Claw, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Frenzy, Jump Up, Pro
 -ma 103 0 0 0 160 14 Legend
390
 210k
(70+140)k
  
7
René Descartes
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 1 7
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Guard, Claw, Pro
 -av, -ag, -av 86 0 0 0 57 6 144/176 180k
(70+110)k
  
8
Anacharsis
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Wrestle
   11 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Blaise Pascal
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Isaiah Berlin
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 7
+AG
   13 3 2 0 0 1 14/16 80k
(40+40)k
  
11
Erich Fromm
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Origen
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Zeno of Citium
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
Leader, Kick, +MA, Dodge, Block
   59 8 30 0 1 3 115/176 170k
(40+130)k
  
16
Heraclitus
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player, Block
   20 0 1 0 2 3 22/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: lawman Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1650k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1820k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:110 (50/19/41) |TD Diff:11 (143 - 132) |Cas Diff:302 (269/176/85 - 128/80/20)
Last Opponent: Uppsala
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon54/1/01.8-0.83.8   1.2   1.0-0.2   0.4   0.0102k
Chaos Chosen139/1/31.8-0.82.7   1.8   1.3-1.2   0.5   0.2-104k
Chaos Dwarf85/1/21.3-1.02.4   2.1   0.6-1.6   1.0   0.0-41k
Chaos Renegade62/1/31.0-1.31.8   2.0   0.2-1.8   0.3   0.2-13k
Dark Elf33/0/02.3-0.73.7   1.0   0.3-0.7   0.0   0.070k
Dwarf84/2/21.4-0.82.3   1.4   0.4-0.8   0.5   0.121k
Elven Union21/0/11.5-1.51.5   2.5   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.530k
Goblin22/0/03.5-0.54.5   1.0   2.5-1.0   0.0   0.050k
High Elf21/0/12.5-1.52.5   3.5   2.5-0.0   0.0   0.0110k
Human144/3/71.0-1.62.0   1.1   0.5-1.2   0.5   0.1-19k
Lizardmen31/0/20.7-1.02.0   1.7   1.0-0.3   1.0   0.330k
Necromantic Horror90/1/80.7-1.82.2   0.9   0.4-2.2   2.1   0.2-49k
Norse41/1/20.8-1.01.5   1.0   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.0-28k
Nurgle84/3/11.0-0.63.1   1.8   1.4-1.1   0.8   0.4-40k
Ogre11/0/03.0-0.07.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Orc22/0/01.5-0.52.5   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.565k
Shambling Undead41/1/21.0-1.53.5   3.3   0.5-0.8   1.3   0.30k
Skaven10/0/11.0-2.03.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   3.0   0.070k
Tomb Kings73/1/31.0-1.71.6   2.0   0.4-1.1   1.0   0.6-64k
Vampire31/2/01.3-1.00.7   1.7   0.3-1.0   0.7   0.0100k
Wood Elf51/1/31.4-2.22.4   0.6   1.4-0.8   0.4   0.074k
Total11050/19/411.3-1.22.4   1.6   0.8-1.2   0.7   0.2-10k