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[SL] Doomed Ship Lollipop
Retired [L] Undead Pirates



Ship titled to:
Razmus the Undying

Race:
Undead Pirates
Stars: Undead
Doomed Ship Lollipop
New Bearings
Aaargh! Following the death of Drog and Norm, a proper captain has arrived to guide the ship. We'll see what plunder he can find, and if it isn't sufficient, the crew may just keelhaul this one too.

And no, we don't want to take any more skeleton pirates into the crew. The stab skill is more akin to the 'Please punch me in the face' skill, because it fails far more than it succeeds. It'd be fine if I wanted to base a snotling... but they're far to fast to skewer. For the price of one 'punch me in the face again please'-skeleton, we can have TWO 'punch me again and see if I care'-zombies. Far more cost effective.

And 4 Aug 2022 - the ship sails into the sunset, being the last of Razmus's teams still using BB2016 rules. It was a good run. The team was fun and frustrating in equal measure. May all your future regen rolls succeed good crew. May you now slumber peacefully.





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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Cili Keltozar
Zombie
3 3 2 8
Regeneration
 -ma, m 17 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(0)k
  
2
Hobbes 'The Cruel' Gloom
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Fend
   39 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
3
Joey 'The Hook'
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Dauntless, Fend
   37 0 0 0 12 2 34/ 100k
(40+60)k
  
4
Arline 'Succubus' Loom
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Wrestle
   39 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
5
Dath'toxus
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block
   28 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
6
Donnie 'Boatswain' Shirley
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
   39 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
8
David Copperfield
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
 n, m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
9
Yen
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Guard
   9 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(40+30)k
  
12
Fairy 'Pleasant' Acton
Syreen
7 3 3 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Hypnotic Gaze, Leap, Very Long Legs
Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Side Step, Tackle
   38 4 28 0 4 3 111/ 210k
(110+100)k
  
13
Ching 'Dragonette' Shih
Syreen
7 3 4 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Hypnotic Gaze, Leap, Very Long Legs
Dodge, Block, Guard, +AG, Side Step
   33 4 8 0 5 8 78/ 240k
(110+130)k
  
14
Seger 'Iron Fists' Zul
Zombie Ogre
4 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Guard, Stand Firm, Block, Break Tackle
   39 0 0 0 18 6 66/ 220k
(130+90)k
  
15
Drogo the Cabinboy
Zombie Ogre
4 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Guard
   14 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 150k
(130+20)k
  
16
Sedgwick 'Cruelty' Reeves
Vampire Lord
6 6 4 8
Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration, Wild Animal
+ST, Block
   12 0 0 0 5 3 25/ 230k
(160+70)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Undead Pirates Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1770k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:39 (12/10/17) |TD Diff:-10 (39 - 49) |Cas Diff:30 (66/27/11 - 43/21/10)
Last Opponent: [SLO] Extreme Cheese Gourmets
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Border Princes11/0/03.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0100k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0190k
Clan Eshin21/0/11.5-1.02.5   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-40k
Clan Moulder21/1/02.0-0.52.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   1.0   1.0-15k
Beastmen10/0/11.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Elemental - Water10/1/00.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0250k
Engineers10/1/01.0-1.00.0   3.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.0-860k
Estalia11/0/02.0-0.06.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0100k
Ethereal10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   2.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Fimir10/0/10.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0150k
Half-Elf10/0/10.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-90k
Hobgoblin10/1/01.0-1.04.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Ironbreaker20/0/20.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.0-10k
Kislev10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0240k
Kurgan42/1/11.5-1.51.8   0.5   0.3-1.0   0.8   0.5195k
Kurnous11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   2.0-1.0   1.0   0.0170k
Lahmian11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Nautican10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-220k
Necrarch10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0190k
Norse Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.040k
Numas10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0220k
Pirates of Sartosa21/0/11.0-1.52.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.015k
Sea Elf10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.040k
Sisters of Sigmar21/0/11.0-0.52.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.0-30k
Tilea10/1/01.0-1.02.0   3.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.020k
Undead Pirates10/1/00.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0130k
Von Carstein20/1/10.5-1.52.5   1.0   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.0-145k
Were21/0/12.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.035k
Witch Elf10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.010k
Total3912/10/171.0-1.31.7   0.7   0.3-1.1   0.5   0.327k