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Crazy Kings
Roster [X2] Ogre

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<span style='display: none;'>Our coach, Lord Splutticus, modelled his Crazy Kings coaching philosophy after the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=208">"Terrifying Anarchists of Naggaroth"</a> and accordingly dubbed it: "Anarchism Evolved". As such he hopes to let his Crazy Kings emulate the wild plays and legendary matches of his all-time favourite team.<br><br>
<b>"Anarchism"</b> is a Bloodbowl-coaching-theory which aims to create a team within which individuals freely co-operate together as equals. As such Anarchism opposes all forms of hierarchical control as they are not only harmful to the individual and their individuality, but also quite unnecessary.
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The tenets of the <b>"Anarchism Evolved"</b>-movement takes this even a step further, prescribing that once hired, players may not be retired or forced into coaching positions. "Anarchism Evolved" also prescribes that no challenges may be refused, for refusing a challenge could be considered as showing a lack of confidence of the coach in the ability of his players. This does however mean that matches that are not considered 'challenging' may be turned down as a motivation for the opposing team to put in some extra practice, raise their team rating and come back when they are ready to become a real challenge.
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<td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1"><b>Concessions
Beverages (and fungus ale) provided by Orca Cola</b></font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">#</font></div></td></tr><tr class="even"><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Standard Seats</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Free Peanutbutter & Goblin sandwiches offered courtesy of the Recordopedia Spluttanica, Dwarf-Cheese Pie, rocks on request</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">150.000</font></div></td></tr><tr class="odd"><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Stunty Slings</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Fungus ale, Weedgoblin pie, Elf Butter Crunch, Jiffy Orc Newburg, Chaos Romanoff </font></div></td>
<td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">25.000</font></div></td></tr><tr class="even"><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Big Guy Cages</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Goblin Fingers, Crunchy Honey Gnoblar Kebabs, Marshmellow-coated roast Goblin</font></div></td><td align="left">
<div align="center"><font size="-1">5.000</font></div></td></tr><tr class="odd"><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">V.I.P. Lounge</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Troll à la King in Goblin Gravy, Snotling Stir Fry, Skaven BBQ, Braaaaains</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">500</font></div></td></tr></table></span></div>
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<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=377081">The Debut Match</a> against the Crazy Gals...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=382234">Match 4</a> the end of our initial losing streak...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=382321">Match 5</a> still no shot at victory...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=382727">Match 6</a> our first victory...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=383563">Match 9</a> the last match before entering the 2504 Sambabowl...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=414757">Match 18</a> our first injury...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=436694">Match 25</a> entering the Recordopedia Spluttanica...

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=948592">Match 45</a> it doesn't matter who wins or loses when the crowd can see a match this pretty...

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1025326">Match 46</a> my fickle friend Nuffle...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2714353">Match 49</a> the Crazy Kings 1 match before the 50 match milestone...

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2742280">Match 50</a> a great Bloodbowl extravaganza...

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<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Winners of the 'King of the Kill'-tourney in the 2504 Sambabowl Qualifiers<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Mentioned in the Recordopedia Spluttanica as Holders of the record for most casualties made by a single team in a single match (17)<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Mentioned in the Recordopedia Spluttanica as Holders of the record for most casualties inflicted in a row without conceding a casualty (44)<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Mentioned in the Recordopedia Spluttanica as Holders of the record for most kills inflicted in a row without conceding a kill (25)<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Along with Blood Falcons, the Crazy Kings are the only team with more than 2 team Records in the Recordopedia Spluttanica, both teams currently hold 3 team records <img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">First Ogre team to pass 300TR (second team only having 266 at that time)<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">First Ogre team to pass 400TR (second team only having 302 at that time)<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">First Ogre team to hit the 300, 350 and 400 Team-Rating mark !<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Only Ogre team ever past 350 TR !<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Ranked 7th team on FUMBBL (TR) over all divisions<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">
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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=88960">Click here for the Team's YEARBOOK</a></br></br>
<b>Team Goal</b> <br>Use the "Anarchism Evolved" approach to become the first team to surpass the magical milestone of 1000 Team Rating in Spike Magazine, and this by playing attractive bloodbowl.<hr><table width="400" border="0"><tr><td><div align="center"><img src="http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3415/recordopedia.gif" width=300>
<i>Proud sponsor of the Crazy Kings, providing Bloodbowl trivia since 2503</i></div></td>
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lord Splutticus
Ogre
4 5 2 7
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Piling On, Tackle, Guard, Break Tackle
 -av, -ma, -av 55 0 2 0 40 4 106/176 240k
(190)k
  
2
Aequitas Major
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Frenzy, Pro, Block, Tackle, Stand Firm
 n 57 0 2 0 28 3 77/176 270k
(155)k
  
3
El Essadji
Ogre
6 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, +MA, +AG, Break Tackle, Sure Hands, Guard
 n 56 6 33 0 21 4 Legend
167
 290k
(203)k
  
4
Terrus
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   55 0 3 0 25 10 109/176 240k
(204)k
  
5
Elvirus
Ogre
5 6 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, +ST, +AG, Multiple Block, Guard
 n 55 5 7 0 24 4 94/176 280k
(179)k
  
6
Venomus
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle, +AG, Sure Hands, Guard
   56 6 12 0 20 4 102/176 270k
(202)k
  
7
Bogrott
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   6 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 120k
(117)k
  
8
Bongar
Ogre
5 5 1 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block
 n, -ag 48 1 1 1 17 5 65/76 220k
(139)k
  
9
Herr Baffers
Ogre
4 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle, Guard, Break Tackle, Dodge
 -ma 46 0 2 0 26 5 83/176 250k
(206)k
  
10
Nuffle's Chosen
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ma, m 18 1 0 0 2 2 15/16 60k
(0)k
  
11
Benchwarmer
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard, Multiple Block
 n 43 0 0 0 9 3 33/51 190k
(132)k
  
12
Herr Spluttaliser
Ogre
6 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Frenzy, +AG, Block, +MA, Guard
 n 52 4 8 0 17 5 87/176 270k
(175)k
  
13
Mezir
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Dirty Player
 -av 23 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 100k
(105)k
  
14
Christer
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Dirty Player
 n 23 3 0 0 1 3 20/31 90k
(92)k
  
15
Skijunkie
Goblin
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +MA
 -av 19 4 2 0 2 1 19/31 90k
(95)k
  
16
Grumbledook
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 20 3 3 0 0 0 12/16 60k
(42)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Lord_Splutticus Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 3430k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:57 (27/7/23) |TD Diff:-3 (95 - 98) |Cas Diff:193 (126/91/43 - 32/27/8)
Last Opponent: Pain in Numbers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon42/1/11.5-1.32.3   2.0   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.0528k
Chaos Chosen10/0/11.0-3.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-60k
Chaos Dwarf20/1/11.5-2.01.5   2.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.0520k
Chaos Pact10/1/02.0-2.02.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.02200k
Dark Elf72/1/41.4-2.62.0   2.1   1.0-0.0   0.3   0.0327k
Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.04.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0650k
Elven Union11/0/03.0-2.00.0   1.0   2.0-1.0   0.0   0.0250k
Goblin11/0/05.0-0.05.0   3.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.01580k
Goblin Cheaters10/0/11.0-2.03.0   2.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0650k
Halfling32/0/11.0-1.72.0   1.7   1.0-0.3   0.7   0.02273k
High Elf10/0/10.0-4.00.0   3.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0740k
Human53/0/22.2-0.82.0   1.2   0.8-0.2   0.2   0.2788k
Lizardmen20/0/20.0-5.01.0   1.5   1.5-2.0   0.0   0.0725k
Necromantic Horror22/0/03.0-1.03.0   2.0   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.5585k
Norse21/1/02.5-1.55.5   1.0   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.0785k
Nurgle33/0/02.3-0.71.3   1.7   0.3-1.7   0.0   0.0303k
Ogre20/0/20.5-2.03.5   0.0   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.060k
Old World21/0/12.0-2.02.0   0.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.01580k
Orc41/0/30.5-1.80.8   0.8   0.3-1.0   0.8   0.3500k
Shambling Undead11/0/04.0-0.01.0   4.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.01710k
Skaven20/1/10.5-5.01.0   2.0   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.01415k
Snotling43/1/03.3-0.05.3   2.8   1.0-0.3   0.0   0.31570k
Tomb Kings42/0/21.0-1.51.3   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.8   0.81385k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.01230k
Total5727/7/231.7-1.72.2   1.6   0.8-0.6   0.5   0.1880k