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Location: Velvet Dhum
Nickname: Damn Dorf Banjos
Stadium: Tyrian Halls
Surface: Heliope Granite

Colors: Purple and Silver
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Absolutely Not Purple are named after one of the most devastating sights in the blackbox - dorf teams coached by the dorflord himself. However since the coaching staff here aren't quite as good, and the management not as brutal, the absolutely not disclaimer was added.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Runner
6 4 4 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+ST, +AG
  2 1 2 0 0 2 17/ 170k
(80+90)k
 
2
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, +AG, Mighty Blow
  17 0 4 0 7 3 41/ 160k
(80+80)k
 
3
Ben
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, +AG
  17 0 3 0 2 2 23/ 140k
(80+60)k
 
4
Jo
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
  17 0 1 0 6 2 25/ 130k
(90+40)k
 
5
Dom
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  17 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
6
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  17 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  17 0 0 0 10 1 25/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
8
Dom
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  7 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  14 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
11
Max
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
12
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
12 players  
Coach: ArrestedDevelopment Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1530k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (10/4/3) |TD Diff:13 (25 - 12) |Cas Diff:28 (28/11/6 - 8/5/4)
Last Opponent: Roided Rats
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Norse42/1/11.5-1.01.5   0.5   0.3-0.5   0.3   0.018k
Amazon20/1/10.5-1.00.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.540k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.010k
Dwarf11/0/02.0-0.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
High Elf10/1/01.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.00k
Human22/0/01.5-0.02.0   1.5   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.555k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0100k
Orc21/0/11.5-1.00.0   1.0   1.5-1.0   0.5   0.575k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Slann11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Underworld Denizens10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.010k
Total1710/4/31.5-0.71.6   0.6   0.4-0.5   0.3   0.228k