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South Paw Stormers
P [L] Squig

From the deepest caves of Tapanui come the off spring of a lord Shad bolt.

The rolling plains of the southern most reaches of Oceania was meant to be perfect pasture land for the human travelers looking for a new start.

Little in the brochures pointed to the fact these hills were swarming with Squig of all size and ilk. The humans quickly hunted them to near extinction as they chased the bipeds around the land. A small enclave remained though with South paw farm taking the squigs in for experimental agility courses. Originally the idea was to use them to drive livestock. Unfortunately this was the last thing on their mind and they made quick meals of their human handlers and livestock.

An astute young mind realised that the squigs could only really be handled by a simpler mind. He enlisted the help of a goblin tribe and enslaved them to handle the beasts in a rolling circus of cruelty. The crowds were wowed but the revenue started to dry up. Watching Squig hoppers and whirling squigs defecating on Goblins is only entertaining for so long. Their master saw one chasing a football and wa la the South Paw stormers were turned into a traveling low league Bloodbowl side.

They haven't been naturals to the game but they certianily enjoy eating their opponents and own team.

Buckle in it is going to be a hell of a ride.

Every season the Pink slipper award is awarded to the Squig herder who does the most for services to sqig herding.

In their inaugural season this award goes to Jimmy White.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ron Perlman
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
2
Zacky Vengeance
Cave Squigs
6 4 3 8
Claw, Leap, No Hands, Really Stupid, Very Long Legs
   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
Henri de Toulouse Lautrec
Mangler Squig
3 7 1 6
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard, Stand Firm
 -av 22 0 0 0 17 5 59/76 200k
(120+80)k
  
4
Pierce Brosnan
Giant Cave Squig
4 5 1 9
Claw, Loner, No Hands, Really Stupid, Thick Skull
Block, Mighty Blow
   24 0 0 0 5 4 30/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
5
Val Kilmer
Squig Hoppers
6 4 3 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Leap, Very Long Legs
Dodge, Side Step, Jump Up, Block
   26 3 6 0 4 5 54/76 190k
(100+90)k
  
6
Aristotle
Squig Hoppers
6 4 3 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Leap, Very Long Legs
Strip Ball, Dodge
   14 3 1 0 2 4 30/31 150k
(100+50)k
  
7
James Garfield
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Jimmy White
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git, Dirty Player
   26 0 2 0 2 3 25/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
9
Keanu Reeves
Squig Gobba
1 5 1 9
Bombardier, Claw, Hail Mary Pass, No Hands, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon
   23 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
10
Charlie Chaplin
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Sarah Jessica Parker
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 19 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Harold Grottyeagle
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
18
Julius Quickfist
Journeyman Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Trickey Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Squig Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1510k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:26 (0/1/25) |TD Diff:-53 (10 - 63) |Cas Diff:-35 (25/11/7 - 52/19/7)
Last Opponent: Half-cut
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Araby10/1/01.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0350k
Big 'Uns10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-20k
Cathay10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Clan Moulder10/0/10.0-3.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-110k
Clan Skryre10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-290k
Daemons of Nurgle10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-320k
Daemons of Slaanesh10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   2.0-1.0   0.0   0.0220k
Dryad20/0/20.0-3.01.0   1.0   0.5-2.0   0.5   0.5-255k
Estalia10/0/10.0-5.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.030k
Ethereal10/0/10.0-3.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-360k
Gnome10/0/10.0-1.03.0   1.0   2.0-2.0   1.0   0.0260k
Ironbreaker10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-6.0   2.0   1.0-250k
Kingdom of Ind10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-270k
Necrarch20/0/20.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-3.5   2.5   0.540k
Night Goblin20/0/20.5-3.00.5   1.0   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.5-60k
Northern Nippon20/0/20.5-2.50.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.0-55k
Pirates of Sartosa10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-530k
Slaanesh10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Strigoi10/0/11.0-2.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0170k
Valkyrie10/0/10.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   0.0340k
Witch Elf20/0/20.5-3.50.5   0.5   1.0-1.5   0.5   0.020k
Total260/1/250.4-2.41.0   0.4   0.3-2.0   0.7   0.3-56k