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CHC Hail to the Chimp
P [L] Simyin

One score and thirteen years ago, Nuffle brought forth onto the jungles of the Old World a new team, conceived in both agility and strength, and dedicated to the proposition that all players may handle the ball equally.

Now that team is engaged in a great struggle, testing whether that league, or any league so conceived and so filled with primal strength, can long endure. They are met on this great pitch, and dedicate this portion of the mayhem and carnage as a final resting place of their foes who gave their lives so that they may know greater feats of glory.

Hail to the chimp.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Eisenhower
Gorilla
5 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard
   11 1 0 0 12 2 35/51 170k
(100+70)k
  
2
Polk
Gorilla
5 5 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
+ST, Mighty Blow
 n 10 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 170k
(100+70)k
  
3
Monroe
Gorilla
5 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Guard, Mighty Blow
   11 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
4
Bush
Gorilla
5 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
5
Reagan
Chimpanzee
7 3 3 7
Extra Arms, Wrestle
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Nixon
Chimpanzee
7 3 3 7
Extra Arms, Wrestle
Dodge, Mighty Blow
 n 10 2 5 0 1 1 24/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
7
Wilson
Bonobo
5 3 3 7
Extra Arms
Guard
 -ma 9 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 80k
(50+30)k
  
8
Madison
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
   11 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Fillmore
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Quincy
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
   11 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Van Buren
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Grant
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
Washington
Silverback
5 5 1 9
Extra Arms, Grab, Loner, Mighty Blow, Wild Animal
Guard
   7 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Danz_McCobb Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Simyin Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1570k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (4/4/3) |TD Diff:1 (13 - 12) |Cas Diff:9 (16/7/7 - 15/4/2)
Last Opponent: CHC - Scarab City Scorpions