The Trials of Foad

The first four games of Trials were rough for Exfoadia and the ladettes. The answer to the titular question, was a resounding Yes, with 4 losses, 3 TD, minimal dealt cas, and fans dwindling in support. Right Leg of Foad was retired and they rebuilt him: Better, stronger, faster. Morg'n'Thorg tried to help the team, only to be torn to shreds by Norse savages. For the SPP the team got, Foad blessed the random skill rolls.

After The Right Arm of Foad was gifted with Mighty Blow to smite the enemies of Foad, things started to improve. 2 draws and some more blessed random skill rolls thrusted the team into a great final game. The RAoF used Guard to defend against the power of Khorne. Their false god cares not from whence the blood flows, and it flowed from the casualties left by the Foadtastic gals.

With a strong finish in the Trials, Can you roll a POW! is ready to make an impression in the upcoming Regionals.

First Regionals

Going against Chorfs first round set the mood low. Despite impressive Blocks and Fouls showing a huge number of Armour Rolls, there were 0 casualties to be found. The Chorfs managed an easy 2 SI on the gals, and the useless Apothecary suggested euthanasia. The fans hit an all time low from the disapointing, albiet unsurprising, first round loss.

Goblins only needed 32 Armour rolls to inflict 2 SI and a kill. Lesbian death bed strikes the team as Lust is gone. RAoF has their own arm broken and a niggling for Avarice. There was some silver lining for the team, they gained their second win and pumped the fans up a notch!

Missing their star RAoF,  and facing the rival Lone Lada elves next round, the Legs of Foad will have to carry the team! Tune in for more of Can you roll a POW!