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Here we go again.

This time Barbie didn’t wake up with thoughts of death, but rather she woke up with thoughts of … murder. And the result of this new violently aggressive existential crisis wasn’t flat feet and cellulite. It was tiny hands curled into fists, and a pink Chanel mini dress turned into armor.

This could only mean one thing. Barbie’s playing blood bowl. Rather than having to go to the “real” world, Barbie has had to go to the world of murder and mayhem that is fantasy football.

So she’s gathered all of her friends, they’ve all gotten decked out in pink armor, and it’s time to see if they can win enough games to restore Barbie Land to back to being a pink, peaceful, perfect paradise with tiny delicate hands instead of fists and gingham Prada ensembles instead of steel spiked shoulder pads.

Or who knows? Maybe they’ll win enough games to find that they don’t ever want to go back—that the true paradise lies on the blood covered pitch (just as long as the grass is pink).



Notable Games

2-1 Victory in First Round of B.A.R. Brawl Tournament, as captured in this ad for the BLOOD BOWL BARBIE ACTION PLAYSET
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Weird Barbie
Jaguar Warrior Blocker
6 4 3+ 5+ 9+
Defensive, Dodge
Block, Guard
   12 1 1 0 2 2 2/24 150k
(110+40)k
  
2
Stereotypical Barbie
Jaguar Warrior Blocker
6 4 3+ 5+ 9+
Defensive, Dodge
Block, Guard
   12 0 5 0 2 0 5/24 150k
(110+40)k
  
3
Teacher Barbie
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   3 0 1 0 0 1 7/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
4
Astronaut Barbie
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
5
Spring-Loaded-Arm Barbie
Python Warrior Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Dodge, On the Ball, Pass, Safe Pass
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Doctor Barbie
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   13 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Lawyer Barbie
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Block, Tackle
 n 12 0 3 0 2 1 3/24 90k
(50+40)k
  
8
Judge Barbie
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   12 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Proust Barbie
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
 n, -st, m 12 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 50k
(0)k
  
10
Skipper
Piranha Warrior Blitzer
7 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Hit and Run, Jump Up
Block, Sprint
 -st, m 13 0 5 0 1 3 15/24 130k
(0)k
  
11
Midge
Piranha Warrior Blitzer
7 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Hit and Run, Jump Up
Block
   11 0 3 0 1 0 5/20 110k
(90+20)k
  
12
Mermaid Barbie
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Block
 n 10 0 1 0 0 2 5/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
13
Scientist Barbie
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   3 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Professor Barbie
Python Warrior Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Dodge, On the Ball, Pass, Safe Pass
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 80k
(80+0)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game) Lustrian Superleague
Coach: gettym Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Amazon Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1210k (±250) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 300k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 13 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1350k

Games Played:13 (5/2/6) |TD Diff:2 (20 - 18) |Cas Diff:-7 (4/10/1 - 9/11/2)
Last Opponent: Lumikasa RBBC