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Mister Men
Retired [4] Human

TEAM COLOURS - Black
AWAY COLOURS - White
HOME STADIUM - The Theater Of Death
CAPACITY - 120,000
MASCOT - Walter the ten foot Worm
CHEERLEADERS - The Little Misses
SPONSORS - Chorlton & The Wheelies
COACH - Arthur Lowe aka Milnestar - shhhhh not a word


Milnestar was tiring of his teams. The dwarves were too slow, the undead were - dead, the chaos never recovered from the death of Spencer and the orcs were finding competition from a new burger van difficult to compete with.

The Dark Lord had little else to try, he had already failed with norse, dark elves, halflings, high elves and Chaos Dwarves what next ? The time had come to recruit some boring old humans. Milnestar had built up human contacts with his involvement in Femoral FC ( don't mention it - he will kill you ) and as a result has signed up a pure human team from one of the Old World Leagues.

The Mr Men preach text from ancient literature from an ancient writer by the name of Roger Hargreaves and have created a religon in it's honour. Each member of the team takes on the name of one of the disciples of Roger and displays his idol on his helmet. The excpetion being Mr Stong who's head is too big for a helmet, and is only interested in some cash for burgers and beer.

Milnestar is ashamed of his involvement in yet another no-evil team and passes in the guise of Arthur Lowe
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mr Strong
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   16 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 140k
(123)k
  
2
Mr Skinny
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(95)k
  
3
Mr Fussy
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dauntless, Strip Ball
   14 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 100k
(95)k
  
4
Mr Worry
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
   16 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(70)k
  
5
Mr Dizzy
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   16 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 70k
(70)k
  
6
Mr Noisy
Lineman
6 3 3 8 m 16 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(0)k
  
7
Mr Topsy-Turvey
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(95)k
  
8
Mr Tickle
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
9
Mr Sneeze
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Nerves of Steel, Accurate
   16 11 1 0 0 1 19/ 120k
(135)k
  
10
Mr Bounce
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Leap
 m 10 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 90k
(0)k
  
11
Mr Busy
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+AG, Leap, Diving Catch
 -ag 12 3 8 0 1 1 34/ 150k
(130)k
  
12
Mr Silly
Lineman
6 3 3 8   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
13
Mr Rush
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
  
14
Mr Slow
Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50)k
  
15
Mr Clumsy
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
16
Mr Small
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: milnestar Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (9/1/6) |TD Diff:7 (25 - 18) |Cas Diff:-24 (13/1/1 - 24/9/6)
Last Opponent: Red Dragon Gladiators