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Gimme Salt for ye arm
Roster [X2] Ogre

Hi im Nogothanc,
the coach of Gimme Salt for ye arm. As i was a child i dreamed to train an Ogre team. Everyone thinks Ogres are a brute, mean and a stoopid race. But those peoples know nothing. Scientific research teach those that are interested that Ogres are beeings with feelings and a very finetuned social society. You have to understand the way they think, how their brain works. If you put some patience into it than a whole new world will surprisingly open to you.

The story between Ogres and other sentients is full of misunderstandings. Ogres see other sentients that are smaller than them as food. We humans tend to give us the hands when we meet. If you give an Ogre your hand dont wonder that he kept it.

So important is to demonstrate Ogres that you are one of them... and that you are just a small one of them. Anyway i dont want to go too deep into Social Science of Ogres
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gronk
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(97)k
  
2
Mampf
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(117)k
  
3
Gnogg
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+AG
   5 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 160k
(135)k
  
4
Kabong
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   5 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 120k
(117)k
  
5
Upup Away
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   5 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(50)k
  
7
Hate this
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
8
ilav tofly
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   5 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 60k
(50)k
  
9
Going Down
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 40k
(25)k
  
10
Gnirsch
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
   2 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 140k
(138)k
  
11
Aaargh
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(117)k
  
12
Imlanding here
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Nogothanc Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1230k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:5 (1/0/4) |TD Diff:-6 (4 - 10) |Cas Diff:5 (7/4/3 - 5/2/2)
Last Opponent: Agile cats for a change