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Urizz't Zu'tagnet are here to inflict pain, and receive pain. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=349745">Yearbook</a> In game 2 vs Spiced Up, Yenril received some hideous acid scars from the Beast of Nurgle, Vanilla. The resulting infection and scaring can keep Yenril busy on the sideline admiring his twisted burnt flesh and milking puss from the unhealing wounds. He received the MVP in the game for sustaining the injury. A real envy of his teammates. In game 3 vs RatzStuCatz, Jaz offered a pair of knuckledusters to her opponent, Stomaco Pelos, in hopes of earning some serious scaring. Though repeatedly pounded on at the LOS, she aquired no scaring because that "(censored) apoc is too (censored) good for his own good!" "I do beautiful work, No?" commented the gnomish healer. Jaz's teammates, Olokul Quogold and Adoeak Glimmergaunt, only managed to earn broken ribs and a concussion from the weapon wielding Stomaco. Sigh... In game 4 vs We Killed the Beat, Thozt'r Moonshadow got tangled between a couple of Zombies who tried to take a few bite out of his leg. Twisting free he encoured a mangled multiple fracture. Beware his chaotic gait! Between games 4 and 5 Kev't antics have finally caught up with him. Kev't is a hardened lineman who frequents the kickoff LOS. Such a beating has accumulated him several deep but not serious scars, torn ligaments, and an overall bad attitude toward opposing players. (The result of an aging roll on his first skill! Joy!) Game 5 was held on the Underdark Night of Suffering, in honor of the Mistress of Pain. Yanril, Thozt'r, and Kev't were the honored players who were nailed up on the Cutthroats' goalposts. So horrific was the display that the Cutthoats never brought the ball over the halfway mark. No rushing, no passing, no scoring. The psyched up Urizz't Zu'tagnet score 4 unanswered points in their biggest victory to date. In game 6 vs the Pharaoh's Legion, Thozt'r, in an amazing show of tenacity, took on Pharaoh Ramesses numerous times at the LOS. Eventually the giant mummy got his mallet hands on Thozt'r in attempt to bash Thozt'r's head in. Ramesses missed and hit Thozt'r on the shoulder, driving into Thozt's ribcage and nearly taking off his entire arm. Thozt'r's hunched and twisted body, crooked leg and chaotic gait are the envy of the team. He is a real up and comming star in the Underdark! In week 8 vs Génération du Feu, Xenoroars unfettered hustle against superior numbers earned him a twisted fractured leg in the closing seconds of the game. In week 10 the Mistress of Pain was in rare motivational form. After a first half of mishandling the ball, a full flogging took place to inspire the team. The Dark Elf thrower, Tan'az'da, reeling in ecstasy, was unable to get on the field. Davneiros was so severely cut by the whipping that the orc blitzer, Superdude, was able to grab ahold of Davneiros's gaping whip wounds and ripped Davneiros's chest skin right off. Davneiros's injuries will require multiple skin implants. The inspiration worked wonders as the team pulled out the 3-2 win over a superior strength orc team. In week 11's route of the Tumblethwait Tittiwicks, the Mistress of pain honored the great Udotiln Kez'til's. His badges of scars are mostly from the Mistress's own razor wrapped cat-o-nine tales. He is truely the Mistress's prefered player. In strange news, the freebooted Witchelf disappeared befor the final game. No doubt due to the long waits and pull outs by teams to afraid to face Urizz't Zu'tagnet. I fact boh witchelves disappeard. Investigations continue. Though, the most lickly scenario isthey became bored and went looking for victums to torcher. Blood and Gutz records Regualar season record 7-0-2 Most points scored for the season 29 Most points scored per game 2.9 Second place in league Most scarred team with 6 scarred players Xenoroar was the recipient of the Rex Grossman Award for the game losing fumble. League MVP Udotiln Kez'til with 38 spp |
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block |
n | 9 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 14/ | 90k
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Lineman
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6 | 2 | 4 | 8 | n, -st | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/ | 70k
(33)k |
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Lineman
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6 | 2 | 4 | 8 | -st | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 70k
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| 4 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block |
n | 10 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 90k
(75)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Leap |
10 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 22/ | 110k
(115)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Nerves of Steel |
9 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 19/ | 120k
(115)k |
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Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block |
10 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 9/ | 90k
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| 9 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Kick |
n | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11/ | 90k
(75)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block |
10 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14/ | 90k
(90)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge |
9 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 23/ | 110k
(125)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Block, +AG, Dodge |
n | 8 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 38/ | 150k
(133)k |
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Thrower
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Pass |
6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4/ | 90k
(90)k |
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| Games Played: | 10 (7/0/3) | | | TD Diff: | 10 (29 - 19) | | | Cas Diff: | -6 (4/8/1 - 7/9/3) |
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| Last Opponent: RatzStuCatz Strikes Back! | |||||||