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Retired [R] Human

So obsessed with meeting their end anyway they can, this team will accept any legal challenge in order to hasten their way to the grave!

Although Injuries may slow them down, no player will be retired.

The only way off the team is by death on the pitch!

UPDATE: After 18 games and only two players have bitten the bullet and passed over to the other side! So many niggles! Will someone not kill them off?
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Head in the Gas Oven
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
   17 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
2
Hanging
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Stand Firm, Dodge
   19 1 6 0 3 1 30/ 140k
(90+50)k
  
3
Shotgun in the Mouth
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   18 0 2 1 6 0 20/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Slit Wrists
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
 n 17 1 3 0 2 1 19/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
Drive off a Cliff
Lineman
6 3 3 8   17 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Jump off a Roof
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Dodge
 n 17 1 0 0 0 3 16/ 110k
(50+60)k
  
7
Too many Paracetamol
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, +AG
   18 3 4 0 1 2 27/ 120k
(50+70)k
  
8
Heroin Overdose
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Stepping in front of aTrain
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
   18 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
10
8 Bottles of Vodka
Lineman
6 3 3 8   18 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Open the Airlock
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
   15 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 80k
(50+30)k
  
12
Exhaust Fumes
Lineman
6 3 3 8   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Wet Finger in the Electrical Socket
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
 n 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Step into the Lions Cage
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   4 1 0 0 2 1 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
15
Self-Immolation
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   16 0 1 0 4 2 21/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
16
Drink the Bleach
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block, Dirty Player
 n, n 19 6 1 1 3 4 37/ 130k
(70+60)k
  
16 players  
Coach: Bill-BJJ Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1880k (±620) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1880k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (9/6/4) |TD Diff:7 (22 - 15) |Cas Diff:-18 (17/12/8 - 28/24/3)
Last Opponent: Mu Ell Ma Enner