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Kitchen Staff of the Dark Gods
P [S] Chaos Halfling

What makes a man offer his soul to darkness? Power? Revenge? Lust?

For William, it was kebab sauce. Having finished second in the bi-anual kebab cookoff for three years in a row(which took some serious manipulation of space-time), William was willing to do anything to win. As it would turn out, he would indeed...
The night before the cookoff, he was haunted by mysterious dreams. One of them offered him the recepie for a new, special sauce. William accepted before he had even heard the price of this secret.

William did indeed win the cookoff, although the fact that he had used the other participants as ingredients for his sauce might have had something to do with this.

The life of a canibalistic, demon worshiping herretic is never an easy one, as William soon found out. After being hunted by witch hunters, militia and jealous chefs, he gathered a small army of assistant cooks, and set off for the one place where killing and eating your kin is not a crime but entertainment: the blood bowl pitch. He never looked back.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
William and his Bloodthirsty Kebabs
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Side Step
   9 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
2
Johnny the Disembowler of Chickens
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
3
Urrgash the Taster of Soups
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Pro, Block, Multiple Block
   9 0 0 0 11 3 37/51 180k
(100+80)k
  
4
Magurrk the Server of Refreshing Beverages
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Multiple Block
   9 0 2 0 10 0 26/31 150k
(100+50)k
  
5
Vladmir Featuring a Nice Custard
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
6
Robert the Preparer of Light Snacks
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
Albert, Butler of the Dark Lords
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   8 0 1 0 3 0 9/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
8
Charles, Keeper of the Wine List
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
9
Patrick and Some Fresh Bread
Chaos Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
 -ma 9 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 65k
(35+30)k
  
10
Mohamed, Arch-Lector of Falafel
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
11
José the Under Tipped Waitor
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
12
Marcus the Maker of Meaty Stews
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 8 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
13
Antonio, Head Waitor In Charge of Spices
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
Maurice, the Snotty Head Waitor
Chaos Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   6 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 65k
(35+30)k
  
15
Sergei Freaking Out About a Missing Spoon
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Traitor Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1400k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1435k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (3/2/4) |TD Diff:2 (8 - 6) |Cas Diff:11 (24/13/4 - 12/16/2)
Last Opponent: Green Eyeballs