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Soylent Flings
Roster [L] Halfling

Origins:
From a hole in a tree we came, woddling clumsily down to the micky-d's. Eating many soylent fries, struggling to reach the shelf of cadaver-flings. Where the food that remains... is halflings from the past. No one has ever known flings were your food, until now...

Member of 3 Die Block Highlander League

Season One: 6-1-0
C Level Champions (1/8)

Season Two: 1-2-4
B Level 7th Place (7/8)
Season Two Year-end Tourney: 0-1
But Soylent Shemp inflicts 3 casualties.
Life is good

Season Three: 2-2-3
B Level 4th Place (4/8)
Season Three Year-end Tourney: 0-1
Life is not good

Season Four: 1-2-3
B Level 6th Place (6/8)
Season Four Year-end Tourney: 1-1
Shemp was murdered by the fans and presumably made into a hungry man dinner.
Life is average

Season Five: 3-2-2
B Level 4th Place (4/8)
Season Five Year-end Tourney: 1-1
Life is average, but I will still kill myself just to be sure.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Milton Funkyknob
Treeman
2 7 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Grab, Guard, +ST, Multiple Block
   43 0 0 0 24 2 58/76 230k
(120+110)k
  
2
Borecki Stifflimb
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
The Soylent
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Soylent Mussolini
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Piling On, Mighty Blow, Jump Up
   15 0 2 0 9 2 34/51 110k
(30+80)k
  
5
Soylent Cayzailayden
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Soylent Yer Mom
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Soylent Curly
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Piling On
 -av, m 22 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 60k
(0)k
  
8
Soylent Shanequa
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Soylent Sol
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Soylent the Kid
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(0)k
  
12
Soylent Zsa Zsa
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Soylent Goat Herder Boy
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Soylent Cher
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   16 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Soylent DePlaxico
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   15 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Beerox Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 980k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 770k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1070k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:47 (13/14/20) |TD Diff:-23 (43 - 66) |Cas Diff:-35 (74/34/10 - 102/36/15)
Last Opponent: Moldiest Oldies