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Retired [R] Goblin

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Goblin Warlord Greedigutz Wantitall loves gold! So much so that he purchased himself a Blood Bowl Team!
However, he did not buy the team with the intentions of winning. Instead, for the opportunity to make loads of cash through advertising and merchandising!
This mercenary attitude extends to all aspects of the team, including the players as they must change their name to that of their sponsor!
As stated in their contracts: Page MMXV, Subsection XVII, Paragraph IV - "said player (party of first part) shall forever and in perpetuity become the property of the Management team (party of the second part) and their partners (party of the third part)..." or translated into goblin, "We ownz ya!"
Greedigutz saves money by undertaking all team management jobs himself; including President, Vice President, CEO, CFO, Apothecary, Nurse, Head Coach, Assistant Coach, Assistant to the Assistant Coach, Special Teams' Coach, Defensive Coordinator, Janitor, Waterboy and Head Cheerleader. This also allows him to draw 15 seperate salaries.
He also saves money by hiring only the STUPIDEST players for his team - less chance of them noticing how little their pay packets really are! To quote star troll blocker, Fairy Queen, "It's a gud deel. I gotz me a shinee helmit."

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Fairy Queen Restaurants
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
2
Nubile Oil
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Kislev Fried Chicken
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
National Bomb-ball Association
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Naggico Foods
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   2 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
6
Red Gobster Restaurants
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Amorican Express
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Orc & Dekker
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
UniLiver
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Fruit of the Loon
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Pear iScroll
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
World Wyvern Fund
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Hakkenen Beer
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
IKE Furniture
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: astrosimian Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 1020k (±100) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1020k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (0/0/2) |TD Diff:-3 (1 - 4) |Cas Diff:0 (2/3/1 - 4/0/2)
Last Opponent: Saharan Stalkers