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Colonel Gerk's Jerks
Retired [R] Slann

AKA: The Dirty Dozen

In England, in the spring of 1944, Allied forces are preparing for the D-Day invasion. Among them are Major John Reisman (Lee Marvin), an OSS officer; his commander, Regular Army Major General Worden (Ernest Borgnine), and his former commander Colonel Everett Dasher Breed (Robert Ryan). Early in the film the personalities of the three men are shown to clash and the characters of the individualistic Reisman and the domineering Breed are established. Reisman is aided by his friend, the mild mannered Major Max Armbruster (George Kennedy)

Major Reisman is assigned an unusual and top-secret pre-invasion mission: take a small unit of soldiers convicted of felonies and turn them into a commando squad to be sent on a special mission. The mission is an airborne infiltration and assault on a chateau near Rennes in Brittany. The chateau will be hosting a meeting of dozens of high ranking German officers, the elimination of which will presumably hamper the German military's ability to respond to D-Day. Those felons who survive the mission will have their sentences commuted. It quickly becomes clear that both Reisman and his superiors regard the operation as a near suicide mission and expect that few, if any of the felons will return.

Reisman is assigned twelve convicts, all either serving lengthy sentences or destined to be executed. Notable members include slow witted Vernon Pinkley (Donald Sutherland); Robert Jefferson (Jim Brown), an African American soldier convicted of killing a man in a racial brawl; Samson Posey (Clint Walker) a gentle giant who becomes enraged when pushed; Joseph Wladislaw (Charles Bronson) a taciturn coal miner convicted of shooting his squad's medic who was recruited for his ability to speak German; A.J. Maggott (Telly Savalas), a misogynist and religious fanatic; and Victor Franko (John Cassavetes), a former member of the Chicago organized-crime Syndicate who has extreme problems with authority. Under the supervision of Reisman and military police Sergeant Bowren (Richard Jaeckel), the group begin training. After being forced to construct their own living quarters, the twelve individuals are trained in combat by Reisman and gradually learn how to operate as a group. For parachute training they are sent to the base operated by Colonel Breed. Under strict orders to keep their mission secret, Reisman's men run afoul of Breed and his troops, especially when Pinkley poses as a general and inspects Breed's troops. Angered at the usurpation of his authority, Breed attempts to discover Reisman's mission and then attempts to get the program shut down. Major Armbruster suggests a test of whether Reisman's men are ready: during practice maneuvers which Breed will be taking part in, the "Dirty Dozen" will attempt to capture the Colonel's headquarters. During the maneuvers, the men use various unorthodox tactics, including theft, impersonation, and rule breaking, to infiltrate Breed's headquarters and hold him and his men at gunpoint. This proves to the General that Reisman's men are ready.


Name

Sentence



Franko, V. R.

Death by hanging



Vladek, M.

30 years' hard labor



Jefferson, R. T.

Death by hanging



Pinkley, V. L.

30 years' imprisonment



Gilpin, S.

30 years' hard labor



Posey, S.

Death by hanging



Wladislaw, T.

Death by hanging



Sawyer, S. K.

20 years' hard labor



Lever, R.

20 years' imprisonment



Bravos, T. R.

20 years' hard labor



Jiminez, J. P.

20 years' hard labor



Maggott, A. J.

Death by hanging
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 110k
(110+0)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
 
4
Catcher
7 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
-ma, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Slann Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 990k (±100) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (0 - 1) |Cas Diff:-4 (1/0/0 - 3/1/1)
Last Opponent: Jo Mei