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Roster [L] Goblin

Twiggy Squarepantz
The team was originally founded by Twiggy Squarepantz, a local fraudster and alcoholic, who has done nothing but cheat and drink heavily in "everyorc's favourite Pub", Lonely Goblin. After the pub established their team for the WCS competition, but excluded Twiggy from it due to his massive alcohol abuse (even by Goblin standards), he decided to form his own team („I'm gonnaz form me ownz team, you bast*!?dz !!!“).
Which he did. At least he thinks so, as sometimes, when he regains consciousness after a heavy drinking, he finds himself on a pitch among a bunch of armored players bashing each others heads and fighting for a ball, or something.

Twiggy Squarepantz
*** Season 3***
The PropellaHeadz are winner of the Badlands Season 3 Ralph Hinkley Memorial Trophy due to a memorable 1TTD action by Izigor Splat, Kryak Blurryeyes and Amok Krackbone!

*** Season 2, Game 5 ***
Maimfist Maniorx 2:0 PropellaHeadz

We hired Nobbla to replace Mr. Pringles for that game, but instead of sacking the Maniorx' ball carrier, he fell over his own feet during a blitz. Lying on the ground, foul champion Crash Cooper gave him the rest, sending him into the dugout for the rest of the game.

*** Season 2, Game 4 ***
Prone Boot Kings 0:1 PropellaHeadz

Mr. Pringles was everywhere. In his debut game he knocked out 2 orcs (including the King´s leader Bim'Bula Awzom), seriously
injured another orc and crippled a veteran Blitzer (-ST).
Also, he survived several hard tackles by the orcs, so he´s got to
take a little rest next game. You deserve it, Mr. Pringles!

*** Season 2, Game 3 ***
Propellaheadz 0:2 Shagga and the Stone Crows

Terrible game.
Ripper throws Squiggy into retirement.

*** Season 2, Game 2 ***
Baddaz Bazzaz Badboyz 0:2 PropellaHeadz

We win! Woohoo!

*** Season 2, Game 1 ***
Shadowland Clan 3:0 PropellaHeadz

We loose. Meh.

GamesUnder my swung propella
Completions (2)Piggy Slimesqueeze
Touchdowns (20)Izigor Splat
Interceptions (0)
Casualties (28)X.E.Cuter
Most Valuable Player (26)X.E.Cuter
Amok Krackbone
Mr. Pringles (Angry Pepper)
Star Player Points (248)X.E.Cuter
Passing (14)Rollin´Baconfist
Rushing (591)Izigor Splat
Blocks (648)X.E.Cuter
Fouls (85)Mr. Pringles (Angry Pepper)
Scoring Thrower
Blocking Thrower
Blocking ScorerNuzegk Dreadcut

Sponsored by:

Mr. Pringles
Unfortunately there are no tickets left for the remainder of the season.
The word has gotten around that Mr. Pringles, the PropellaHeadz' Looney, has been struggling with the proper handling of his chainsaw. Instead of cutting his opponents into pieces he is more often occupied with keeping the saw out of his own face (with modest success). This was received with great pleasure among the fans, who don't want to miss the day when he accidentally beheads himself, which is why the tickets went like hotcakes.

Loola Lipstick
Currently, the PropellaHeadz only have one (unofficial) Cheerleader, Loola Lipstick, former Miss Badlands.
The team can't afford to hire her at the moment, so Loola is cheering for free (as she has secretly fallen for a team member), much to the delight of the fans.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1X.E.CuterTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Piling On 2800011337110k (110+60k) 
2Amok KrackboneTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm-ag280006222110k (110+40k) 
3 Under my swung propellaFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Block 2900040870k (70+30k) 
4Mr. Pringles (Angry Pepper)Looney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dirty Player 13000021040k (40+30k) 
5Piggy HalfbrainPogoer7237Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty 200000070k (70+0k) 
6Piggy SlimesqueezeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 910000140k (40+0k) 
7Porcellus SpikeheadGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000040k (40+0k) 
8Rollin´BaconfistGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 900001540k (40+0k) 
9 Izigor SplatGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Catch 13050012040k (40+40k) 
10Nuzegk DreadcutGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git 28020111340k (40+20k) 
11Hodor BloodynoseGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700001540k (40+0k) 
12Ghrux XuguthGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1200000040k (40+0k) 
14Rizza BombdogBomma6237Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty 2100001540k (40+0k) 
15Flirr GiblatahGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200010240k (40+0k) 
14 players  
Coach: dabassman Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 6  
Team Value: 1270k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 300000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1270k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:30 (4/7/19) |TD Diff:-26 (22 - 48) |Cas Diff:-50 (44/16/2 - 69/33/10)
Last Opponent: Nehekhara Parousia