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Da Dyrtee Daggerz
Retired [R] Goblin

Team formed : Oct 2013
Coach : Flimflam Giddypox III
Stadium : Stade de Gobblar's Phlem
Team colours : Red and black stripes

Fans chant!! "Da Dyrtee's will get ya, we'll smash ya, we'll bash ya!
Da Dyrtee's will get ya....... We're gonna smash ya up!!



Da Dyrtee franchise was a concept that came to the greatest goblin thief of all time, Bogrot FeatherTouch. Slipping on the dribble of a troll in a seedy bar in Magritta Bogrot took several flips and a heavy fall. Bogrot suffered the misfortune of landing in an Ogres stein (a barrel of Genuine Killer Draught). The Ogre took exception to this and launched Bogrot across the bar and slammed his head into the crystal showing the latest game of the Spike magazine BB tournament. Upon regaining consciousness, Bogrot had a vision of the greatest goblin BB franchise to ever grace the game!!

He resolved to immediately rob all of the great estates in the Empire in order to put the franchise together. It took him 3 years to accumulate the crowns required. Upon forming the team and recruiting all the playing and coaching staff he announced a team party. After consuming many steins of beer Bogrot lost the franchise in a game of pogre............... He disappeared and was never seen again! Thankfully, his brainchild lives on!!!

Memorable games :

1st historic victory!!!
http://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3501249

Draw snatched from the hands of defeat...
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3503885
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bop
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
  12 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 130k
(110+20)k
 
2
Box
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Grab
  13 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 150k
(110+40)k
 
3
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
4
Pogoer
8 2 3 6
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
+MA, Sprint
-av 12 2 5 0 1 0 19/ 120k
(70+50)k
 
5
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
  13 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge
  13 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step
  13 1 3 1 1 1 19/ 90k
(40+50)k
 
9
Goblin
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
-st 12 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  13 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n, m 5 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 40k
(0)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  13 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  11 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
15
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
n 8 0 2 1 0 0 8/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: viperstrike77 Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1470k (±310) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1510k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (1/3/9) |TD Diff:-14 (11 - 25) |Cas Diff:-14 (21/7/2 - 35/4/5)
Last Opponent: Mâchouilleurs de Grorth-Rak