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Malapropism Mania
Roster [L] Chaos Dwarf

A team like this doesn't take its chances of glory for granite. It believes in strong team development following the age old adage; making a man a fire will only make him warm for the night, but setting a man on fire will make him warm for the rest of his life...
You can't stop it:
This is "Malapropism Mania".
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dysentery among the ranks
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 130k
(130+0)k
  
2
The Abdominal Snowman
Bull Centaur Blitzer
7 4 3 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
+AG, Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Fend, +MA
   70 4 81 1 11 3 Legend
286
 290k
(130+160)k
  
3
Snow Chance
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dauntless
   42 1 0 0 14 7 64/76 150k
(70+80)k
  
4
Pineapple of Politeness
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Rocket Surgery
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Eluding Confidence
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Jumped the gum
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Wrestle
 n 21 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Car pool tunnel syndrome
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 1 7
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Claw, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Juggernaut
 -av, n, -ag, -av, m 73 0 0 1 55 5 137/176 180k
(0)k
  
10
Urinarilly Incompetent
Hobgoblin
5 4 3 7
Dirty Player, Wrestle, +ST
 n, -ma 69 1 3 0 4 5 43/51 130k
(40+90)k
  
11
Book Suppository
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   21 3 1 0 1 0 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Extrasensory Conception
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dauntless
   76 0 0 0 13 6 56/76 150k
(70+80)k
  
13
EggCorns
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
Wolf in Cheap Clothing
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Very Close Veins
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: BeefyGoodness Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1690k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:80 (40/21/19) |TD Diff:35 (121 - 86) |Cas Diff:97 (157/77/26 - 101/43/19)
Last Opponent: Late Show