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Bloated Goat Ballers
P [B] Halfling

Team Colors: Orange, Silver, Pink

Sponsored by the Bloated Goat Bar, Grill, Tavern, Cafe, Restaurant, Dive, Club, Establishment, Winery, Snack Bar, and Gastropub, the owners of which have assured me that they are not a hidden Chaos Cult looking for a new and interesting way to sacrifice halflings and goblins. . .

. . .well they said they weren't.

. . .okay, they didn't say they were when I asked.

. . .okay, I didn't ask, they had claws, and scared me.


more to come
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Briff Plumbar
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
2
Sassafras Albidum
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard
   6 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
3
Dannick Rimble
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Hirebbi Morzin
Halfling Hopeful
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Sprint
   6 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 80k
(30+50)k
  
5
Zaphis Farhill
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Cleve Twistingleaf
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Sabal Palmetto
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
8
Pip Korlin
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Lirolin Bluebottle
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Vorace Quickslinger
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Lyran Redapple
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
12
Millix De'Nor
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Shazz Lattick
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Rommy Goldseed
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Albrin Woodkiln
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Pentalarc Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1070k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 260k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1100k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (1/0/5) |TD Diff:-6 (6 - 12) |Cas Diff:-20 (3/3/1 - 19/8/0)
Last Opponent: Spiked the Broth