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Into the Meat GrindARR!
Roster [B] Elven Union

Get your Elf Meat fix here!
Producing quality free range elf cuts for 50+ games!
Elf meat slaughtered (murdered or euthanised): 51
(13 Prime Cuts, 28 Cheap Cuts, 10 "JM" grade portions)
Elf meat tenderised and ready for slaughter: 4

Total Elf Meat Production Forecast: 55 (0.92 portions per game)




Head Butcher's Performance:
Portions Prepared:Portions Repaired:
-MA => niggle
kill => -MA
-MA => -AG
-AV => kill
nigg => kill
-AV => -AG
nigg => kill
-MA => -AV
kill => kill		-AV => heal
kill => MNG
kill => MNG
kill => heal
-MA => heal
kill => MNG
-AV => MNG
kill => heal
kill => heal
kill => MNG
-AV => heal
nigg => heal
nigg => heal
kill => heal
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Duck Pâté
Blitzer
7 3 5 7
Block, Side Step
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge, Fend, +AG
 n, -av 50 6 10 1 31 6 130/176 240k
(110+130)k
  
2
Lincolnshire Sausage
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
White Pudding
Catcher
10 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
+MA, Dodge, +MA
   12 1 12 0 0 0 37/51 180k
(100+80)k
  
4
Burrito
Catcher
7 3 5 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, +AG, Leap, Block, Tackle
 -ma 30 7 24 0 2 2 93/176 220k
(100+120)k
  
6
Gheymah
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Tepsi Baytinijan
Thrower
6 4 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Accurate, Dodge, Block, +ST
   34 61 1 0 4 2 82/176 200k
(70+130)k
  
8
Chiftele
Lineman
6 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Cincinnati Chili
Lineman
5 3 4 7 -ma 7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Turkish Meatball
Lineman
5 3 4 7
Kick, Guard, Block
 -ma 25 2 4 0 0 5 39/51 130k
(60+70)k
  
11
Beef & Onion Pie
Lineman
6 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Corned Beef
Lineman
6 3 4 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
13
Ragu
Lineman
6 3 4 7   18 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: m0gw41 Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1770k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:60 (32/16/12) |TD Diff:41 (105 - 64) |Cas Diff:-102 (61/18/14 - 101/69/25)
Last Opponent: Women's Institute