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Varsity for Failed Athletes
Retired [L] Dark Elf

The Varsity for Failed Athletes provides a nurturing Football rehabilitation program for injured professionals, or amateur sportsmen (and sportswomen) that were unable to make it into their chosen sports.

Macenroe gave up his tennis career and now hurls footballs in rage.
Lee Harvey Oswald has turned his assassinating ways onto the football pitch.
Warney and Boonie (ex cricketers) have turned their skills to football, but are still booze-hounds and larrikins at heart.
Mattlin Shirvington (ex Olympics Sprinter) and the Karate Kid have decided to give Bloodbowl a whirl and ex World Wrestling star Lothar from WrestleMania is frothing at the mouth, ready to smash some opponents into the next world.

Can this crew of has-beens and forgotten legends get their crap together to play football? Stay tuned to find out.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Runner
6 3 4 7
Dump-Off
Kick-Off Return
-ma, m 6 4 0 0 0 1 9/ 100k
(0)k
 
2
Assassin
6 3 4 7
Shadowing, Stab
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Nerves Of Steel
  5 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 130k
(100+30)k
 
4
Lineman
7 3 4 8
+MA
  6 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 100k
(70+30)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 8   6 2 0 0 0 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
6
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Mighty Blow
  6 1 4 0 2 1 22/ 150k
(100+50)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Sneaky Git
  6 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
8
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Tackle
  6 1 3 0 3 0 16/ 150k
(110+40)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
8 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Keothi Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1280k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1380k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (3/1/2) |TD Diff:-1 (10 - 11) |Cas Diff:5 (10/2/0 - 4/2/1)
Last Opponent: [7s] Port Macquarie Breakers