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Why'd It Have to Be Sneks!
P [L] Snakemen

Have you ever imagined of an alternate universe where every living person was actually a snake dressed in their clothes, and every snake was actually one of each living person, and that the snake-people call the people-snakes: “Sneks”, and that the snake-people made a movie called “Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark” and they put a scene in the movie where “Indiana Whip Snek” had to enter the “Well of Souls” which happened to be crawling with dozens of people?

...I did...

...two years ago...

If that existed, then the titular quote of the film would have to be:

"Why’d it have to be Sneks?"

And thus, the Snakemen team was born.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Constrictor
5 4 2 7
Tentacles
Block, Guard, Break Tackle
-av 12 0 0 0 6 4 32/51 160k
(100+60)k
 
4
Mesmer
5 3 3 7
Hypnotic Gaze, Prehensile Tail
Dodge
-av, m 7 1 0 0 3 0 7/16 110k
(0)k
 
5
Runner
6 3 3 6
Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Side Step
Block, Strip Ball
-av, m 12 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 130k
(0)k
 
6
Runner
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Side Step
Block, Jump Up
  13 1 4 0 1 3 30/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
7
Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
  12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
8
Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Block
  13 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
11
Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Block
n 12 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
12
Runner
6 4 3 7
Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Side Step
+ST
  5 2 2 0 2 0 12/16 140k
(90+50)k
 
13
Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Block
m 4 1 1 0 2 1 13/16 80k
(0)k
 
14
Mesmer
5 3 3 8
Hypnotic Gaze, Prehensile Tail
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Snakeman
6 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Snakeman
6 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Snakeman
6 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
20
Journeyman Snakeman
6 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
7 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Nintennerd Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Snakemen Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1250k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (5/0/8) |TD Diff:-7 (12 - 19) |Cas Diff:-20 (7/7/5 - 21/15/3)
Last Opponent: Kentucky Fried TzChicken