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Roster [L] Dark Elf
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah
Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said
Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover!

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Schapelle 'Elf-Smuggler' CorbyLineman6348 n300000070k (70+0k) 
2David 'Caged-Elf' HicksLineman6348  500010270k (70+0k) 
3Harold "Disappearing-Elf" HoltLineman6348  400000070k (70+0k) 
4Mark 'Orc-Chopper' ReadBlitzer7348Block, Dodge 5100016100k (100+20k) 
5Ivan 'Backpack Rat-Killer' ...Lineman6348 n400000070k (70+0k) 
6Steve 'Orc-Hunter' IrwinBlitzer7348Block, Dodgem5000117100k (0k) 
8Rolf 'Elf-Toucher' HarrisBlitzer7348Block, Dodge 51102113100k (100+20k) 
11Julian 'Elf-Leaks" AssangeRunner7347Dump-Off, Dodgen4500011080k (80+20k) 
16Don 'Necro-defiler' BurkeBlitzer7348Block, Dodge 3000219100k (100+20k) 
17 Sylvester DarkboneJourneyman Lineman6348Loner 000000070k (70+0k) 
18 Julius DirtyhammerJourneyman Lineman6348Loner 000000070k (70+0k) 
19 Trey HardfistJourneyman Lineman6348Loner 000000070k (70+0k) 
8 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Dawph Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 0  
Team Value: 1150k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1270k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (0/0/5) |TD Diff:-9 (1 - 10) |Cas Diff:-8 (6/1/0 - 3/9/3)
Last Opponent: Dig Deep Mining Co