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Has Fat Bear Week Arrived?
The approach of hibernation season signifies only one thing: it is time to vote on the fattest bear in the United States.
The Katmai National Park and Preserve's annual Fattest Bear contest begins voting tomorrow as part of Fat Bear Week, as reported by the National Parks Service. The procedure resembles a bracket of March Madness, albeit gentler, in that participants are asked to cast their votes on which brown bear is prepared for winter.

"Bears abstain from food and water for the duration of hibernation, during which they lose one-third of their body mass." "Before entering the den, they must amass sufficient fat reserves to ensure their survival throughout the winter," Explore.org, the website hosting the contest, wrote. "Katmai's brown phrazle bears reach their maximum body mass in late summer and early autumn, subsequent to a summer spent striving to satiate their intense appetite... Fat bears serve as a symbol of the abundance of biodiversity in Bristol Bay, Alaska, a wilderness area encompassing the largest and healthiest sockeye salmon runs on the planet and Katmai National Park, where more brown bears reside than human inhabitants.

Voters may select their preferred endearing contestants, such as 151 Walker, a large adult male estimated to weigh nearly 1,200 pounds and one of the river's largest bears, or 32 Chunk, a large adult male who was first identified in 2007.

435 Holly, a medium-large adult female that "somewhat resembles the shape and color of a toasted marshmallow," is the dominating champion. And this year, Holly's cub, who was born in late January or early February and is renowned for her inquisitive nature and mischievous disposition (she is still recovering from an encounter with a porcupine in early September), has entered the competition.

Alive streams of the Brooks Falls Brown Bears fishing and generally being their rotund selves are available to viewers in addition to the voting process.

Posted by drivesparkles on May 23
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Navagio, Greek Island of Zakynthos?
Seaside cities in Europe sometimes take a second place to their Caribbean and South Pacific counterparts when it comes to beach holidays, despite Europe's cultural capitals long being seen as key destinations. Many visitors fail to appreciate the coastal attractions of Europe, despite the abundance of seaside possibilities. These options vary from the untamed beauty of Iceland and the white-hot nightlife of the Côte d'Azur to serene enclaves in Greece and Croatia.

For vacationers of all stripes, we have compiled a list of Europe's top beaches. Beyond the breathtaking landscapes and ocean vistas, these locations are just as diverse as dordle Europe itself. Find locations to walk in the off season, beaches that are great for families, quiet areas to relax in peace, and lively nightlife destinations. That is to say, there is a beach somewhere for everyone and everything.

The massive, battered hull of a ship that went aground in the early 1980s is the main attraction at this well-known location. Situated on a crescent beach, only yards from the edge of the water where the Ionian Sea's brilliant blue meets bone-white sand, the ship is now in port. The cove can only be reached by boat due to the high cliffs that surround the beach, but the availability of local suppliers guarantees a constant flow of visitors throughout the summer. (When efforts to avert landslides are not underway, that is.) You really must see the rusting shell juxtaposed with the breathtaking natural beauty of Zakynthos Island to get its full impact, and the journey is well worth it.


Posted by timemouth on May 23
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Secret Stunty Cup - May 29th!

The Secret Stunty Cup Kicks off Wednesday 29th May!



Sign up HERE! Create a team here.

There is NO TV/TW limit. Maximum ONE team per coach

Old and new teams welcome.

Only teams of the following races will be accepted

Clan MoulderDust GoblinGiantGnoblarGnome [SL]
NauticanNight GoblinMinotaurOgre KingdomForest Halflings
SkinkTrollsSquigTreemenNinja Flings
You can bring the existing official stunty races, though they must be created in Secret League 2020.
HalflingsGoblinsOgresSnotlingsGnome


Teams MUST be ruleset 2198 - Secret League 2020. Though, teams that match [SL]2020 stunty teams can be imported.

Each round lasts 10/11 days. Deadlines Sunday & Wednesday

Sign up NOW and let's get it ON!.



Posted by koadah on May 22
rating 6 0
XFL ROUND THREE



XFL - CYCLE THREE

Dwarf
Goblin
Khemri
Skaven


Tournament draw starts
22.00pm server time
Wednesday 5th June


Any Competitive team in any of the selected races can apply Here.

This will be 4 separate tournaments, one for each race. You may only enter one team per race, any duplications will be removed.

Prizes

The prize for winning an XFL is a random MVP and a free lineman! (Or the most common player on the roster). To collect your free lineman, contact an Admin.
Record on your profile

Posted by Valen on May 22
rating 6 1
All Star Bowl X


Greeting Coaches,

You are all cordially invited to compete in the next All Star Bowl.

It kicks off when we have THREE more teams. Eight total.

Sing it loud!

This is a KO tournament using BB2020 rules.

All teams that compete must be created from the All Stars roster.
Create a team here.
Sign them up HERE.



Your team must include at least one Average Joe (who won the lottery to play with the stars).
The rest will all be stars!

The roster uses Nelphine's Star Pricing.
To help meet this exorbitant cost, several soverign wealth funds have contributed to grant each coach 4,000,000GP to build their team.

Some stars from around the world may bear more than a passing resemblance to stars that you already know and love (or hate).
So, it may appear that Stars are playing for both sides.
They may also be induced. Four Morgs on the field?

With "Two-for-one" stars like Grak & Crumbleberry you need to add them both to your roster.

Please sign your teams up at this group.

Once you have signed up, please post a link to your team here.

Look for warm up games on Gamefinder or on Fumbbl Discord #lfg.



Posted by koadah on May 22
rating 4.3 0
FUMBBL Brawls 22 May (Low Draw)
Palette: #6c706f (gray), #776a59 (tan), #e30007 (red), #f2c61d (yellow), #1b4101 (green)



Brawls are a weekly drawn tourney for Competitive Division teams and will be run on the KotH system, meaning the second round pairing will be generated randomly after the first round is complete.

Tourneys Drawn
Low (up to 1400 TV): 1
Mid (from 1405 to 1800 TV): 0
Hi (from 1805 TV up): 0


Teams Short to Draw Next Tourney
Low (up to 1400 TV): 7
Mid (from 1405 to 1800 TV): 2
Hi (from 1805 TV up): 8


Please remember that TV is the deciding factor in which Brawl your team will be a part of and includes missing players! (It is not Current Team Value(CTV)!)

Draws will be made on Wednesday if there are enough participants, usually between 1200-1400 server time. You will receive a PM that you're in the tourney when it starts. Tournament announcements on the official FUMBBL Discord #minors channel. Game announcements will be made in my Leagues Discord, in the Minor Tournament channel.

If you are interested in participating, read here: Group Page and FUMBBL Tournament Rules.

Team may apply on the Brawl Team page.

Please be aware:
Only Competitive Division teams will be accepted.

Prizes
Record on your profile
Random extra MVP

Posted by razmus on May 20
rating 6 0
Green Dukes Fall 2-1 to UBC in NCBB Season Finale


Green Dukes Fall 2-1 to UBC in NCBB Season Finale, Fail to Qualify for Bowl, Trigger Another Investigation into Potential Safety Violations

The Duqueswood University Green Dukes closed out their NCBB season with a 2-1 loss to the UBC ChunderBeards, with a slew of elf casualties that have once again placed Coach Gerric Smithson’s future with the university in question. Freshman wardancer Dethwyntyr Whitebranch (elven miliary science) scored the lone TD for Duqueswood, while UBC got TDs from dwarf runners Zappa II and Van Dyke III, who led all players with 23 yards on the day.


Van Dyke III scores the game opening TD

The loss brings the Green Dukes to 3-3-4 on the season, dropping them out of bowl contention. More troublingly, the game featured a staggering 6 casualties for Duqueswood, including two more deaths. Those mortalities brought the team’s death-to-win ratio to 5:3, drawing once again the attention of the university’s Board of Elders.

In a statement released shortly after the game, the Board of Elders declared that they have opened an investigation into potential safety violations in the university’s football program. The investigation, they note, will also explore potentially troubling ties between the team’s spiraling death count and the rousing success of Coach Smithson’s wife’s vegetable and flower stand.

“Look, all I’m going to say is there’s absolutely no truth to the rumor that we’re trying to get the fellas killed out there to help my wife’s garden,” said Smithson, who began using his wife’s garden as a cemetery for his players after the team exceeded its annual return-to-the-forest ceremony budget earlier this season. “But I will say that we are currently running a 2-for-1 sale on cabbage heads, and the elf blood does seem to give our sauerkraut an extra little zip.”


In the weeks since converting their family garden into a cemetery for dead players, the Smithson’s have opened a thriving farm stand with cabbages whose astounding size has drawn plenty of customers as well as the eye of the university’s Board of Elders

The ChunderBeards scored on their opening drive, despite a heroic effort by Whitebranch, who made a leaping cage dive to separate Van Dyke III from the ball along the northern sideline late in the first half. The dwarf team, however, quickly recovered the ball, surfed Whitebranch into the crowd and scored, having KO’d, seriously injured, or killed 8 Green Dukes on the drive.

“We had an opportunity to take control, but those removals definitely cost us,” said Whitebranch. “It’s tough to stop dwarves even when you’re full strength, but it’s even more difficult to slow down those bearded little bullies when your dead, in the KO or casualty box, or dodging flying beer steins in the stands.”

Duqueswood did nearly tie the game up before the end of the half, mounting a heroic “un tirn teedee” effort on the ensuing kickoff with just six players on the field. Pushing loner dwarf blocker lineman Kevin Dirtyhammer into sophomore Scootyr Spinleaf (history of dirt) while the kick was in the air, the Green Dukes gave the speedy catcher the extra momentum he needed to streak down the field and cross the goal line before the closing seconds. Despite expertly dodging between two highly skilled dwarf tacklers, Spinleaf lost the ball, tripping as he attempted to dive across the goal line just before the halftime whistle.


Spinleaf trips and fumbles at the goal line just barely missing a chance to even the score at half time

“Love the effort by that kid,” said Coach Smithson on Spinleaf, the younger brother of the team’s former captain, deceased wardancer Mirlin Spinleaf. “Just got bit by the turf monster at the wrong time, I guess. Shoot, to be clear, in case any of my guys read this, the turf monster is not real. It’s just a metaphor. I believe in elven they call it ‘wrolyn a wun’ at the worst possible time.”

UBC all but sealed the game midway through the second half when sophomore dwarf lineman Hipster II strip-sacked Green Dukes’ junior thrower Bryden Branch (quantitative root-conomics) near the goal line. Zappa II then scooped up the ball and trundled across the goal line to give UBC a commanding 2-0 lead.

“We were trying to Dakka,” Branch explained after the game. “But it’s kind of tough to pull off when you only got three other guys out there who can stand up let alone try to get open.”

The Green Dukes were able to avoid the shutout, however, scoring a late TD after Spinleaf broke into the clear along the southern sideline. Zappa II was able to dodge away from Whitebranch’s block, and just barely catch Spinleaf, kicking out his legs from behind, and sending the catcher to the pitch and the ball into the stands. The rowdy crowd tossed the ball just a few yards from the endzone, where Whitebranch was able to gather it for the scoop and score after leaping over two dwarves and dodging away from a third.

The effort was too little too late, however, as UBC easily ran out the clock for the 2-1 victory after receiving the ensuing kick off.

“That was a heck of a play by Whitebranch, but I have to admit I really was hoping to see Spinleaf get the TD,” said Coach Smithson after the game. “Kid’s been through a lot with what happened to his brother last year, and the injuries he’s had this season. It pains me to say this because the Spinleaf family has meant so much to this program, but I’m afraid Scootyr’s probably going to need to focus on his education next season, if you know what I mean.”


Whitebranch leaps over two dwarves on his way to a scoop and score for the Green Dukes only TD on the day

Hampered by a smashed collarbone and a fractured skull, Spinleaf’s athletic ability has been reduced to that of a large and very fast snotling. However, according to his parents and wealthy university donors, Myrvis and Scyntia Spinleaf, he’s hoping to remain on the team for his junior year.

“We’ll be meeting with the coach later this week to discuss our son’s future, and to purchase a few pounds of cabbages,” Scyntia Spinleaf said. “We understand Coach Smithson’s currently having some challenges with the university board of elders, and with our elfanthropic history, we think we might be able to help.”

As another disappointing season comes to an end, Coach Smithson’s future once again hangs in the balance. If Smithson manages to survive through next season, it’s clear that there’s only one to control the team’s spiraling death-to-win ratio. Since keeping his players alive seems to be impossible, he’ll eventually have to figure out how to do the unthinkable—win.

Posted by gettym on May 19
rating 6 4
My return to Fumbbl
Many of you have received friend requests from me and I am rebuilding my friends list using my the 'Beardling08' profile.
Those that aren't quite as sharp eyed may have not noticed my NAF Name...'Tis I, Borek Grumbaki aka 'The Resident Dwarf'.

Prepare to be tackled!!!
Posted by Beardling08 on May 18
rating 6 4
It's named after Dan's steely resolve, right?
It's turn 1 and you go gunnin'
To lay the slam on the exposed blocker.
You knock him down and drop the stunnin'
But now your line is out of order.
And the crowd, they are a-/stompin'
Opponent downfield and a-caging,
But your blitzer goes a-rompin'
And you console yourself by raging.

[CHORUS]
And you go back, Jack, do it again!
Dice tumblin' round and round.
You go back, Jack, do it again!

Well, you know you have some rerolls,
So you lean into the rush dice.
But ask not for whom the bell tolls,
What you roll once you may roll twice.
But then you pull a longshot wild one,
And forget about your sorrow.
All the time that Nuffle's smilin',
You'll be on your knees tomorrow.

[CHORUS]

[FUNKY SOLO]

Now you swear it to your Grandmum
That you don't gamble with your players.
But you chuck a lot of randoms
When the math is in your favor.
Block and Guard can solve your problems
So you pick them when you're able,
In the land of Skinks and Goblins,
You must roll them on the table.

[CHORUS]
Posted by JackassRampant on May 18
rating 3.2 3