This giant hunk of metal was graciously sponsored by the local transport systems. Meaning, a huge amount of metal trash and rusty junk had a few years time to coalesce to one giant metal piece of art.

With only marginal cuts and some welding, this massive troll of trash was arranged to a somewhat humanoid/goblinoid form. A few old servomotors for general movement, a transmitter for remote control, presto.

Unfortunately, no amount of water or oil can keep it from overheating regularly, which might be a reliability for, say, construction work and the like.

It is nice, having your own little watchtower on your compound to add to the meager security measures.

Even better when you are a genius and make it able to walk around!

Formerly a mobile transport platform for managing huge payloads in storage facilities, trainstations etc. the Pinch-O-Matic impresses with some serious upgrades to his former forklift and stabilizer.

Thrown-together parts from a hospitalbed, a discarded warwalker and a sorting machine, Frizzle might have felt a bit cheeky when naming this strange contraption.

Nevertheless, its huge closeable clawlike arms and the overtuned particle beam make for a world of hurt. If it isn't malfunctioning.

Finally, a working jet turbine was salvaged. Just the right size to strap it onto an expendable washbot, making it go way faster.

The maneuverability somewhat lacking due to the remote control, crashes are quite common.

What nifty things a genius can do with an old hoverdrone, some tape and a mailsorting machine.

This little bugger is too heavy to fly anymore, but his hoversystem gets him faster to wherever the shortcircuits in the remote tell him to.

Playing bloodbowl AND cleaning the lawn as he goes, isn't he great?