As the only ladyboy on the team, Queenie brings a much needed feminine touch to this necromantic side. Lightning fast and very agile he favours the rear attack and hard fast action. Although yet to play in the fumbble league he made quite a name for himself as a junior playing for Team L.A. (Ladyboys Annonomous) last season. He is well known to referees after the numerous shirt lifting incidents which saw him banned for 5 games and break off his engagement to Jaundice Jones. Will he make a name for himself as a quality bloodbowl player this season, or make a living working at the dockyards? Only time will tell.

Otherwise known as "Mammario the Mangler", this oversized killing machine will dazzle you with his skill, amaze you with his style and slighty arouse you with his ample boosoms. Many a player has been suffocated in his valley of the damned, although Hughes does have a tendancy to storm off to the changing rooms when things don't go his way. Add to this a long running feud with Jaundice Jones over the affections of Queenie Thomas and you have one very grumpy player. Note: Hughes is currently under investigation by the fumbble committee over allegations that he has been taking illegal breast enhancement drugs

Fetid is taking legal advise from bugger me bob solicitors.

One of the laziest and unexciting players you will ever see in bloodbowl. GutRot isn't intrested in playing and several times has sat down sulking, refusing to take part because his "fingers hurt". He was only drafted to the team because of low numbers and his suggestive nature, which has gotten him into trouble on many occasions. With Jaundice's deceptive influence, GutRot has been beaten up many times for pulling other players trousers down and starting fights, much to the annoyance of his team-mates. Currently attending hypnotherapy classes the new coach is hopeful that GutRot will start to play as part of the team again, as long as he stays away from Jaundice and his mischeivious influence.

Nicknamed Deisel for his famous love of sucking car exhausts this is one ugly player. While he has rarely been involved in any fighting or casualties on the field, his bizarre hobby has resulted in massive burns to his face and the loss of his lower lip which has obviously handicapped his performance in the game. He is a shrewd player preferring to assess any tactical advantages instead of rushing in head first like his team-mates which is the reason why he is rarely on the receiving end of a tackle. Some say this is very intelligent, others say he is a yellow-bellied pillow biter scared of his own shadow. Even with all his potential it seems the only way to silence his critics will be to prove his skill on the field and emerge as one of the teams key players and prove he is no coward.