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Bull
#1
Chaos Spawn
MA
5
ST
6
AG
2
AV
8
R
3
B
132
P
0
F
0
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
23
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
49
XPP
0
SPP
49
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
+ST
Block
Break Tackle
Bull is actually not a real minotaur, but Mungo Kinkybottom's donkey with a pair
of old hop poles tied to his forehead. But as long as it works he'll continue his
act and roam the field in search of very small and helpless creatures to bully.

And yes, it's true he's an ass, that's no bull.....

Since Mungo died, {insert remark from religion of your choice} , Bull has moved in with the power-tools in Kongo's backyard shed. With such a remarkable improvement in his living conditions the team is now hoping that he will pick up the pace and make himself useful on the pitch.
Plug Ugly
#2
Chaos Spawn
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
13
B
94
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
15
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Guard
Juggernaut
Multiple Block
For the money Hambo got for Taurus (now available on stick as well as in bottle) he procured the service of Fynbo Sickville-Kinkybottom's (Lombo Sickville-Kinkybottom's dad) bull Plug Ugly. Plug Ugly is here to live up to his name, if nothing else, and, hopefully, to smash the odd hole in any adversary he might come across. All in all the team has low hopes for him. Very low.
 
Randy Kinkybottom
#3
Carver
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
6
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
4
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
 
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Block
Side Step
A team legend, Randy Kinkybottom showed his mettle in a match against "Green Snot Machine" where he alone, against a full team of three trolls, two snotling heroes and six packs of snotlings managed to fight his way through and score a touchdown in the last minutes of the game. A true hero.

Almost died in his 11th game after falling over his chainsaw. Nasty!

Part of the original line-up.
Toto Kinkybottom
#4
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
8
B
7
P
0
F
1
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Toto spends a lot of his time in the local library, fantasising about far away lands of perpetual summer filed with wondrous animals and plants. He also has a reoccurring dream where he finds himself playing music on a stack of books. This guy clearly needs to get out more!
 
Gogo Kinkybottom
#5
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
4
AV
6
R
171
B
10
P
7
F
0
G
20
Cp
8
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
29
XPP
0
SPP
29
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+AG
Side Step
Gogo's Mambo's favourite student (ie. the one he wants dead less then all the others), and he does everything to please his idol. He even joined up with the team to help out after Mungo died. Naturally everyone hates his guts.

Hanging around with Mambo seems to have paid of though as he's getting better and better at busting those moves... or whatever it is he does.
Mambo Kinkybottom
#6
Chaos Halfling
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
36
B
20
P
-3
F
0
G
26
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA
Big Hand
Side Step
The team's self-proclaimed latin lover, Mambo can often be seen down the local pub with lust in his eyes, a rose in his mouth and three pairs of socks stuffed down the front of his pants. His wild hip-thrusting dance moves make the girls go wild - and earn him plenty MVPs it seems.

Part of the original line-up.
 
Yoyo Kinkybottom
#7
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Yoyo, one of the younger members of the team, claims to be more "street" than anyone else in the team. Judging by the streets of Hobbithong that means unsightly and covered in mud and horse-droppings, which is true.
Tanto Kinkybottom
#8
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
6
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Avid knife collector and martial arts freak, Tanto is really just your average chaos halfling. Too bad he's not carrying some onto the field, since a stab or two would be very helpful at times.
 
Dingo Sickville-Kinkybottom
#9
Carver
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
6
B
15
P
0
F
13
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
+MA
Pro
Dingo is a rather good carver, but his chainsaw 'Sally' is the meanest thing you ever saw. Hur, hur, hur... (No snotlings were harmed in the making of this awful pun.... sadly.)

Dingo's something of a fan favourite, and tries his best to step out of the shadow cast by Randy's reputation.

Part of the original line-up.
Othello Sickville-Kinkybottom
#12
Chaos Halfling
MA
4
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
14
B
26
P
0
F
0
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
-ma, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Horns
In his early teens Othello started to show unwholesome affections for theater and for the arts. Acting quickly, his father placed him on the team hoping he would soon die a horrible death or, failing that, make a name for himself as a Blood Bowl player. When word got out that he was the team's resident thespian he soon gathered a bit of a following and earned a few MVPs. This, however, is most likely because the fans don't know what 'thespian' means...
 
Bimbo Sickville-Kinkybottom
#13
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
6
R
30
B
20
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+ST
Horns
At the time of writing the teams only cross-dresser. With Chaos Halflings it's hard to notice, however, so you can never be completely sure. His handbag is full of bricks though, so beware!
Drongo Sickville-Kinkybottom
#14
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
1
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Being a computer geek in this age of blood, death and mayhem is really hard, mostly because the blood, death and mayhem is far more reality than virtual. Drongo has no choice, however, as this is the only way he can pay for his tuition.
 
Yoko Sickville-Kinkybottom
#15
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Yoko is Dingo's new wife from out of town, and many of the fans are worried that she'll get to involved. In the long run, they think, this might cause the band to split up. Band...? How's talking of a band? I meant team...

Yoko made quite an heroic action in her first game ever - against some weird, frothing squig/pony hybrids - when she, in the last trembling minutes of the game, dodged away from two enemies who both threw themselves at her to tackle her down as she left. She then ran up to a squig twice her size standing just a few yards from the chaos halfling's endzone, it's smirking rider holding the ball high up out of her reach. She took a deep breath, made her had into a tight fist and struck. The blow landed perfectly between the squigpony's globulous eyes, felling the great beast to the ground, it's helpless rider falling with it, the ball rolling of and stopping just short of the sideline.

It would have been one of the most glorious moments in the teams history. In the end, however, the touchdown could not be stopped as the rider scampered up from the ground, scooped up the ball and - as the last seconds of the game ticked away - limped into the endzone to secure their victory.
Lobo "Tommy" Kinkybottom
#16
Head Carver
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
8
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Block
Lurbo's nephew Lobo could well be the poster boy for cluelessness, which he showed a great deal of when he gladly signed up for the team just minutes after his uncle had had his left kidney removed with a cattle prod by some happy-go-lucky night goblins. Cheesus!