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The Capten
#1
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Superman
#2
Catcher
MA
10
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
124
B
2
P
13
F
0
G
10
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+MA
Block
Superman: Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning the death of innocent people?
Lex Luthor: No, by causing the death of innocent people.
 
Kenny Starfighter
#3
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
5
AV
7
R
43
B
41
P
14
F
1
G
8
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
3
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
30
XPP
0
SPP
30
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
+AG
Tackle
Kenny Starfighter: [meeting a washing machine for the first time] Who are you? Identify!
[slaps the washing machine with a flyswatter]
Kenny Starfighter: [washing machine starts making noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Hey, don't cry! Sorry! Hey, boli boli, my name is Kenny Starfighter. Hey, do you know where I am?
[washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Hee hee hee hee hee, I didn't see that. This helmet and everything, you know. So how long have you been here?
[washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Wow, I have no plans of staying that long. Bye then. Sorry!... Hey, do you know how I get out of here?
[washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Flip a coin? No way. NO WAY! Then I'd rather use the teleporter, then I know where I'll end up.
Marvin the Martian
#4
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
49
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
Strip Ball