The latest Wardancer to try to fill the boots of the legendary, and now retired Captain Pugwash, hopefully he will last longer than many of his predecesors.
One of the more violent woodies, he has started well with 2 casulties in his first 2 games and vows to keep this streak going, a streak he's much prouder of than his hat-trick in his debut game!

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Fred, as he likes to be called now, has deceided that neither is he a highborn Wood Elf, or a sadistic BloodBowl player, but an illiterate, poverty stricken ferryman, despite wearing the most expensive silks and living nowhere near a stream.
Coach Chunk has to routinely trick "Fred" into joining his team on the pitch, normally by slipping him a drugged hamburger and letting him wake up on the pitch, a tactic that has "Fred" convinced he has the weirdest dreams and is costing him a fortune in shrinks.

Also the last remaining original player of Seven Sadistic Sailors he has become a miniature legend, but only in his own mind, one of the least sane ferryman you will ever meet.

He has now lasted 40 games, the longest reign of any of these idiots, but still impressive especially when it's realised how much the basic lineman is abused in this team.